THIRD post on page 2

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"My guess is that this is part of the investigation. Since the university can't comment until it is done, they have to say it is not a result of . . . We all knew this was coming in some format or another The good news is that this probably means that our internal investigation showed that only Marvin did anything wrong - meaning that Little should be cleared, because if he isn't suspended he is playing on Saturday. The cheating fiasco is another issue all together."

[Edited on September 1, 2010 at 4:01 PM. Reason : THIRTY EIGHT PAGES OF UNC BEAT DOWN]

9/1/2010 4:01:14 PM

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"Supposively, been late to team meetings...bad attitude on scout team...sort of cancer among the team.Disappointing, but somewhat understandable considering all that has happened - he came back, will not play etc.Also, probably the right thing to do - separate him from the team if he's acting this way until he's been fully cleared.MA - stay in shape and don't tweet - I bet we'll see you after 3 games."

loloolllll

9/1/2010 4:02:26 PM

w/o regular workouts, his man-titties should really come into form

9/1/2010 4:03:38 PM

i dont give a shit if all of them are suspended, or none of them are. all i want is for us to go 4-0 against em.

9/1/2010 4:04:48 PM

Realistically, I wonder how much this is gonna hurt his draft stock. Blowing millions for a few trips to Florida is poor judgment.

9/1/2010 4:05:35 PM

and so it begins




[Edited on September 1, 2010 at 4:16 PM. Reason : .]

9/1/2010 4:16:00 PM

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"Realistically, I wonder how much this is gonna hurt his draft stock. Blowing millions for a few trips to Florida is poor judgment."

I would imagine not too much, not many great offensive players in this class so there will probably be a bunch of defensive players taken in the first round so he may drop from a top 25 to a early second round depending on needs and who you talk to but you never know.

[Edited on September 1, 2010 at 4:20 PM. Reason : had it listed too high]

9/1/2010 4:18:57 PM

^^please tell me that wasn't on sesame street... I think nPh is trying to grind with Elmo... That's not appropriate for children

[Edited on September 1, 2010 at 4:20 PM. Reason : ^^]

9/1/2010 4:19:45 PM

the DOW is up 250 points after the news. they should've suspended him months ago.

9/1/2010 4:20:01 PM

double post, but:

1) 8 more to be suspended indefinitely
2) Austin appears to be for the entire season.

9/1/2010 4:25:06 PM

SOURCES son

9/1/2010 4:30:33 PM

buddy works at sporting news HQ in charlotte. just texted me. not sure when the story will run...prob as they get the definite on it.

9/1/2010 4:32:08 PM

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"prime time to open a cupcake shop in chapel hill"

They already have one and it's terrible. Worst cupcakes I've ever had.

9/1/2010 4:37:38 PM

I'm out

9/1/2010 4:40:47 PM

the scope of this is just mind boggling, the entire fucking defense?? they seriously should forfeit the season, its gonna be embarrasing

man i bet there are some tighty-whitey UNC-CH administrators whose little blue blood is boiling and has been now for a few months. this whole fiasco, aside from the fiasco/scandal part of it, makes all of them, from Holden Thorp down to the nannies/student-cheater-helpers look sooo incompetent. They need Lee Fowler over there. Sinking to a new low in crisis mis-management

[Edited on September 1, 2010 at 5:17 PM. Reason : a]

9/1/2010 5:14:09 PM

UNC FOOTBALL PROGRAM
TEN YEAR PERFORMANCE FORECAST
2010-2020



TWITTER SAYS


[Edited on September 1, 2010 at 5:29 PM. Reason : twitter]

9/1/2010 5:29:38 PM

9/1/2010 5:34:21 PM

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"yeah, and the pregnant girl is a virgin. "

you realize a lot of people believe this, yes?

9/1/2010 5:39:37 PM

From IC post:

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"between the tweeting, the traveling, the partying, letting balmer pay for things, numerous traffic violations, his most recent facebook rant, and now violations of teams rules, have we ever witnessed such a depressing string of REPEATEDLY POOR JUDGMENT by a UNC football player?"

ummm...maybe Lawrence Taylor getting arrested numerous times for cocaine possession, and having sex with an underage prostitute, could qualify as worse judgement.

9/1/2010 5:54:50 PM

nah, that's just the CAROLINA WAY

9/1/2010 6:31:01 PM

9/1/2010 6:46:44 PM

ESPN comment:

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"Suspended indefinitely.....does this mean he could be reinstated and play later in the season? "

9/1/2010 6:53:26 PM

from an IC Post

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"I'm glad they finally said it, but this is what we already knew. I'm saying a prayer that most everybody else is cleared."

9/1/2010 7:02:01 PM

UNC fan responses




[Edited on September 1, 2010 at 7:10 PM. Reason : ]

9/1/2010 7:09:14 PM

dear sports gods, please let all the UNC basketball players get arrested for rape.

kthx



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9/1/2010 7:19:53 PM

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"ItsACarolinaTouchdown All-American 1649 posts this site So When Does The NCAA Become The Bad Guy? Carolina has always ran clean athletic programs in all it's sports. Thinking back over the years, the football program has always taken pride in running a tight ship and doing things the right way with no NCAA infractions that come to mind. With this investigation, UNC came out on the first day and pledged to fully cooperate with the NCAA and help with the investigation all it could. So now, on the eve of what could be one of the finest hours in Carolina football history, the NCAA has the gaul to stretch out and delay this so called investigation? How dare they? Where is the appreciation from the NCAA to the University of North Carolina for always playing by the rules and keeping their noses clean year after year? I for one am becoming very suspicious of the NCAA itself and their way of doing business. Do they consider themselves a fair and balanced entity or not?"

it's a wonder why people think of UNC fans as douchebags

9/1/2010 7:25:27 PM

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a84724a380/hitler-is-told-about-the-unc-ncaa-investigation

I am at it again

9/1/2010 8:11:16 PM

BEU FUCKING STOP IT

9/1/2010 8:15:10 PM

Christ man, that's the most worn-out meme of all time

So many parodies the damn film distributor went DMCA on that shit

There's a whole section of the Wikipedia entry devoted to it!

[Edited on September 1, 2010 at 8:17 PM. Reason : HAVE YOU EVER HAD AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT]

9/1/2010 8:17:10 PM

if not for all the foul language its actually pretty decent.

you will get a lot of crap for all that language, especially if you post is on packpride without a warning.

9/1/2010 8:17:18 PM

Ok Ill admit I laughed pretty hard at parts of that. You went with BSC championship and the part about katie perry tickets was wrong but other than that gg

9/1/2010 8:19:01 PM

BEU: It's the BCS not BSC

still lol'd

[Edited on September 1, 2010 at 8:22 PM. Reason : spelling police ]

9/1/2010 8:21:25 PM

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"THE BSC CHAMPIONSHIP"

9/1/2010 8:21:58 PM

nvm

[Edited on September 1, 2010 at 8:24 PM. Reason : f]

9/1/2010 8:23:42 PM

gotta love the optimism on IC...these are in regards to someone's question of what an "indefinite" suspension means:

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"It means not definitely. So there's a chance he plays Saturday."

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"Keep in mind that "suspended indefinitely" does not equal "out for season." By definition, "indefinitely" could mean two quarters or twelve games. Perhaps Butch is sending MA a message. Perhaps a lengthy suspension (4+ games) is in the offing from the NCAA. If MA was not giving it his all on the scout team and pouting during this process, what would keep him from doing that during his suspension. Maybe Butch is trying to get MA's attention. If he's going to be a practice player for a while due to his own actions, he still has to be a contributing part of the team. Hopefully, MA gets his head on straight and "indefinitely" will mean a relatively short suspension."

9/1/2010 8:24:27 PM

decent

I laughed at the end when he brought up the face paint and the second "E"

9/1/2010 8:25:17 PM

I will also admit liking the Hitler video, third time is the charm!

9/1/2010 8:45:55 PM

^^ Same here


The best part had to be the "It's Okay. He doesn't mean it" in reference to the tutor

[Edited on September 1, 2010 at 8:48 PM. Reason : arrows]

9/1/2010 8:47:44 PM

ok i guess i might as well watch BEU's third video, even though for whatever reason, the first two seem to crash my video card

ok, aside from misspelling primadonna / prima donna, and leaving a word out of the concert ticket quote (and BSC) i thought it was pretty good...laughed multiple times

[Edited on September 1, 2010 at 9:00 PM. Reason : .]

9/1/2010 8:51:57 PM

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"PREMODONNA DOUCHE BAGS"

but I laughed

[Edited on September 1, 2010 at 9:02 PM. Reason : heart of gold]

9/1/2010 9:01:24 PM

bah, I was so caught up in the timing of the lines and making sure I had the duration of the lines right I didnt bother having someone go behind me and check for that crap......

meh

9/1/2010 9:14:12 PM

unrelated, but can i just say how much i hate heather dinich?

9/1/2010 9:23:18 PM

http://blogs.newsobserver.com/accnow/uncs-austin-suspended-more-news-expected-by-friday

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"Asked if she (the tutor) had worked with other athletes besides football players, Baddour said: "I can't tell you that. That is still part of our own review, and until I'm in a position to have an opportunity to examine that in a thorough way, I think it's best that I not identify any other team.""

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"Baddour, without distinguishing between investigations, said he expected that some, but not all, decisions about players would be made before the first game. He cautioned that when the school does announce who is - and is not - traveling to this weekend's game, people should understand that the list "may be fluid. There may be some alterations after we say that, but we've got to work towards that."

ie, we could say MA is the only one who isn't travelling...then "alter" the list on Saturday to include a dozen more players



[Edited on September 1, 2010 at 9:32 PM. Reason : LOOOOOONG WOOOOOLF]

9/1/2010 9:25:12 PM

^^She is a joke. THis UNC story has been THE ACC story the last few weeks. She has done next to nothing. She's a blogger, she can afford to report crap. Not like her credibility would take a hit (UNC harder place to play than State). The best part is the coverage she was giving UNC before the news started pouring out. Now she seams to have shoved her head in the sand.

9/1/2010 9:37:31 PM

^ya cant hate on her (a girl who isnt from an ACC school) for playing to her broader audience. She has a large %UNC fan audience and she knows it. Its all about the Benjie$ anyways right? Not objectivity. This is the business profit-driven media we know and love right?


Swofford: Theeese one is mine, boys.

9/1/2010 9:44:34 PM

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"Maybe Butch is trying to get MA's attention. If he's going to be a practice player for a while due to his own actions, he still has to be a contributing part of the team."

such crap. with all the negative PR for UNC football already, there is no way Butch trades more negative PR for a little more 'scout team discipline'

9/1/2010 9:47:17 PM

Very good. I didn't realize that language would be offensive enough to bring up, or to actually take away from the video.

Thanks

Here is the version with the fixed typos. I kept rewording the lines to get the line shorter or longer to fix him talking. Leads to such issues.

Plus I am horrible at typing.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/748a0362df/hitler-is-told-about-the-unc-ncaa-investigation

9/1/2010 10:25:01 PM

^omfg. lmao

9/1/2010 10:28:53 PM

theres nothing wrong with making some minor revisions to your video after you get some feedback...its kinda like if I was Marvin Austin, and I needed help for a term paper...I write a first draft, I take it to a tutor, she underlines and strikes through some words where I need to correct grammer, spelling, etc...I go home, revise the paper based on some MLA suggestions, and the next draft is better

except of course in MA's actual case, he'd just be like "bitch write dis paper for me and turn dat shit in, i'm jettin to cali to holla at my boy twan b"

also in regards to the video, its an effective format for people like me with sometimes-choppy video playback...can still read all the lines, even if my video card is shit and i don't get nice 30fps+ playback

[Edited on September 1, 2010 at 10:34 PM. Reason : .]

9/1/2010 10:29:43 PM

I've sat on the sidelines for this whole thread, but that was hilarious. ThirdFourth times the charm for your videos.

9/1/2010 10:39:35 PM