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9/4/2009 1:48:15 PM

I think I need to shit.

9/4/2009 1:50:04 PM

9/4/2009 2:01:54 PM

plane tickets to new zealand are just a little over $1100

I think I'd like to visit

9/4/2009 2:11:31 PM

i, too, really want to go to new zealand

9/4/2009 2:29:03 PM

A GIRL

9/4/2009 2:31:26 PM

Well, last night was a hell of a time.

Glad I didn't have too many adverse health effects from that. >_<

It's such a damned nice day out here.

9/4/2009 2:35:14 PM

Verizon can suck a dick

9/4/2009 2:40:50 PM

DEAR FEDEX

MY PACKAGE IS GUARANTEED BY 3PM

PLEASE MAKE YOUR DEADLINE

K? K.

THANKS

9/4/2009 2:45:42 PM

sex
neomonde
a caramel frapp
my rabbit

9/4/2009 2:55:59 PM

sex in
neomonde with
a caramel frapp and
my rabbit

9/4/2009 2:57:42 PM

I just shat. It wasn't enough to alleviate my misery. Please god, let me take the mother of all dumps.

9/4/2009 2:59:54 PM

i really want to go home and get my doggie

9/4/2009 3:08:41 PM

Was thinking of visiting my mother but my car probably won't make the trip and now all I want to do is cry.

9/4/2009 3:11:43 PM

^ I'm willing to loan you some money to fly
or fix your car
whatever



there's a price to pay though...

9/4/2009 3:14:38 PM

haha It's ok. Her husband has been in and out of the hospital and she's been working on top of that so I was just wanting to come help but CAN'T because there's a high possibility my car will die on the way. I WILL BE ALL ALONE AND HELPLESS. lol

Anyway, the bf said we will go next weekend, I am just an emotional handbasket lately (read; PMS)

Responsibility sucks!

9/4/2009 3:17:47 PM

are you sure?

a little anal bleeding is a small price to pay for getting to see your mom

9/4/2009 3:19:17 PM

I'm sure, thanks for the offer though!

9/4/2009 3:20:17 PM

9/4/2009 3:22:40 PM

9/4/2009 3:25:08 PM

white chocolate nothing but cocoa butter and sugar

things might be speeding up noticeably

9/4/2009 3:33:39 PM

mmm I can't wait to eat some potato skins tonight

9/4/2009 3:39:53 PM

Happy hour has begun at the office. Shot of Gentleman Jack and an ice cold beer. I'm being naughty today.

9/4/2009 3:44:02 PM

What's for dinner?

9/4/2009 3:48:02 PM

I DO NOT WANT TO BE AT WORK ANY MORE

9/4/2009 3:48:23 PM

ME NEITHER.

I'm starved.

This weekend gotta

bathe the dog
sweep
dust (reverse order)
vacuum
straighten up
Clean turrlits
Live

9/4/2009 4:00:06 PM

holy shit this cat is pathetic!

9/4/2009 4:02:32 PM

inss

9/4/2009 4:07:58 PM

SAUSAGE SAMMICH

9/4/2009 4:36:27 PM

do i want to do anything tonight or no?


i'm thinking no

9/4/2009 4:48:32 PM

Why the mass public thinks southerners are stupid: They think it's a better idea to prevent children from going to school than to see a video by the President telling them to work hard and learn.

:carlface:

9/4/2009 5:23:13 PM

that same president would rather have kids volunteering at the salvation army than goin to school and learning

9/4/2009 5:25:51 PM

By my count, I get at least two MMF threesomes now

9/4/2009 5:33:34 PM

I cried during Full House

9/4/2009 5:34:40 PM

I'm sleepy

9/4/2009 5:53:04 PM

if liking the scissor sisters is gay then call me oscar wilde

[Edited on September 4, 2009 at 6:05 PM. Reason : .]

9/4/2009 5:59:35 PM

I just found out that when you get goosebumps from listening to music it's mostly because the emotion that you are feeling is a sad emotion and not a good one...You just don't realize it's a sad one, but your brain is remembering the last time you felt that emotion and connecting the music you hear to that sad emotion. Interesting.

9/4/2009 6:00:31 PM

so if you have a power switch and one side is a circle and one is line, which one is on?

9/4/2009 6:09:17 PM

the circle is on

9/4/2009 6:13:01 PM

thxu

9/4/2009 6:14:08 PM

or maybe not

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Power_symbol

9/4/2009 6:15:50 PM

see i would have thought the circle too, why cant they just put on/off

9/4/2009 6:28:49 PM

go home this weekend or not? i don't like going home but hearing my parents bitch and whine is annoying

9/4/2009 6:37:08 PM

I wonder if there is a facebook friend I need to delete.

9/4/2009 6:38:20 PM

yes, there is.

9/4/2009 6:38:59 PM

cornholeeeeeeee

9/4/2009 6:40:06 PM

k

9/4/2009 6:40:45 PM

^^^why not just hide them, thats what i do

9/4/2009 6:40:52 PM

and here i am expecting you to knock any second

[Edited on September 4, 2009 at 6:42 PM. Reason : kljh]

9/4/2009 6:41:51 PM

^ +^

9/4/2009 6:41:51 PM