Oh man. That dream that Sookie had was awful. Absolutely horrible. I can't believe they put something that stupid in there.

8/21/2011 10:43:26 PM

Do girls dream about gang bangs?

8/21/2011 10:53:31 PM

I think I'm gonna start canceling HBO over the summer from now on.

8/22/2011 7:37:17 AM

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"I can't believe they put something that stupid in there."

This is the fourth season of the show. I can't believe people are still saying things like that.

8/22/2011 9:10:18 AM

AHA, Jessica covered them.

Sorry, guys. So close!

8/22/2011 4:54:56 PM

sharing my sentiments that the Eric Sookie sex scene turn romp in the woods SUCKED

http://io9.com/5833743/proof-that-true-bloods-vampire-shower-sex-could-have-been-a-whole-lot-hotter

8/23/2011 8:10:52 PM

I laughed when Hoyt threw Jessica's Twilight book into the Monster box


also...I had somebody ask me today if Twilight and True Blood were different things...

8/23/2011 8:16:21 PM

hahah yeah that was hilarious

and Jessica fiddling with something on Bill's desk while telling Nan all of her woes--classic mopey teenager. loved it!

it's a good thing she didn't meet the sun b/c anything involving Jessica's storyline is saving this show

8/23/2011 8:24:16 PM

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"sharing my sentiments that the Eric Sookie sex scene turn romp in the woods SUCKED http://io9.com/5833743/proof-that-true-bloods-vampire-shower-sex-could-have-been-a-whole-lot-hotter"

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"Many folks were disappointed with True Blood's recreation of the infamous Vampire Eric and Sookie shower sex scene from Charlaine Harris' original book."

Oh? Tell me more...

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"As many of you know, we were less than thrilled with the reimagining of the infamous Vampire Eric sex fest."

...

What a terrible article.

8/23/2011 9:49:09 PM

I'm so desperate to procrastinate I actually listened to that scene. Eric's voice was hilarious.

8/23/2011 9:53:45 PM

I WANT BOOBS!!

ok, what girl ever squeezes her own boobs like that when riding a dude??

8/23/2011 11:03:01 PM

I hope Tommy is really dead for good. 2nd most annoying character behind Tara.

LOL at the protection spell.

8/29/2011 7:28:18 AM

I think it's safe to say he is.

I had been getting really disappointed with this season. Not just with the changes from the book, but just in general. I was *this* close to jumping on the "I'm only watching this now b/c I want to know how it ends" bandwagon that some are on. But I really liked this episode. Hopefully the final two episodes will be on this level as well.

8/29/2011 9:38:49 AM

Eric's back to normal!


Fuck yeah...

8/29/2011 10:19:53 AM

i still don't have a problem with marney/antonia wanting to kill all the vampires.

8/29/2011 10:21:14 AM

the end of that episode was so so terrible... come on, at least don't do the lame slow motion walk with crappy music...

8/29/2011 10:23:39 AM

Eric isn't supposed to remember anything!




Also, does anyone know the name of the band that did the cover of Burning Down The House at the end of the episode?

[Edited on August 29, 2011 at 10:26 AM. Reason : band]

8/29/2011 10:25:51 AM

I kinda wonder why they were driving in a van at the end considering they can run at like Mach 1. I guess they had weapons and stuff but they could carry all of that easily. And Erik can fly.

8/29/2011 11:38:52 AM

also, i guess the super duper "protection spell" doesnt apply to vampires? or did marnie(whatever her name is) not think to recast it?

They made such a big deal about it why would it not go back in place after she captured everyone?

8/29/2011 11:47:37 AM

Marnie re-casted it. Remember when she retrapped everyone except Jason after Tara and Holly tried to escape?

8/29/2011 12:42:27 PM

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"Also, does anyone know the name of the band that did the cover of Burning Down The House at the end of the episode?"

lol, I was wondering that myself and also turned on Shazaam to inform me. But I didn't.

8/29/2011 2:01:21 PM

http://true-blood.net/music/music-season-4/

it's by The Used apparently

8/29/2011 2:06:43 PM

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"the end of that episode was so so terrible"

8/29/2011 10:19:44 PM

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"at least don't do the lame slow motion walk with crappy music..."

8/30/2011 12:33:56 AM

wtf do vampires need vans/weapons for?

8/30/2011 10:02:11 AM

It would have been much cooler if they'd played the A-Team theme during the last scene.

8/30/2011 11:32:13 AM

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"wtf do vampires need vans/weapons for?"

Because running up to the witch and attacking her doesn't seem to work. It usually ends up w/ the vampire getting mind controlled. They're going to try Rocket Launcher this time.

8/30/2011 11:52:04 AM

watching this show slowly jump the shark this season has been entertaining

8/30/2011 11:58:20 AM

Slowly?

8/30/2011 1:15:53 PM

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"Because running up to the witch and attacking her doesn't seem to work. It usually ends up w/ the vampire getting mind controlled. They're going to try Rocket Launcher this time."

didn't only one of them have a rocket launcher though?

8/30/2011 1:21:11 PM

Are you asking why they need a van then? To carry Jessica and the Rocket Launcher, and maybe Pam. Don't know how fast she is.

[Edited on August 30, 2011 at 1:23 PM. Reason : .]

8/30/2011 1:22:45 PM

My only thought with the van is maybe it is stocked full of extra weapons and ammo. Otherwise, each of the vampires can run way faster than any van and can hold hundreds of pounds of weight.

I'd think that Bill would have human guards with him too (like when he met her in the cemetery) so they could just shoot her if she started doing magic. They easily could have shot her in the cemetery.

8/30/2011 1:46:02 PM

This season is fucking terrible.

I still watch it though

8/30/2011 3:31:54 PM

worst scene was when Sam was all broken up about his brother dying..."dont forget me right awaaaay"
"Ill never forget about youuu...you are my heart"

wtf is that?? considering he always hated the kid for being a dumbass etc...

8/30/2011 3:51:06 PM

why didn't jason say anything about jessica's hymen

8/31/2011 12:05:27 AM

^my first question, as well



Then again, why isn't it just vamp tradition to break the hymen before turning them? After thousands of years, it should just be a practice like circumcision

[Edited on August 31, 2011 at 12:28 AM. Reason : .]

8/31/2011 12:27:39 AM

Anyone want to have lunch with Anna Paquin & Stephen Moyer?

http://www.ebay.com/itm/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=120770478946&ssPageName=ADME:L:LCA:US:1123

9/2/2011 12:50:13 PM

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"why didn't jason say anything about jessica's hymen"

You mean why didn't he stop, mid-sex, to ask her about it?

9/2/2011 3:42:46 PM

Good episode last night.

9/5/2011 8:01:18 AM

oooh agreed

9/5/2011 9:44:38 AM

nothing here is good

this season has become more 'entertaining' than 3, however.

9/5/2011 9:49:45 AM

i've heard the phrase "make love" more times on this show than i ever have in real life. just horrible, awful writing.

9/5/2011 11:20:30 AM

9/6/2011 7:59:43 AM

^Hahaha when that happened I was wondering how they were able to keep a straight face. It looks kinda silly.

9/6/2011 8:57:50 AM

What gives? A "nudity" warning at the beginning of the episode...


And yet, no nudity.

9/7/2011 10:58:22 AM

opening credits?

9/7/2011 12:31:42 PM

I can't believe this is the last episode of the season! I know I'm the only one who thinks this but I think this has been an awesome season, maybe better than the first!

I'm going to be sad it's over but I guess the vampire diaries starts soon so yeehaw!

9/11/2011 9:01:40 PM

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"PORK RIND CASSEROLE"

9/11/2011 9:43:31 PM

EDGINGTON IS BACK

THE REVEREND IS BACK

OH WE BACK

9/11/2011 9:57:02 PM

TARA SHOT IN THE HEAD

WE BACK
WE BACK
WE BACK
WE BACK

9/11/2011 10:00:21 PM