This ain't no North Korean nori



So tasty yet so so small

12/8/2011 12:36:31 PM

The damn screen lock button on my phone keeps taking effing screen shots.

12/8/2011 12:45:22 PM

I am writing a sentence in which the grammatically correct word is whom. However, using it sounds pretentious in this article. But I like the way the sentence is structured and want to keep it that way.

12/8/2011 1:00:00 PM

i ate chinese food for lunch and now i'm tired

12/8/2011 1:01:29 PM

I just got my lunch out of the fridge, and someone else's looked better than mine so I am jealous.

12/8/2011 1:09:38 PM

I'm trying to hold off on eating lunch until I have to go drop some paperwork off at another building. Otherwise I'll be stuck eating oatmeal

12/8/2011 1:10:28 PM

weeaboo snacks

12/8/2011 1:10:38 PM

they installed automatic shut off lights in my office. If there is no movement in the room for 15 minutes, it goes dark. We all sit in cubicles though, and the light sensor is blocked by the cubicle wall, so we have to take turns throwing shit at it.

also does being horny at work count as a first world problem?

[Edited on December 12, 2011 at 2:58 PM. Reason : ^]

12/12/2011 2:56:47 PM

I do something good in an xbox game and hear the achievement sound, , then I realize its just some guy on my friends list logging on

12/21/2011 1:45:10 PM

^^ haha that sounds annoying as hell.

Quote :

"I just got my lunch out of the fridge, and someone else's looked better than mine so I am jealous. "

This happened to me today

12/21/2011 1:46:00 PM

There's a restaurant in the next building (Tobacco Road) and I fucking hate it. Got a ceasar salad today AND they make their own dressing...it sucks...I should have just starved myself today.

12/21/2011 1:48:51 PM

You hate Tobacco Road? What is wrong with you?

12/21/2011 1:50:26 PM

My call of duty keeps lagging

12/21/2011 1:50:37 PM

diva hates cats too

witch!!!!!1111

12/21/2011 1:50:49 PM

Their food sucks. They try to hard to make the most basic foods "better" when all you need to do is just cook them correctly.

They have turrrble service too.

I keep going back because it's so convenient, but I really need to stop.

[Edited on December 21, 2011 at 1:52 PM. Reason : Oh and me hating cats is nothing new y'all]

12/21/2011 1:52:06 PM

working from home today and I still havent ate lunch but I dont feel like cooking and its raining hard as shit outside. But, we had two new restaurants open in my building, so that gives me 5 options where I dont even have to go out in the rain but I cant decide what I want. Life is hard sometimes.

12/21/2011 1:52:46 PM

http://thechive.com/2011/12/21/a-few-more-pressing-first-world-problems-15-photos/

12/21/2011 2:01:44 PM

Quote :

"its raining hard as shit outside."

Don't tell me that. My umbrella is MIA.

12/21/2011 2:04:04 PM

he's in ATL

but it's raining pretty nice in Durham

12/21/2011 2:05:24 PM

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Quote :

""

This one made me laugh. NOT DOLLAR STORE SPAGHETTI!!

12/21/2011 2:05:55 PM

hahahahahahahahaha WTF




Man, I have to go get Eric a gift but it's rainy outside and I'm so cozy in the coffee shop and don't want to leaveeee

12/21/2011 2:07:19 PM

I have run out of guacamole before I ran out of pita chips. WOE IS ME

12/21/2011 2:08:57 PM

It's been raining pretty turrible in Greensboro today. I *almost* caved and ordered Jimmy Johns. But I wasn't that desperate. However, my umbrella broke, and I got soaked running into the Tajma-Teeter anyways.

12/21/2011 2:10:39 PM

Whenever I go to the Harris Teeter salad bar for lunch, everything looks like it would be a good addition and I end up getting way more than I can eat.

12/21/2011 2:40:26 PM

I'm the only person in the office today so I spent the first hour working in the dark because I was too lazy to go find the light switch.

12/22/2011 8:59:27 AM

I really need to swing by Barnes and Noble for my dad's christmas gift...but I'm too lazy to make the extra two turns and be stuck in Brier Creek traffic at 6:00.

12/22/2011 9:03:58 AM

I think I'd rather deal with Southpoint traffic than Brier Creek traffic.

12/22/2011 9:15:50 AM

^agreed

my FWP: i have a shitty selection of letters in one words with friends game, the other i have no vowels


[Edited on December 22, 2011 at 9:37 AM. Reason : ]

12/22/2011 9:31:50 AM

FedEx website won't work correctly in Chrome so now I have to open IE

12/28/2011 9:41:56 AM

Can't decide if I should own a 4 door economy car + 2 seater sports car, both relatively old, or buy a newer 4 door sports sedan to replace both

12/28/2011 9:46:47 AM

my all-in-one wireless printer will not scan unless I have it hooked up to the computer with a cord

12/28/2011 4:48:16 PM

I hid my weed from my brother and now I can't find it

12/28/2011 6:20:22 PM

Your brother found it

12/28/2011 6:35:37 PM

^^thats what you get for not sharing

12/28/2011 6:36:51 PM

monoprice is out of optical keystone jacks

12/29/2011 10:07:44 AM

harris teeter shorted me on salad dressing.. again...

1/3/2012 1:12:23 PM

Ordered my sandwich to go but they served it in a for here basket thingy. Was too lazy to ask for a to go box so I ate it in the law school commons area while listening to a bunch of law students try to sound intellectual about animal abuse. Should have just taken the basket back to my office and returned it next time I eat there.

1/3/2012 1:16:58 PM

Don't forget to add " " somewhere in there.

It's not too late to edit!

1/3/2012 1:21:00 PM

Last Android update has caused a system error which makes my phone think it is out of storage when it really isn't...have this silly pop up telling me I'm out of space that I have to make go away when I want to do something...

1/3/2012 1:28:36 PM

WHY IN THE HELL IS THE CROUTON BAG IN THE BOTTOM OF THE SALAD?

Also, this salad has 82% less chicken included than my salad yesterday, all for the same price.

1/4/2012 2:08:14 PM

I need to check a business website for something, but it's down right now.

1/10/2012 5:21:19 PM

Quote :

"tired of the retarded internet on this bus."

1/10/2012 5:49:51 PM

Quote :

"NOT DOLLAR STORE SPAGHETTI!! "

i don't think i've ever paid more than 99 cents for a box of pasta, unless it was some tortellini or ravioli. or some fancy shit from whole foods. not sure why i sprung for that though.

[Edited on January 10, 2012 at 5:52 PM. Reason : ]

1/10/2012 5:51:28 PM

my ikea order is not being delivered until friday

1/10/2012 5:58:16 PM

My RC helicopter has a gear that's offset a small amount and it's affecting flight stability! Oh the humanity!

1/10/2012 6:14:57 PM

the elevators smell really funky, so I now must take the stairs (lest I get )

1/11/2012 9:08:10 AM

im bored at my cushy desk job

1/11/2012 9:11:54 AM

not really a first world problem, but sorta

electric ignitor on my grill stopped working

then i ran out of propane half way through cooking, with 36 chicken legs and 12 breasts going.

had to finish in the oven and they aren't as good as they should have been.

HOW COULD HTIS HAPPEN TO ME

(also, i've started cooking in huge quantities. but this is only the meats for about a week.)

1/11/2012 10:00:09 AM

^ def first world problem:

you have a grill.

you were cooking 15 chickens

you had to switch to go inside and cook on your oven which you also have access too

da fuk

1/11/2012 10:04:46 AM

Extra propane tank ftw!

1/11/2012 10:11:29 AM