Ice to see you!

9/19/2001 10:43:33 PM

"oh i see bart gets to have a gun"

9/19/2001 11:29:16 PM

See boy, the real money's in bootlegging, not your childish vandalism.

9/19/2001 11:29:52 PM

"bart, i dont mean to alarm you but there might be a boogie man or boogie men in the house"

"Marge remeber the time i let the escaped lunatic in the house cause he was dressed like santa clause, well thats nothing because you have a gambling problem"

9/19/2001 11:32:50 PM

Obviously my crazy friend has never heard of the food chain.

9/19/2001 11:35:00 PM

"BART YOU WANNA SEE MY NEW CHAINSAW AND HOCKEY MASK.....ohhh right"

9/19/2001 11:35:44 PM

Ok folks, shows over nothing to see OH MY GOD! Its a horrible plane crash, quick gather round. Dont be shy gather round."

9/19/2001 11:35:54 PM

"they're ALF pogs.....remember ALF?"

9/19/2001 11:36:56 PM

Oh no...I was 5 seconds away from quoting Ralph




What a shame. That car was just 2 days away from retirement.

9/19/2001 11:37:54 PM

Lee Marvin, he's always drunk and violent.

9/19/2001 11:38:24 PM

chief wiggum singing bob marley

9/19/2001 11:38:50 PM

Yeah, yeah medicinal! Without it, I could go...blinder.

9/19/2001 11:40:12 PM

3 children! We have 3 children!

Marge, the dog doesn't count.

9/19/2001 11:40:41 PM

Here lies...Walt Whitman?!?!?!? I hate you Walt freaking Whitman!!!! Leaves of grass my ass!

[Edited on September 19, 2001 at 11:41 PM. Reason : foo]

9/19/2001 11:41:40 PM

Good one, Kevin

9/19/2001 11:42:23 PM

Homer: "He's saying what we're all thinking!"

Lenny: "He's thinking what we're all saying!"

Grandpa: "He's saying what we're all forgetting!"

(3 different episodes)

9/19/2001 11:45:05 PM

"I choo choo choose you. You choo choo choose me?"

9/19/2001 11:46:00 PM

lets not forget snake

"oh no...beta"

"close but no donut cops"

"premium....she needs premium dude"

"screw the honor system"

"wallet inspector"

"good bye student loan payments"

"dude we've been here all morning...could you at leas moisten my head sponge"

"those kids are like so sweet, if only there had been pee wee hockey when i was a lad"

"daddy im stealing" "thats my little dude"

9/19/2001 11:46:24 PM

"snakes hair must somehow be......."

"oh lisa, everyone already figured that out"

9/19/2001 11:47:59 PM

"Homer, stop picking at it."

"But Marrrrrrge! I'm so sweet and tasty!"

9/19/2001 11:49:12 PM

"And the lowest grade in the class goes to"

Ralf : "Shes gonna say my name!"

9/19/2001 11:49:24 PM

"yaaaargghhh this chair be high says I"

9/19/2001 11:49:49 PM

Everything's coming up Millhouse!

9/19/2001 11:50:40 PM

This is Poppa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect driving a car of some sort....headed towards, you know, that place that sells chilli. Suspect is hatless, repeat hatless!



[Edited on September 19, 2001 at 11:53 PM. Reason : foo]

9/19/2001 11:50:48 PM

Suspect is directly under the sun........................................Now.

9/19/2001 11:52:16 PM

Way to breathe, no breath!

[Edited on September 19, 2001 at 11:55 PM. Reason : idiot]

9/19/2001 11:54:47 PM

Homer(talking about pinchy) "Ah look at him cower, just like the boy. Its hard to stay mad at such a cute little mammal"

9/19/2001 11:55:16 PM

"the car disappeared...it must be a ghost car"

"ghost car?"

"ya know there are ghost cars all over these parts"

"hold me"

"only if you hold me"

a wolf howls in the diastance

9/19/2001 11:55:37 PM

Ah yes, thelma and marge. "The left taillight looks a bit smaller than the right, I better pull em over"

9/19/2001 11:56:13 PM

Homer: I'm here to run for Sanitation Commissioner. And tell the fat cats upstairs that things are gonna change around here!

Clerk: That's great, but this is where you register as a sex offender.

Moe: Aww there's always a line.

9/19/2001 11:56:29 PM

"the snow is gone we can go outside again.......i dont like the looks of those teenagers"

9/20/2001 12:00:00 AM

"I wasnt sleeping, I was drunk"

"i believe you dad"

9/20/2001 12:00:39 AM

"it seems the cat burglar was caught by the very man who tried to catch him"

"how ironic"

9/20/2001 12:01:28 AM

Lovejoy: We're all friends whether we are Christian, Jew, or miscellaneous(sp)

Apu: Hindu, there are over 900 million of us.

Lovejoy: That's nice.

9/20/2001 12:02:11 AM

Lisa, I just heard about about triple plus. To be honest, Im surprized and saddend. Uh, no, not saddend. Whats the word Im looking for? Ah yes, delighted.

9/20/2001 12:03:47 AM

HOMER: "Do you know how to cook dinner?"

MILLHOUSE (excited) : "Do I?"

9/20/2001 12:06:24 AM

"Hi Lisa, Hi super nintendo chalmers. ... Im learnding."

9/20/2001 12:08:36 AM

so move over, Lazlo Panaflex!

9/20/2001 1:04:50 AM

"Hey..wait a minute, those are hot dogs, Armour Hot Dogs!"

9/20/2001 2:41:27 AM

Jay Sherman: How do you sleep at night?

Ranier Wolfcastle: On top of a big pile of money with many beautiful women.

9/20/2001 3:51:33 AM

"Troy McClure's back from the gutter and he's brought somebody with him" (referring to Selma)

9/20/2001 8:35:18 AM

And now it's time for Gentle Ben (The bear with his own talk show)

9/20/2001 8:37:25 AM

Oh no, you got the wrong number, this is 9 1 2.

9/20/2001 11:48:10 AM

"The fingers you have used to dial... are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your hand now."

9/20/2001 11:53:51 AM

LOL, xienze.... that guy's ASS its own congressman!

9/20/2001 12:28:03 PM

"if the napkin turns clear..its your window to weight gain"

[Edited on September 20, 2001 at 12:43 PM. Reason : .]

9/20/2001 12:43:24 PM

"Dr. Nick....Dr. Nick Riviera report to the coroner's office immediately"

"The coroner....Im so sick of that guy. Well, see you in the operating place"

9/20/2001 1:41:01 PM

I call for a bad court thingy.

You mean a mistrail?

Yeah, that's why you're the judge and I'm the law talking guy.

9/20/2001 1:56:46 PM

Grimey: simpson, you've got a 513!

Homer: (looks at watch)

Grimey: no, no, a 513, in your control manual!!!

Homer: ohhhh, a five THIRTEEN...

Homer: (looks a watch)

9/20/2001 2:03:25 PM

Burns: Tell me how my stocks did.

Homer: Uhhh they all won.

Burns: What about my options?

Homer: Well you could get up or go back to sleep.

Burns: I think I'll get up.

9/20/2001 2:04:59 PM