Quote :

"SoggyBiscuit (9:02) : kep has the T-Virus Duck (9:03) : T as in? troll SoggyBiscuit (9:03) : no you stupid heiffer Duck (9:04) : unessecary "

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5/4/2005 10:26:57 PM

bassman0586: well, get to it
textiles diva: ?
bassman0586: whatever the heck it is you're doing
textiles diva: i'm doing it
bassman0586: organizing bondage, right?
bassman0586: right?
textiles diva: yes
textiles diva: duh
bassman0586: umm, yeah
bassman0586: well
bassman0586: umm
bassman0586: im gonna go....study
bassman0586: ttyl
textiles diva: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
textiles diva: YOU LIAR

6/2/2005 10:47:56 PM

christine: haha you are full of shit
me: lol http://www.thewolfweb.com/photos/00408479.jpg

6/2/2005 10:49:37 PM

Hanro: reload
kiljadn: reload
Hanro: reload
kiljadn: reload
Hanro: reload

6/2/2005 10:51:27 PM

Quote :

" "PrufrockNCSU: When was the last time you had a breakout? PreppyKeppy: actually i'm having one now PreppyKeppy: i get them every few months PrufrockNCSU: Like when we had sex a few days ago? PreppyKeppy: yes PrufrockNCSU: Why did you do that to me? PreppyKeppy: i wanted sex PrufrockNCSU: You are so selfish PrufrockNCSU: And uncaring. PrufrockNCSU: To expose me like that? PreppyKeppy: it wasn't the first time you were exposed PrufrockNCSU: So. PrufrockNCSU: :-( PrufrockNCSU: God Kep PrufrockNCSU: You are an awful person. PrufrockNCSU: I have to try and report you to the county. PreppyKeppy: they know PrufrockNCSU: I have to sue you if I am exposed. PreppyKeppy: i've been tested PrufrockNCSU: You told me you hadn't PrufrockNCSU: You said you'd just never had a breakout. PreppyKeppy: student death has reports PrufrockNCSU: You were just lying to me? PreppyKeppy: oh i have breakouts alot PreppyKeppy: you wouldnt fuck me if i said that PreppyKeppy: and god john you have a huge fucking cock PrufrockNCSU: I wish I could jsut say you are lying. PrufrockNCSU: I hope I don't get anything. PreppyKeppy: its hard for a girl to give it to a guy PreppyKeppy: you'll be fine PrufrockNCSU: It happens obviously. PrufrockNCSU: You make me so sick. PreppyKeppy: you never came inside me PrufrockNCSU: SO PrufrockNCSU: That's not how I get it! PrufrockNCSU: I get it from your cooter juice being on me. PreppyKeppy: so do you think martin has it too? PreppyKeppy: he came inside me PrufrockNCSU: Are you just trying to wig me out? PrufrockNCSU: I don't care about you cheating on me. PrufrockNCSU: I just don't want herpes. PrufrockNCSU: Your shit looked clean when we had sex last. PreppyKeppy: i know, i was just asking a question, damn PreppyKeppy: lol left side below the labia PrufrockNCSU: Well, I'm stressed out, so if I got it I'll have a breakout. PrufrockNCSU: If I don't I'll thank God. PreppyKeppy: don't stress PrufrockNCSU: I am so stressed I am sick to my stomach. PreppyKeppy: omg, don't tell me that PreppyKeppy: you worry me PrufrockNCSU: None of this was necessary. PrufrockNCSU: You just had to tell me to wear a condom all the time. PreppyKeppy: i thought you wouldn't fuck me at all PrufrockNCSU: I always wanted a condom. PreppyKeppy: i don't like condoms PrufrockNCSU: I don't care. PrufrockNCSU: You owe anyone you have sex with the right to protect themselves. PreppyKeppy: you didn't want to protect yourself PrufrockNCSU: Yes I did. PrufrockNCSU: I always did. PreppyKeppy: you like it better without a condom PrufrockNCSU: I like it best safe. PrufrockNCSU: And you knew that. PreppyKeppy: i know, just eat something PreppyKeppy: you'll feel better PrufrockNCSU: I wish that wsa the case. PrufrockNCSU: Okay. PrufrockNCSU: At least you confirmed my fears. PrufrockNCSU: Goodbye. "

this is the best . . .

6/2/2005 11:57:54 PM

braveliltoasterk: but I was thinking of people who were like HAY CAN I CHURN THEM GUTZ
Its Tiberius: HAHAHAHA
Its Tiberius: best pickup line ever

6/3/2005 12:01:46 AM

crassrepublican (4:14:55 PM): hey i bet if i see a picture of a pretty girl on a website and send her a PM "you are hot girl!" with that little "Smokin" smiley next to it.
crassrepublican (4:14:58 PM): i bet that would get me laid
shanna1741 (4:16:15 PM): personally, I've fucked every man, woman, and thing who has told me I'm hot
crassrepublican (4:16:28 PM): WOW !@
shanna1741 (4:16:30 PM): even if it was the nurse telling me I'm burning up with fever
crassrepublican (4:16:33 PM): You are SOOooo nice

6/5/2005 9:51:48 PM

Quote :

"lesbianfistfight (1:58:04 AM): it got me and joni REAL BAD crassrepublican (1:58:14 AM): im not kidding about getting jolted lesbianfistfight (1:58:21 AM): yea it was harsh crassrepublican (1:58:22 AM): my fingers tingle crassrepublican (1:58:48 AM): and i may have torn my scrotum "

6/10/2005 10:10:19 AM

http://ripitlikethis.ytmnd.com

6/10/2005 10:10:54 AM

JISTTROY: i just saw the weirdest car fire
UJustWait84: car fires are generally odd
UJustWait84: which made this one so weird
JISTTROY: it was in a garage
UJustWait84: OMFG
JISTTROY: and it was a minivarn
JISTTROY: van
UJustWait84: =-O

6/10/2005 9:40:31 PM

cddweller (9:41) : I didn't think that rum would cause nausea.
Pi Master (9:42) : I'm fucking hungover, what'd you think it cause? Unicorns and rainbows?

[Edited on June 25, 2005 at 9:43 PM. Reason : chatterbox]

6/25/2005 9:43:24 PM

That was rather creative.

6/25/2005 9:46:12 PM

crassrepublican: but i still love you :-)
NotAGUY: why not
NotAGUY: thanks
crassrepublican: true love waits or something i guess
NotA GUY: i suppose
crassrepublican: k im more entertaining than you're capable of comprehending it appears

7/3/2005 2:03:13 AM

Quote :

"ShudderingSpleen i already did BiggerThomas718 hmm. normally it takes away pain and soreness that I have sometimes from working out, etc . . . it normally relaxs my mind and body ShudderingSpleen yeah but i'm not just sore, i'm fucking sick, and i smoked too much ShudderingSpleen my lymph nodes are seriously getting huge ShudderingSpleen it hurts like fuck BiggerThomas718 hmmm. are you thinking about going to the ER. ShudderingSpleen hell no ShudderingSpleen unless i can't like ShudderingSpleen breathe BiggerThomas718 YEAH. they'll charge you like $1000. ShudderingSpleen yeah, no shit "

me and a TDUBBER.

7/3/2005 2:21:44 AM

Idiots, more like.

7/3/2005 2:23:53 AM

lol?

7/3/2005 4:09:22 AM

mskagrrl is away at 8:59:31 PM.
textiles diva (10:33:42 PM): you're wrong

Auto response from mskagrrl (10:33:43 PM): i'm right

textiles diva (10:33:46 PM): you're wrong

8/2/2005 10:35:23 PM

11/1/2005 5:43:30 PM

textilesdiva: hey come jogging with me
Funkyy14: hahahaha

11/1/2005 7:34:09 PM

Funkyy14: I'm totally downloading this pirate porn
Funkyy14: I'm so excited

11/30/2005 12:56:46 PM

me: ......
me: are you fucking kidding?
him: no dude
me: uhh you cant be like 'i hooked up with kobe bryant's wife' just because you were drunk and molested a brown chick at kobe's house.
him: man i said i was drunk but im still pretty sure it was her
me: o rly?
him: huh?

11/30/2005 1:19:09 PM

My sister didn't know what MySpace was. She just got an account and (surprise) random people started messaging her.

me (4:00:53 PM): yeah its creepy as fuck
me (4:00:55 PM): like i told you
her (4:01:32 PM): hahaha
her (4:01:34 PM): yeah it is
her (4:02:04 PM): wow- craziness...but my actual "myspace" space is nothing special. i just talk about me and put my picture
her (4:02:10 PM): what do people do besides talk to random people?
me (4:02:50 PM): stalk and kill people they find on the internet
her (4:03:19 PM): well, i've only had one really creepy jamaican guy with a kid
her (4:03:25 PM): everyone else is pretty normal it seems
me (4:03:26 PM): hahahahaha
her (4:03:37 PM): yeah, freaky as shit
her (4:03:50 PM): but i still feel bad- should i write him back? i mean, he did message me!
her (4:03:56 PM): i don't want him to think i'm mean
me (4:04:03 PM): hahahaha
her (4:04:08 PM): or judgmental- i mean, he could be nice

I think she's about to fail at the internet

[Edited on December 19, 2005 at 7:09 PM. Reason : .]

12/19/2005 7:08:36 PM

ShesSoArrogant: I swear, all your problems and confusion can be answered through disney songs.
ShesSoArrogant: Just download Under the sea, it makes you feel so much better about your situation when you feel like youd rather be something else.
UJustWait84: especially the ones in that racist movie song of the south
ShesSoArrogant:yeah

12/22/2005 6:49:00 PM

Quote :

"ShawnaChristie (12:03:08 AM): because i am one, so i raise the bar for all of chickkind crassrepublican (12:03:13 AM): OMG BMWBLONDE PUT PIX UP crassrepublican (12:03:32 AM): thought you said chicknhed ShawnaChristie (12:03:43 AM): dude you're obsessed with chixen "

12/29/2005 9:16:30 PM

Quote :

"EMCE (11:30) : why do you h8 me willis? mr_willis (11:34) : cause u a sell out jackass EMCE (11:36) : eh, not really. btw, stop biting my lines yo. I coined the phrase "fuckbox" and I also already named someone "carlton". step off my shit man mr_willis (11:37) : ok, dudeeeee, ill step off ur shit" EMCE (11:38) : the name carlton goes to insaneman's friend named carlton EMCE (11:38) : he sent some mini-thug to my house to threaten me. his name was carlton. we started doing the dance in front of him mr_willis (11:43) : i didnt ask for ur life story, asshole EMCE (11:45) : we are SO gonna fight mr_willis (11:47) : BRING IT!!! EMCE (11:48) : nah, I'll just hide behind my computer and send you a virus instead mr_willis (11:50) : u can really do that? EMCE (11:53) : well, yeah, but it's too much fuckin work. no worries, I'm pretty lazy mr_willis (11:57) : ur such a fuckinng nerd, i bet u couldnt do it if u wanted to. GOD DAMN I HATE U EMCE (11:59) : join the club. I am the most hated person EVAR mr_willis (12:00) : no way, its me. ur alwasy tring to copy me, DAMMIT! cant i have anything to myself mr_willis (12:00) : im going to murder you EMCE (12:00) : you're not really hated until you have mexicans come to your house with baseball bats mr_willis (12:03) : there u go again, always trying to one up me.i had a packof asians come to my job to kick my ass for shit i post on here. try and top that one u fucking whore "

1/15/2006 12:09:55 PM

aha

1/15/2006 12:12:07 PM

Quote :

"jcmillsa8: well i need it to squirt, not stick jcmillsa8: haha jcmillsa8: that sounds so dirty xxxxxxxx: just baste the shit out of it and stab it with a knife and then squit it in htere xxxxxxxx: haha ya this whole convo now does..."

1/15/2006 12:24:04 PM

[17:09] AndymanmanatWork: i'd be such a slut if i were a girl
[17:09] textilesdiva: why? you like THAT much?


i forgot to add cock in there, but you get it

1/26/2006 5:10:41 PM

"EMCE (11:30) : why do you h8 me willis?
mr_willis (11:34) : cause u a sell out jackass
EMCE (11:36) : eh, not really. btw, stop biting my lines yo. I coined the phrase "fuckbox" and I also already named someone "carlton". step off my shit man
mr_willis (11:37) : ok, dudeeeee, ill step off ur shit"

yo, i taught you the word "fuckbox" Jeff

1/26/2006 5:15:17 PM

Quote :

"EMCE (11:36) : eh, not really. btw, stop biting my lines yo."

1/26/2006 5:58:26 PM

GAYUS MAXIMUS

1/26/2006 6:00:00 PM

me: die, whore
her: ?
me: perish, prostitute
her: um
me: end your life, trollop
her: ok whatever
me: quit breathing, harlot
her: bye

she signed off

At least i got the experience her rapier wit, first.

1/26/2006 6:06:18 PM

Quote :

"aim7d4nje3 (9:03:31 PM): Hey. Check out my new Profile. click on GET INFO! crASSrepublican (11:51:41 PM): feckoff -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Previous message was not received by aim7d4nje3 because of error (11:51:41 PM): User aim7d4nje3 is not available."

3/21/2006 5:32:20 PM

my new top number one winner

Quote :

"Fr33n0r (06:13:47 PM): you Fr33n0r (06:13:51 PM): are so fucking crass Fr33n0r (06:13:51 PM): god crassrepublican (06:17:52 PM): i am not Fr33n0r (06:18:14 PM): must be a case of mistaken identity! crassrepublican (06:18:42 PM): yeah my SN is really fr33d0M4Lyf3 Fr33n0r (06:19:02 PM): well Fr33n0r (06:19:02 PM): freedom is good Fr33n0r (06:19:07 PM): only trumped by freedom for life crassrepublican (06:20:18 PM): and apharthide however the fuck you spell that hippie shit Fr33n0r (06:20:37 PM): actually fuck those guyss"

Quote :

"crassrepublican (06:21:46 PM): which ninjaturtle is that punching that chick's twat Fr33n0r (06:22:09 PM): Cicero crassrepublican (06:22:30 PM): Mon£t Fr33n0r (06:22:49 PM): lol crassrepublican (06:22:51 PM): samurai pizza cats Fr33n0r (06:23:06 PM): samurai pizza nothing Fr33n0r (06:23:09 PM): they're bushi if anything Fr33n0r (06:23:09 PM): jesus Fr33n0r (06:23:21 PM): BECAUSE I LIKE MY CARTOONS RIDDLED WITH HISTORICAL INACCURACIES Fr33n0r (06:23:28 PM): i want history channel the animated series crassrepublican (06:23:51 PM): hahah "Z to da' O to da' double-R-O" crassrepublican (06:24:44 PM): too much opportunity for creative freedoms taken with history for my taste. Fr33n0r (06:24:49 PM): what's up with the whip and mask i mean rly crassrepublican (06:24:51 PM): i just like to KNOW it's bullshit crassrepublican (06:25:26 PM): like crassrepublican (06:26:12 PM): tony hawk goes to jump the Santa Maria with his skateboard, and a bunch of indians weave him some pads and safety gear crassrepublican (06:27:14 PM): then evel kinevel jumps tony hawk in a conoe made by freed slaves from compton Fr33n0r (06:29:28 PM): compton? yeah right try greenwich Fr33n0r (06:29:38 PM): this is the inaccuracy we're talking about Fr33n0r (06:29:39 PM): RIGHT THERE crassrepublican (06:30:09 PM): well they were stationed in greenwich crassrepublican (06:30:32 PM): they'll fix all this in editing so its cool"

Quote :

" Fr33n0r (06:30:41 PM): ah yes edit Fr33n0r (06:30:53 PM): just make sure they dont hit file again or they'll get lost browsing options Fr33n0r (06:30:56 PM): its been known to happen crassrepublican (06:31:23 PM): maybe the WHITE MAN'S browser crassrepublican (06:32:34 PM): Billy the kid and the king of canada in the big "Blues heist" of 1903 crassrepublican (06:33:52 PM): you cannot seduce bud selig Fr33n0r (06:34:05 PM): not in december you can't"

Quote :

"crassrepublican (06:35:21 PM): he lived a lifetime playing the black man's blues Fr33n0r (06:36:38 PM): better than playing the blue man's blacks i say crassrepublican (06:37:24 PM): yeah total slave masters those blues crassrepublican (06:37:47 PM): moving into town driving property values up Fr33n0r (06:38:15 PM): it's one thing we score well on i do suppose crassrepublican (06:39:56 PM): spelling bees too Fr33n0r (06:40:24 PM): did you mention the spelling? crassrepublican (06:41:19 PM): yes we're excelent spellers"

5/12/2006 5:59:30 AM

JeffreyBSG: You sure are pretty, and your breasts are so nice.
(SLAP)

5/12/2006 6:18:58 AM

Quote :

"SoggyBiscuit All American half of this shit is not noteworthy 3/17/2005 11:08:16 PM ------- Fermat All American and only half of the other half of this stuff is even note worthy ------- 3/17/2005 11:09:51 PM SoggyBiscuit All American ------- well i only read half of it 3/17/2005 11:11:10 PM Fermat All American ill make a note of it 3/17/2005 11:12:56 PM"

[Edited on May 12, 2006 at 6:35 AM. Reason : [quote]]

5/12/2006 6:34:54 AM

Quote :

"crassrepublican: have you noticed. i use less smilies now because I'm bitter"

6/22/2006 1:56:41 AM

I bring out the best in people.

6/22/2006 1:58:04 AM

I totally used to sign on and be friendly with any TWWer who messaged me. Some people are pretty annoying and I'm kind of boring so eventually guys just resort to "let's bwn," but I stuck with it. I was nice. And then some fucker messaged me and kept talking to me and asking horny questions, and I played along...I kept going outside to smoke cigarettes, but the conversation lasted at least an hour, and then he called me fat and signed off, and I was thinking, "WTF, B, I didn't even want to talk to you. I was being nice to you! I was being nice to you!"

6/22/2006 2:11:30 AM

no interesting AIM conversations recently

6/22/2006 2:29:28 AM

Gimme yo AIM name. I'll holla.

6/22/2006 2:30:05 AM

I'm drunk.


Maybe later.

6/22/2006 2:31:51 AM

bourgeoisbourgie: YOU SUCK
I Sent This Msg: yeah, I had swamp ass

6/23/2006 3:03:22 AM

1: dude, hand me the weed eater.
2: goddamn it. shit! WHAT THE FUCK!!??
1: what man?
2: I FUCKING HATE RAKES! ITS... ITS LIKE THEY'RE BUILT TO PISS YOU OFF!

6/23/2006 3:11:30 AM

Quote :

"YanTheManV (12:34) : yo jackleg YanTheManV (12:34) : unsuspend kiwi plz kthx! elise (12:34) : sorry, don't have any, no one seems to want to take pics of my half clothed elise (12:35) : yo ryan (or karen) where is karen? YanTheManV (12:35) : this is karen, eating ice cream! dont tell ryan im supposed to be dieting haha"

6/23/2006 12:38:46 PM

Quote :

"crassrepublican (10:42:59 PM): since i said i'd tell you why i liked you with smaller boobs, it's your sense of humor. they're rare in women in your weight class"

7/3/2006 12:50:42 AM

Quote :

"cddweller (2:47) : I'm completely nude and still too hot to breathe. EMCE (2:48) : AND WITH THAT, I'M OUT OF THE CHATTERBOX FOR A WHILE. THANKS A LOT CDDWELLER El Nachó (2:48) : seriously. cddweller (2:59) : I'm just nasty as all git-out, you wouldn't believe."

7/18/2006 3:02:29 PM

Quote :

"EMCE (4:26) : did you guys meet on myspace? Nerdchick (4:26) : the chatterbox is moving so fast, I can't keep up /] [s]Shaggy (4:26) : gunzz, check the session list to verify please EMCE (4:26) : cause I think it's fair to warn you that you're probably going to die NCSUStinger (4:26) : i met this hot 14 year old on myspace last week Shaggy (4:27) : 14 year old dude? StellaArtois (4:27) : No, but I have naked pictures on an account there that Nacho doesn't know about. El Nachó (4:27) : ???!!! Nerdchick (4:28) : ha ha, MySpace kills more people than cancer Nerdchick (4:28) : or that's what you'd think from watching the news"

7/21/2006 4:31:55 PM

down town goblin town

7/21/2006 4:57:02 PM

set em up

7/21/2006 7:11:43 PM