Quote :

"When Walmart starts selling discount prisons in Cuba then you might have a point. "

johnny57

6/18/2005 2:01:25 AM

boonedocks

Quote :

"You argue like my mom. "I know better than you." "I'm not going to give you any evidence as to why I know better." "I just do." "Oh, and stop hating America.""

http://thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=325377&page=3

6/18/2005 9:17:00 AM

Quote :

" I've had hamsters and fish and whatnot, and those aren't pets. they're prisoners."

-DirtyGreek

i agree 100%. and what about getting those pets their one phone call?

6/18/2005 4:57:29 PM

Smoker4

Quote :

"Jesse Helms was flippantly arguing for "more of the same." He wanted the status quo to continue. Therefore, he argued for the classic "solution by Pure Fucking Magic""

6/19/2005 9:54:12 PM

Mr. Joshua

Quote :

"Especially the millions of republicans who support nazi torture."

marko

Quote :

"Especially the millions of democrats who support lion feeding."

6/23/2005 5:34:19 PM

Quote :

"That's it. America is on crazy pills."

Gamecat

http://thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=328121

6/23/2005 8:04:38 PM

FitchNCSU

Quote :

"Why must you make a new thread like this EVERY DAMN DAY? Do you sit and ponder these things all day? Seriously, just BTTT one of the 4589342893892189 threads you made about how much Bush sucks. "

6/23/2005 11:03:06 PM

Quote :

"I would campaign for Howard Dean"

-theDuke866






who am i to judge?

6/27/2005 11:28:34 PM

^if he was running against Dennis Kucinich, i'd be calling people up on election day for Dean.

6/28/2005 11:25:41 AM

Mr. Joshua

Quote :

"Is it weird that someone named UberComedian is so painfully unfunny?"

[Edited on June 28, 2005 at 2:16 PM. Reason : quote]

6/28/2005 2:15:36 PM

Quote :

"if he was running against Dennis Kucinich, i'd be calling people up on election day for Dean."

god, if that were the choices for american president, I'd be happy no matter who won

6/28/2005 2:25:24 PM

packguy381

Quote :

"most of the soapboxers are fucking CO's of the 101st keyboard division"

6/29/2005 5:20:27 PM

Quote :

"There are terrorists in the US...to every other democracy, the war on Iraq was a terrorist act"

esgargs

6/29/2005 7:25:13 PM

I mean to say

Not all countries actually follow the "American" definition of democracy.

Some follow the British or the Swiss definition too.

6/29/2005 7:34:23 PM

bigben1024

Quote :

"remember, if you disagree with something, it means you secretly want to do it."

aaronburro

Quote :

"^ i disagree with your mom"

6/29/2005 8:47:02 PM

Quote :

"bigben1024: just don't get him started about incest. he loves that shit."

Quote :

"aaronburro: Kris must have a hot sister. which would be surprising, when you consider what an ugly fuckface Kris is"

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=331398&page=3

7/9/2005 12:16:24 AM

endoverender

Quote :

"so you have effectively proved that greed is a sin in addition to homosexuality? and that all Christians sin? congratulations, you have proved the blatantly obvious."

7/10/2005 1:56:28 PM

aaron, your quote isn't even good

7/10/2005 2:06:12 PM

I agree, but this thread isn't "nutlickr Criticizes Soap Box Quotes - 2005"

7/11/2005 12:15:19 AM

Quote :

"aaron, your quote isn't even good"

7/11/2005 12:17:30 AM

hempster

Quote :

"except I'm not a "hippy"....... "

http://www.brentroad.com/message_postreply.aspx?topic=283776

[Edited on July 12, 2005 at 10:53 AM. Reason : .]

7/12/2005 10:53:11 AM

scottncst8

Quote :

"ownage doesn't require acknowledgement from the owned"

http://thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=332771&page=1#7148936

7/14/2005 1:07:07 PM

BoBo

Quote :

"Would that everyone could be so clever."

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=332771

[Edited on July 14, 2005 at 5:50 PM. Reason : .]

7/14/2005 5:49:47 PM

30thAnnZ

Quote :

"they got it wrong it's actually 70 virginians and they're going to be pissed"

7/21/2005 3:46:58 PM

30thAnnZ

Quote :

"^^ that is the stupidest shit i have ever read. congratulations."

7/21/2005 9:11:37 PM

Kris

Quote :

"damn, you're on the ball with these conspiracies"

7/25/2005 9:45:24 AM

Quote :

"I don't hate freedom, I just mildly dislike it."

GoldenViper

7/28/2005 6:09:43 PM

nastoute

Quote :

"that's alot of crazy to be pumping over the interweb you sure it can take it?"

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=337799&page=1#7252618


[Edited on August 1, 2005 at 11:20 AM. Reason : .]

8/1/2005 11:19:56 AM

Mr. Joshua

Quote :

"My feelings that creationism is not a very intelligent theory."

8/2/2005 9:23:22 PM

^ which makes no sense if you don't include the quote of mine that preceded it:

Quote :

"That sums up my feelings pretty well."

[Edited on August 2, 2005 at 9:44 PM. Reason : .]

8/2/2005 9:39:19 PM

"Soap Box Quotes," not "Soap Box Bitching."

8/2/2005 10:39:17 PM

aren't you clever

8/2/2005 11:53:54 PM

Quote :

""Soap Box Quotes," not "Soap Box Bitching.""

ummm, isn't bitching all that happens in the Soap Box because there are a bunch of liberal nazis who keep posting their bullshit in here?

8/3/2005 2:13:58 AM

udorawala

Quote :

"liberal nazis"

8/3/2005 1:42:14 PM

Quote :

"I'm interested to hear where watermelon is mentioned in the Bible as well "And, yea, Jesus said to Peter 'Verily I say unto you, the day shall come when melons will given unto thee bearing no seeds and chariots shall ride through the streets with axles that spin when chariot is not moving.'""

-ShinAntonio

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=336506&page=1#7225707

I know it's lame to post your own quotes, but I got some laughs with this one.