Yeah right, like anyone would "R" her.

8/27/2006 3:47:19 PM

...Lucille Austero, that BITCH!!!

She is not a B mother!

8/27/2006 4:45:44 PM

Thank god I wasn't in the Humvee.

8/31/2006 3:16:08 AM

Michael: Maybe what you're feeling is... love?

Gob: I know what an erection feels like, Michael!

8/31/2006 7:53:44 PM

Bob Loblaw: Actually, I was going to stay in my office tonight and work on my law blog.

Tobias: Of course— the “Bob Loblaw Law Blog.” Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful!

9/1/2006 8:25:34 AM

Oh Gob, you could charm the black off of a telegram boy.

9/2/2006 2:45:29 AM

It's like my HEART is getting hard.

9/2/2006 2:48:31 AM

let's not spin in the comfy chair

9/2/2006 3:49:42 AM

You're high

You're drunk!

9/2/2006 3:56:41 AM

Have you seen the new ford mustang? You could hump that hood!

9/2/2006 3:58:01 AM

The real Saddam has a scar on his head. I'm no scar. Dot com.

9/2/2006 3:33:47 PM

Baby, you’ve got a stew going.

9/2/2006 4:52:06 PM

I just found out the my cellular telephone was a lemon... it didn't work.

9/2/2006 7:59:30 PM

haha carl weathers

9/2/2006 8:15:41 PM

Say goodbye to THESE, Michael!!

9/4/2006 2:41:51 AM

THEY'RE NOT REAL COPS! LOOK AT HOW HOT THEY ARE!

[Edited on September 4, 2006 at 10:38 AM. Reason : .]

9/4/2006 10:37:46 AM

9/4/2006 11:16:35 AM

I had never noticed that or "I'm no scar. Dot com." when the show originally aired.

9/4/2006 12:24:48 PM

Dear God! Why am I not going under water?

9/4/2006 7:33:52 PM

Why would the legs screw him like that?

9/12/2006 5:42:07 PM

you're killing me, buster

9/12/2006 5:52:19 PM

Gob: Look at banner, Michael!

*cut to a banner reading "Family Love Michael"*

9/12/2006 6:11:27 PM

http://www.vidking.com/celeb-vids-2042-Arrested-Development--Season-Three---Jesus-Magic-Show-.htm

9/12/2006 7:27:34 PM

I've never seen a single second of this show before about 2 minutes ago. There was nothing on and I saw that there was an episode of this on HDNet so I turned on. I hadn't been watching but for maybe 10 seconds and I heard "I don't care for Gob"

What are the odds? Is this a common phrase on AD?

9/13/2006 10:12:59 PM

barry zuckercorn:

that picture...those are balls....
yeah, up close they always look like landscape
but your looking at balls

9/13/2006 10:22:39 PM

^^ No. It's in the pilot and the pilot only.

9/14/2006 12:11:36 PM

Hey, White Power Bill has dirty ears!

9/18/2006 5:43:18 PM

^^Oh I guess I just got lucky. if you can call it that. I thought it was a weird coincidence.

9/18/2006 6:07:50 PM

Yea, they just started reairing it on HDNET.

9/18/2006 6:40:20 PM

mr. gay is bleeding!

9/18/2006 8:36:08 PM

Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy.

9/23/2006 12:01:06 AM

Mister F!!!!

9/23/2006 3:05:26 AM

http://gobarrested.ytmnd.com/
http://bluthdance.ytmnd.com/

[Edited on September 25, 2006 at 8:16 PM. Reason : .]

9/25/2006 8:16:32 PM

Michael: Perhaps you can tell me how you can afford a boat.

Gob: You mean on the, uh, paltry $1,500 a week you give me?

Michael: I give you $500 a week.

Gob: Yeah, well, somebody’s drawing a little “one” on those checks.

9/27/2006 2:54:07 AM

Gob: I should be on that poof.

10/11/2006 3:17:57 PM

someone to embed

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4653911160739929435&q=arrested+development&hl=en

10/13/2006 3:50:23 AM

spookyjon brought to my attention a more detailed account of something that I only vaguely had knowledge of:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roosevelt_Franklin

Note the album title, "My Name is Roosevelt Franklin."

10/15/2006 3:33:20 AM

GET A HAIRCUT!

mrs. featherbottom: "Who wants a banger in the mouth? Oh, I keep forgetting in the states you call it a sausage in the mouth!"

Michael:"We just call it a sausage..."

10/15/2006 9:08:30 AM

HOLY GOD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BU_JAbq1KG8

10/15/2006 11:02:25 AM

Gob is my hero.

10/15/2006 11:04:48 AM

10/30/2006 12:22:12 AM

well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me

10/30/2006 1:16:58 AM

Tobias (in mole costume): I'm very particular about building codes!

11/15/2006 12:28:42 AM

COME ON

12/10/2006 9:58:32 AM

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7829620529078237458&q=arrested+development&hl=en

12/10/2006 5:05:47 PM

I'm gonna get you the single healthiest call girl that this town has ever seen.

12/10/2006 7:13:52 PM

does he carry a spare bowl of candybeans?

12/10/2006 7:51:18 PM

You go, my record's clean. Well I had my bike seat stolen once, but I don't think that goes on your record. I mean, there's a record, but I don't think it counts against you if you're the victim

12/13/2006 6:02:37 PM

I'm looking for...HERMANO.

12/13/2006 6:05:23 PM

Now the question is: which way do I try to get it in her?

12/16/2006 9:58:28 PM