Quote :

" Dear Chris, As I had anticipated, the interview we taped on Saturday for Sunday broadcast was both stimulating and enlightening. It was great fun. For both of us I hope. Enclosed please find your ass. I meant to hand it to you immediately following the taping, but what with one thing and another it just slipped my mind. My most sincere apologies. I guess age is taking its toll. You will find that the anus is a bit larger than the one you had when you were last connected to your ass. Actually, it's a brand new one. I tore it myself. Look on the bright side. If you've had any hemorrhoid problems in the past, I'm confident you will not in the future. Call me next time you're up in Harlem. I know a great place for ribs. Cordially, Bill Clinton"

9/30/2006 11:24:01 AM

Yeah, if Clinton keeps popping off, he's going to need another bypass. In the meantime, President Bush is probably the most physically fit president in history.

http://archives.cnn.com/2002/ALLPOLITICS/06/20/bush.fitness/index.html

9/30/2006 11:54:33 PM

Is Bush really more fit than Teddy was?

10/1/2006 12:09:11 AM

Hell no.

This is why it's so hard to take any of these guys seriously.

Doing an hour of cardio does not make you the fittest President. In fact, all that saying "cardio" gets you is an asswhooping by Jackson and TR.

10/1/2006 7:15:07 PM

haha ok...this wasn't that big of a deal to me, but the fact that fox news keeps trying to defend themselves as "fair and balanced" is fucking funny

10/1/2006 10:59:41 PM

why is hooksaw bringing up the health of presidents like it means something in this case?

10/1/2006 11:06:23 PM

Bush vs. Johnson

ass beat ing

10/1/2006 11:27:52 PM

Which one?

10/1/2006 11:38:54 PM

^^^ Uh. . .duh. . .read it again: "Yeah, if Clinton keeps popping off, he's going to need another bypass." That's why I mentioned it.

10/3/2006 9:58:53 AM

But how is it at all pertinent to the topic at hand?

Why won't you just come out and confess your love for he guy? It's painfully obvious.

10/3/2006 11:09:45 AM

^ Love for whom?

10/4/2006 1:45:53 AM

fox sucks ass look at these screen captures. we DISTORT you decide





since when was that molester a democrat?

10/4/2006 10:44:26 PM

i'm gonna be the most physically fit President ever

actually, maybe more like Senator...i'm not sure i'd want to be President



and maybe GWB is more physically fit in some respects than even TR...but no doubt TR would beat him down HARD if they got into it

10/4/2006 11:15:57 PM

and while they are fighting, clinton is fucking.

10/4/2006 11:24:51 PM

When has Bush ever fought though? Boxing and wrestling were two of TR's main hobbies.

Brawling isn't about cardiovascular endurance.

10/4/2006 11:30:54 PM

^brawling is not about cardiovascular but being in a fight is one of the most exhausting things i have ever done...

i was in a fight one time that lasted about 3 minutes...and when it was done i was out of breath like i had just run 10 miles

10/5/2006 8:29:31 AM

Bush doesn't get the credit from the media he deserves for being in such good shape. Clinton WOULD get that credit. That's all I'm saying.

Concerning fighting, that's a different deal than just good cardio. I'd have to go back and closely examine the presidents to pick my guy. Bush would NOT even be near the top of that list--his neck is way too skinny, for one thing.

^^^ Has Clinton been tested? I'm just sayin'. . . .

10/5/2006 1:49:23 PM

^ PS: Fantasy presidential brawls? It doesn't sound that exciting. I still prefer UFC.

10/5/2006 1:50:54 PM