Schembechler back from the dead, Said to be new head coach.

Links to come!

11/20/2006 2:45:35 PM

^^^ditka doesn't need to keep score. he just writes 300 on the scorecard when he walks in the door to save time.

[Edited on November 20, 2006 at 2:46 PM. Reason : .]

11/20/2006 2:45:44 PM

Lou Holtz spotted outside Renyolds

11/20/2006 2:46:44 PM

what a great thread this has become ... oh and hurry up with the details of the dump taken at mitchs

11/20/2006 2:47:58 PM

mack brown was just taking a shit on the sidewalk

right beside the fiddler

11/20/2006 2:48:02 PM

Steve "Mongo" McMichael said to be eating at Ten-Ten. Word is he likes the moogoo gai pan

11/20/2006 2:48:24 PM

I swear... this thread is causing me to laugh and be so unproductive here at work.

11/20/2006 2:48:56 PM

I heard Philip Rivers is at Wolf Village checking out rooms for him and his staff!!!1

11/20/2006 2:49:11 PM

What if we hired Logan?

I'd be for that

11/20/2006 2:50:05 PM

Jimmy V was just dug up, rumored to be new coach

11/20/2006 2:50:10 PM

john madden, terry bowden AND jeff bowden all seen at shanghai express

madden was demanding extra egg rolls

11/20/2006 2:50:16 PM

Word is Lou Holtz was actually on record as saying a coherent sentence.

11/20/2006 2:50:50 PM

^^ lol

[Edited on November 20, 2006 at 2:51 PM. Reason : ^]

11/20/2006 2:51:02 PM

Terry Bradshaw spotted wig shopping on Capital Blvd

11/20/2006 2:51:10 PM

Quote :

"Word is Lou Holtz was actually on record as saying a coherent sentence."

ROFL

11/20/2006 2:51:36 PM

You guys are on the ball.......


4 pages of shitty sarcasm in only 2 1/2 hours.....that may be a new record.

11/20/2006 2:51:42 PM

John Elway spotted in the court of the carolinas doing push-ups.

11/20/2006 2:52:11 PM

YOU, STAND ON MY BACK

IMMA DO 100 ONE ARMED PUSHUPS

11/20/2006 2:52:51 PM

wow, talk about not even close to being funny
how can yall laugh at this mess

i have yet to read a funny post other then the Lou Holtz one

11/20/2006 2:53:54 PM

Eli Manning traded to NC State for Chuck Amato, Sydney Lowe, and an embarrassing loss to UNC

11/20/2006 2:54:16 PM

now if we actually hear any news, we have to sort through all this to find it.

[Edited on November 20, 2006 at 2:55 PM. Reason : f]

11/20/2006 2:54:50 PM

wow, talk about not even close to being funny
how can yall laugh at this mess

i have yet to read a funny post other then the Lou Holtz one

That's more like it for this thread.

11/20/2006 2:56:19 PM

You gotta hit em with the shampoo

11/20/2006 2:56:22 PM

to be fair, i really only laughed at my posts

11/20/2006 2:56:22 PM

Don't worry, nothing's gonna happen. This all just a bunch of bullshit, but it's still hilarious

11/20/2006 2:56:59 PM

With a first-year quarterback playing, the Chargers have come back from 21- and 17-point deficits on the road to beat playoff teams in successive weeks. With Philip Rivers under center, San Diego has put up 49 points on Cincinnati and 35 on Denver and taken the mantel from Indianapolis as the game's most exhilarating offense.

11/20/2006 2:57:19 PM

Donald Rumsfeld is playing badminton with Lee Fowler in Carmichael Gymnasium right now

11/20/2006 2:57:25 PM

seismic readings suggest that no. korea is testing out a new coach for NCSU underground.

11/20/2006 2:59:00 PM

Breaking News: NC State Head Coach Amato Fired

http://msn.foxsports.com/cfb/story/6185220

11/20/2006 2:59:45 PM

^ I was waiting for someone to do that

11/20/2006 3:00:36 PM

mods, do your damn job.

11/20/2006 3:00:42 PM

Quote :

"3pm Football Update: Amato This Is A Season Of Inches 2pm Every Monday two NC State players and Coach Amato have a press conference. A local beat reporter just sent us the following via blackberry: •NC State Press teleconference threatened to be cut short if any questions were asking about the NC State coaching situation. •Press asked not to ask any questions regarding “hypothetical” questions or the interview would be ended. •Lee Fowler will not address any coaches questions until after the season. 230pm Amato in upbeat mood at Monday press conference. Opening Question: Is the program in crisis? “On the outside the program, we have lost games, and do we like it? No, because losing In anything we don’t like it. If there is a crisis I haven’t seen it. •We are not satisfied with what happening this year, we have lost a lot of close football games. The difference between winning and losing between games is not much. Amato goes on to refer to VT’s first season in the ACC. •Look at the fantastic job Wake Forest has done this year, they have won a lot of close games. The last two years, they lost a lot of close games. There is a fine line. Also, look at the University of Maryland this season. The line is just so close. •This is a season we are not happy with, but next year, who knows, there are a million examples out there. •Nobody is going to change me. I try to stay upbeat. Anytime you lose to a rival it hurts, it hurts. •Amato mentions that stats are for losers, then goes on to mention that UNC had 2 yards rushing in the 4th quarter. •This is has been a season of inches. •I will take the responsibility on winning and losing. You will never hear me point the finger at a staff member or a player."

11/20/2006 3:00:48 PM

where is that from?

haha its pretty funny



[Edited on November 20, 2006 at 3:03 PM. Reason : f]

11/20/2006 3:01:17 PM

Quote :

"Amato mentions that stats are for losers, then goes on to mention that UNC had 2 yards rushing in the 4th quarter"

I loled

11/20/2006 3:02:08 PM

Quote :

"Amato goes on to refer to VT’s first season in the ACC. "

Yeah, totally similar.. except for the fact that VT went on to win the ACC and play in a BCS bowl. Is that serious?

[Edited on November 20, 2006 at 3:03 PM. Reason : ??]

11/20/2006 3:02:12 PM

holy hell, it is real


what an idiot we have for head coach, fire Lee please, this is retarded

[Edited on November 20, 2006 at 3:04 PM. Reason : f]

11/20/2006 3:03:22 PM

http://www.statefansnation.com/index.php/archives/2006/11/20/2pm-football-update/

11/20/2006 3:03:37 PM

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

We are going to wait till the goddamn end of the motherfucking season!

Go ECU with all my heart!

11/20/2006 3:04:34 PM

I cant fucking even log into PP right now. Fucking losers with nothing better to do crashing my website

11/20/2006 3:05:39 PM

wow, im pissed now.

11/20/2006 3:05:59 PM

Quote :

"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK We are going to wait till the goddamn end of the motherfucking season! Go ECU with all my heart! "

i hate our fans.

11/20/2006 3:06:44 PM

Quote :

"If there is a crisis I haven’t seen it."

11/20/2006 3:07:01 PM

I hope ECU fucking scores 100 points.

I hope the players fucking walk off the field in the first quarter.

I hope they have to cancel the game due to lack of interest.

/rant

i hate our coach

[Edited on November 20, 2006 at 3:07 PM. Reason : ]

11/20/2006 3:07:18 PM

this is what did it for me

Quote :

""If there is a crisis I haven’t seen it.""

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU NOT SEE A CRISIS WHEN WE HAVE LOST 6 STRAIGHT

11/20/2006 3:09:10 PM

thats the reason we lost 6 straight



god damnit

11/20/2006 3:09:49 PM

crisis is when your worst loss of the season is to a team that FIRED THEIR GODDAMN COACH mid season

11/20/2006 3:10:07 PM

Quote :

"I hope ECU fucking scores 100 points. I hope the players fucking walk off the field in the first quarter. I hope they have to cancel the game due to lack of interest. /rant i hate our coach"

YOU SIR say exactly what i think/feel

gg

11/20/2006 3:10:33 PM

HE'S NOT FIRED

11/20/2006 3:11:07 PM

we can hope!!

11/20/2006 3:11:33 PM

•Reporter asks Amato about his job status, and Vaughn ends the press conference. Amato storms out of the room.

11/20/2006 3:12:17 PM