she's got 4 boobies

3/8/2007 6:30:44 PM

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

3/8/2007 6:32:20 PM

ideally, i want to be able to take 2 fingers (index and middle) and be able to slide them up (width-wise) between a girl's legs all the way to the vagina (while she is standing normally), without the sides of the fingers having to depress her inner thighs.

such girls, when they are standing naked, you can get a good view of their anus and vagina from behind, and a good detailed view of their organs from the front, plus there is that two finger wide gap between their legs right below the vagina, that looks absolutely HOT.

it is as if, they were made receptive for sex... with a gap, saying COME HERE COME HERE.

like this, but a bit more is better:





[Edited on March 8, 2007 at 6:36 PM. Reason : ]

3/8/2007 6:34:03 PM

Quote :

"ideally, i want to be able to take 2 fingers (index and middle) and be able to slide them up (width-wise) between a girl's legs all the way to the vagina (while she is standing normally), without the sides of the fingers having to depress her inner thighs."

haha youre kinda weird kid

3/8/2007 6:37:16 PM

THICK

3/8/2007 6:38:51 PM

wow OEPII1 that was the creepiest thing i have ever read on TWW

3/8/2007 6:48:38 PM

....damn skippy it was

3/8/2007 6:49:34 PM

he done passed iphotou and errything

3/8/2007 6:49:58 PM

haha, don't worry, i don't go around checking chicks i like for that criteria.

in fact, i have never checked for it, and now i am settled with someone, and even with her i haven't checked (and i don't plan on it), so i don't know if she passes or not, because it doesn't matter.

but remember, a fantasy is a fantasy, so i can have my ideal in my mind, which is harmless.

and i only came upon it after looking at prodigious amounts of porn (not hardcore). i started analyzing why i liked certain bodytypes better than others, and came upon that in my mind.

i have very specific ideals like that in my mind for all body parts: ass, boobs, waist, back, arms, etc, right down to shapes of curves, ratios, and measurements.

P.S. BUT I DO LOVE MEATY BONE-CRUSHING THIGHS AND BIG DEFINED CALVES ON CHICKS

btw, here is a better graphic:







she looks like she would qualify:



[Edited on March 8, 2007 at 7:04 PM. Reason : ]

3/8/2007 7:03:02 PM

when did you starting liking chicks that dont look like roid monsters

3/8/2007 7:04:19 PM

and what would you know about that? you only joined a year ago.

i like all sorts of chicks... some for looks (awe), some for sex, some for looks (beauty).

tiny ones are good for sex. you can toss them around in bed like it is nothing... but they can't really take control and f*** your brains out. for that, you need, say, a soccer player chick.

like i said, it is different.

3/8/2007 7:07:55 PM

Guys only say they like "thick" chicks because they wont admit to themselves, and more importantly their friends, that they're attracted to fat chicks


its OK people

3/8/2007 7:09:54 PM

I like girls who are toned. This pretty much eliminates like 80% of all women and about 95% of TWW chicks. I like an ass that doesn't jiggle too much when you smack it. Not quite to the "bounce a quarter off of it" stage, but damned close. That and a pretty face are all I ask for. Everything else is pretty negotiable, even "personality" which most girls lack.

[Edited on March 8, 2007 at 7:13 PM. Reason : ]

3/8/2007 7:11:55 PM

what about a girl like me who has a pretty big butt in proportion to my body, but it's firm and doesn't jiggle?
(oh yeah, and pretty sizeable boobs, too.)
where do i fall on the fatty/stick barometer?

3/8/2007 7:20:17 PM

it's kind of hard to say without a picture

chump

3/8/2007 7:20:52 PM

Judging by the username megalinds, you're probably fat.

3/8/2007 7:22:33 PM

assmatrix.net

3/8/2007 7:33:24 PM

or it could be part of my name? maybe i'm too big a deal for you?

sorry sweetheart

3/8/2007 7:36:11 PM

Quote :

"where do i fall on the fatty/stick barometer?"

you fall right up my alley

3/8/2007 7:37:34 PM

^ what a line! you must be a charmer ...

3/8/2007 8:02:29 PM

ahaha I am actually

i just dont holla at internet chicks so I dont take any "female" on here seriously, seeing as most of em are dude aliases

3/8/2007 8:06:15 PM

What guys consider thick: curves in the right places.


Girls that classify themselves as thick: fat all over.

3/8/2007 8:07:20 PM

Quote :

"what about a girl like me who has a pretty big butt in proportion to my body, but it's firm and doesn't jiggle? (oh yeah, and pretty sizeable boobs, too.) "

sounds great... but we need pics for proof and to for assessing you properly (and no, i am not saying naked pics, rather, decently clothed pics)

[Edited on March 8, 2007 at 8:09 PM. Reason : ]

3/8/2007 8:08:09 PM

JESUS MAN WILL YA STOP!

3/8/2007 8:09:16 PM

IT'S A TRAPezius

3/8/2007 8:09:37 PM

awwwww here comes jhova... trying to save the poor chick from the monster that i am.

STFU buddy, you tryin too hard

3/8/2007 8:13:37 PM

hahah no

youre just creeping me out

you told me to stfu

[Edited on March 8, 2007 at 8:15 PM. Reason : .]

3/8/2007 8:14:49 PM

Quote :

"ideally, i want to be able to take 2 fingers (index and middle) and be able to slide them up (width-wise) between a girl's legs all the way to the vagina (while she is standing normally), without the sides of the fingers having to depress her inner thighs. such girls, when they are standing naked, you can get a good view of their anus and vagina from behind, and a good detailed view of their organs from the front, plus there is that two finger wide gap between their legs right below the vagina, that looks absolutely HOT. it is as if, they were made receptive for sex... with a gap, saying COME HERE COME HERE. like this, but a bit more is better:"

Summary

I HAVE A SMALL DICK

3/8/2007 8:18:12 PM

^ yea, and I bet your hung like a horse right???

your e-penis must be huge

3/8/2007 8:19:38 PM

My hung like a horse what?

3/8/2007 8:22:40 PM

WTF, where did that come from???

i say that if a chick is standing normally, i like it if there is a gap between her legs, and you say i have a small dick???

i don't see what the fucking correlation or logic is, here.

damn you are a troll, but a stupid one at that. i can respect an intelligent troll, but you...

3/8/2007 8:23:56 PM

Haha, you moron.

#1 A troll's sole purpose is to get a response. And I succeeded, so I do believe that makes me a smart troll.

#2 Of course there is no logic in my statement, durr, you dumbass. If my statement were logical, it wouldn't be trolling, now would it?

3/8/2007 8:26:25 PM

>.<

3/8/2007 8:27:11 PM

yikes

3/8/2007 10:42:19 PM

haha this thread got funny.

I don't feel so bad about my tiny ass anymore.

3/8/2007 10:44:30 PM

honey, you aint got NOTHIN to feel bad about.

3/8/2007 10:45:11 PM

I've always had big boobs and a ghetto booty, but my fiance likes it so that's all that matters

3/8/2007 10:45:34 PM

^^^ haha yeah it did

You have a lovely figure - I wouldn't feel bad if I were you!!

3/8/2007 10:48:33 PM

OBLIGATORY EGAME/COMPLIMENTS


(boy oh boy I hope my redundant comments about tww-girls' asses will land me some pussy)

3/8/2007 10:49:58 PM

shut up ronny! you are ruining my lame-e-game!

3/8/2007 10:51:29 PM

Brandy schmandy.

3/8/2007 10:52:51 PM

Thanks guys!!!

Hey Ronny

Brandy is dandy but liquor is quicker.

3/8/2007 10:55:19 PM

hey!

3/8/2007 10:58:10 PM

HEY GUYZ

3/8/2007 10:58:40 PM

hay!

3/8/2007 10:59:42 PM

^^^^ but, are you darker or quicker?

3/8/2007 11:00:48 PM

what i think of "thick" and yall think of "thick" are VERY different things.

3/8/2007 11:14:19 PM

this thread had such potential

3/8/2007 11:20:56 PM

Again, let me emphasize toned chicks FTW.

3/8/2007 11:21:06 PM

-----------------> 5

3/8/2007 11:22:43 PM