4

12/10/2007 10:40:59 PM

close

3.3 lbs as of today. give it another week or two

12/10/2007 10:45:12 PM

here's a vid of maya jumping around

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=8142466382

and for pg 4



[Edited on December 15, 2007 at 3:46 PM. Reason : embed doesn't work]

12/15/2007 3:39:10 PM

post videos of the labor

12/15/2007 3:48:05 PM

Until we found out we were having a C-section, I had been wondering if it would be weird to take the lap top with me to the hospital because the rooms have wireless and labor can take hours and initially kinda boring. It may be weird, but it'd be funny to post an "I'm in labor" thread.

12/15/2007 4:37:40 PM

Webcam that shit

12/15/2007 5:04:38 PM

^^good friend sent me email updates while I was at work while she was in labor

12/15/2007 5:10:35 PM

lol

1/10/2008 7:13:56 AM

LOL

1/10/2008 7:20:20 AM

i still want a qntmfred bobblehead

1/10/2008 7:22:30 AM

holy crap that's funners

1/10/2008 7:52:09 AM

aha

1/10/2008 7:53:32 AM

I've bee loling all day over that pic

1/10/2008 7:50:26 PM

That kid looks like Woody Allen

1/10/2008 7:56:08 PM

bttt

1/10/2008 9:48:50 PM

1/10/2008 9:50:09 PM

there is a possibility that I will be having this kid next Wed or Thurs!! AHHHHHHHHH!

SHE IS TOTALLY A FATTY!

[Edited on January 29, 2008 at 10:14 AM. Reason : ...]

1/29/2008 10:13:56 AM

1/29/2008 10:15:23 AM

[Edited on January 29, 2008 at 10:19 AM. Reason : 7 and a half pounds @ 36 weeks. yikes.]

1/29/2008 10:18:07 AM

The closer your time gets the crazier it will seem. My son is 3 weeks old today and I still feel like it's all a little surreal and bonkers.

1/29/2008 10:19:16 AM

that doesnt look very comfortable.





HOW MANY TIMES HAS THIS LITTLE MIRACLE FELT THE TICKLE OF YOUR PENIS, FRED?

1/29/2008 10:19:25 AM

^

1/29/2008 10:19:50 AM

that's not right

1/29/2008 10:20:27 AM

lol

1/29/2008 10:21:23 AM

CYCLOPS BABY

1/29/2008 10:26:22 AM

its cool, my baby didnt have eyes in the pictures either

(they work when they are born dont worry)

1/29/2008 10:29:15 AM

wait...wat?

1/29/2008 11:25:55 AM

lol


he thought you were worried about the eyes

1/29/2008 11:27:55 AM

baby's up to 8 lbs 3 oz

tomorrow could be the big day

2/5/2008 9:28:22 AM

i thought you were gonna have a leapling

2/5/2008 9:29:21 AM

that was the due date but she is a fast growing baby so we are going to induce

2/5/2008 9:36:58 AM

doctor says wait till next tuesday. i was ready for this to happen tomorrow :\

2/5/2008 2:40:08 PM

C-section?

2/5/2008 2:43:42 PM

not necessarily. depends on how big she gets over the next week and if the induction goes well

2/5/2008 2:45:54 PM

fred's gonna be all 'punchmonk, plz to kegel liek whoa kkthxu'

2/5/2008 2:46:29 PM

omg



hahahaha

2/5/2008 3:27:39 PM

I did not think of how much my snatch could be stretched out! Thanks Christine!

2/5/2008 3:29:19 PM

don't forget to poop because it will come out when you push

2/5/2008 3:31:14 PM

^^

2/5/2008 3:33:23 PM

so we are at the hospital now and will stay overnight and be induced early in the morning

2/11/2008 5:53:27 PM

WOO!

Good luck with that!

2/11/2008 6:29:40 PM

good luck guys

2/11/2008 6:31:29 PM

Congrats guys! I expect timely updates from the father to be. You know your priorities.

Are you guys at Northeast Med or what hospital?

2/11/2008 6:45:26 PM

oh snap!

2/11/2008 6:46:20 PM

good luck!!

2/11/2008 6:47:02 PM

don't forget to tell us how awful it was so i can get out of my baby envy phase

2/11/2008 6:48:23 PM

I hope your snatch and asshole aren't ripped into one giant gaping septic mess while you scream, curse and push a human with a disproportionately huge head out of the opening. Enjoy puking through a surgical mask while trying to maintain eye contact with your wife while you watch the price of a new Ferrari come ripping out of Punchmonk.

Yes, the miracle of life truly is a disgusting thing.

2/11/2008 7:00:03 PM

2/11/2008 7:00:47 PM

Good luck.


Everything will be fine.

2/11/2008 7:02:48 PM

set em up

[Edited on February 11, 2008 at 7:04 PM. Reason : 5]

2/11/2008 7:03:59 PM