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8/31/2007 1:50:14 AM

By my count, only 48 of the 158 minutes in Live Free or Die Hard have action. That's pathetic, guys. Crank is better, but needs a bigger budget and more Summer Glau.

[Edited on September 4, 2007 at 11:30 AM. Reason : image]

9/4/2007 11:30:01 AM

(With Apologies to Robert Frost)

Some say the world will end in fire; some say in segfaults.

Eh....

9/5/2007 8:29:43 AM

Crap, I have levitation class at 25:131. Better set the alarm to 'cinnamon'.

9/7/2007 11:55:05 AM

The full analysis is of course much more complicated, but I can't stay to talk about it because I have a date.

9/10/2007 1:04:43 AM

The only big difference I've seen is in colors. Where the regular text reads "press red button", the braille reads "press two-inch button".

9/12/2007 8:39:37 AM

Spherical or parabolic reflectors would of course lead to aberrant behavior.

9/14/2007 1:40:20 AM

^ He should have just gone with a microphone and some big speakers.

9/14/2007 1:43:11 AM

"Maybe there's no tenderness in her fingertips either, but at least SHE puts out."

how oddly appropriate for my sisters right now

9/17/2007 12:43:52 AM

bwn?

hehe

thanks for doing your part misha

9/17/2007 2:58:52 PM

I think you have to pretend to be gay in order to interest either of my sisters, and they're both under 18, so paws off for now

9/17/2007 3:03:16 PM

besides, they're ugly too

[Edited on September 17, 2007 at 3:04 PM. Reason : /]

9/17/2007 3:04:18 PM

^^

9/17/2007 3:06:10 PM

^^aha, you came back

9/17/2007 3:08:22 PM

ITS TDUB


If you don't get this one, don't google it.

9/19/2007 9:58:01 AM

Chuck Jones is a vengeful god.

9/21/2007 7:19:24 AM

^ I've had that same thought.

9/21/2007 8:50:23 AM

Small print: this schedule will eventually drive one stark raving mad.

9/24/2007 2:29:08 PM

My thighs have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord?

9/26/2007 12:41:46 PM

But one of the regulars in the channel is a girl!

9/28/2007 9:18:34 AM

^Hey, that reminds me of......here!

9/28/2007 10:03:46 AM

Quote :

"You can avoid blue shells in Double Dash, but it is deep magic."

I swear by this one

9/28/2007 10:05:03 AM

Apple uses automated schnapps IVs.

10/1/2007 8:53:54 AM

Anyone go to the party he mentioned in his blag?

10/1/2007 12:17:30 PM

I would have if it had happened around here and not in Cambridge

10/1/2007 3:05:24 PM

Love it

10/1/2007 3:09:38 PM

Sometimes the best fun looks like boredom.

10/3/2007 10:10:20 AM

That's so true

i did everyone of my csc116,216,316 ece406,521 and sr. design programs deeply buzzed.

A's all around baby

10/3/2007 10:14:46 AM

You can do this one in every 30 times and still have 97% positive feedback.

10/5/2007 12:22:24 AM

^ i got a good LOL out of that one

10/5/2007 10:49:39 AM

I have my homepage set to the "Random" link on xkcd.com and I get tons of cartoons that aren't shown in this thread.

This one was pretty different though...


I love the idea here, though of course it's not a great-quality drawing or scan.

10/6/2007 2:06:36 AM

Once, long ago, I saw this girl go by. I didn't stop and talk to her, and I've regretted it ever since.

10/7/2007 1:56:18 AM

^^ that one is one of my favourite

10/7/2007 2:21:15 AM

^^^ the "never be further than a phone call and a goosebumped shiver away" made me



Time to paint another grammarian silhouette on the side of the desktop.

10/8/2007 12:59:48 AM

^ but that example phrase fails anyway, since he spelled it "foriegn"

10/8/2007 1:02:33 AM

daaaaaaaamn

10/8/2007 1:04:04 AM

nitpick nitpick nitpick

10/8/2007 1:04:16 AM

VV

10/8/2007 1:05:22 AM

thanks Fuchsia

10/8/2007 1:06:25 AM

This picture just wasted like an hour of my time...granted, I'm just waiting for calls to come back



It's bad enough that all the families in your Sims are just you and Maggie recreated over and over.

10/9/2007 10:07:01 AM

Her daughter is named Help I'm trapped in a driver's license factory.

10/10/2007 11:13:18 AM

haha i like that

10/10/2007 11:14:19 AM

http://wetriffs.com/

10/11/2007 2:52:47 PM

HE GHOST EDITED "FORIEGN"

that tricky bastard

10/11/2007 3:14:10 PM

^ He owned up to it in his blag.

10/11/2007 5:46:26 PM

good

10/11/2007 6:46:40 PM

10/13/2007 11:40:15 AM

Oh, yeah, we get tons of them at these casual sex bars.

10/13/2007 1:55:23 PM

Hey, I don't make the rules. It's in the book

10/17/2007 1:09:43 AM

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