I would think that losing at poker would be on that list.

6/10/2007 3:28:55 PM

movie theater employees who won't give me a minute to remember what movie i came to see...

6/10/2007 3:30:33 PM

How can you be that stupid? Do people just show up to the theater and then pick a movie or what?

And this isn't a rare occurrence either. About 10% of the people who come to buy tickets pull this crap.


I mean, do you show up to a car dealership and say, "one car, please" or do you show up to a mcdonalds and say, "one sandwhich, please"

IT ISN'T A GENERIC "SEE ALL" TICKET. YOU HAVE TO SPECIFY A MOVIE.

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6/10/2007 3:32:00 PM

Quote :

"1. hot carl 1611 up, 267 down Mostly everyone is wrong, a 'hot carl' is the act of putting seran over the face and taking a dump on it. Anal to oral is called a 'rusty trombone', dumping on the chest is a 'Cleaveland steamer', and anal to tit fuckin is a chilli dog. If you have the squirts and can attain maximum heat and force a hole through the seran and onto the skin/mouth then you are awarded extra points, carl would be proud. I bought some seran wrap today because I want to give Carrie a hot carl for her birthday."

6/10/2007 3:33:35 PM

People who rock out to the following songs:

Cascada - Everytime We Touch
Ian van Dahl - Castles in the Sky
DJ Sammy - Heaven

6/13/2007 1:59:03 AM

Zwinky

6/24/2007 11:18:01 PM

people who ask for less ice

6/26/2007 3:00:47 PM

Cleveland, OH

Optimists

People who are optimistic about Cleveland, OH

6/26/2007 3:38:53 PM

Quote :

"housemates who don't take the trash out, and claim its all your garbage."

housemates that ask you take the trash out, when all of the garbage is theirs.

6/26/2007 3:42:58 PM

people that wait in line at McDonald's and don't know what they want when it's their turn

6/26/2007 8:31:56 PM

^I think I've posted that before.

I really hate when people say "one ticket" though. The only arena in which this genuinely occurs a LOT of the time is at the movies, and it's mind -boggling to me. I have never seen the following scenario play out at a McDonalds:

Employee: "How can I help you?"
Customer: "One burger, please."
Employee: "What kind of burger?"
Customer: "Uhhhhhh OHHHHHH UHHHHHHHH OH GOD, WHAT DID I COME HERE TO EAT. UMMM LET ME ASK MY FRIEND HOLD ON."

WE HAVE SIX FUCKING MOVIES. HOW IS IT THIS HARD FOR YOU TO KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SEEING IN ADVANCE TO WALKING UP AND ORDERING A TICKET. WTF.

6/26/2007 9:42:42 PM

When we have a sign up that says we'll stop taking credit cards on July 13th and people go, "OHHH CAN I STILL USE CARDS?"

OF COURSE NOT SINCE IT IS OBVIOUSLY PAST JULY 13TH WITH TODAY BEING JULY 6TH.

7/6/2007 12:52:24 PM

why are you going to stop taking credit cards?

7/6/2007 12:53:36 PM

Because credit card fees are expensive!

7/6/2007 12:54:25 PM

when you have 1 item and some lady gets in the "10 items or less" line in front of you and she has about 80 billion items in her basket

7/6/2007 1:03:14 PM

people who think about things that annoy them in some little way

7/6/2007 1:16:38 PM

people that say or type "got-damn" or "cot-damn"

just go ahead and type or say god damn

it is what you mean, and since you meant to take the lords name in vain it is the same thing as actually saying it if that is what is bothering you so much

7/6/2007 1:37:12 PM

people who pay with checks at the grocery store

7/6/2007 1:40:27 PM

people who pay with checks at the grocery store

7/6/2007 4:26:20 PM

people who say "g-vegas" instead greenville

7/27/2007 10:18:49 AM

People who pay with debit cards and press "no" when the screen says "confirm payment".

7/27/2007 11:59:14 AM

people who have license plates that say

ST8VEGAS

8/7/2007 10:24:45 PM

being a barback and being asked for a beer 100 times a night, most of which is repeating "im not a bartender" to the same 4 people all night.

*sub-category* when i tell them im not allowed to get them a beer, they ask "what the fuck are you doing back there??"

my fucking job

8/8/2007 5:36:02 AM

the weather for making me miss foreigner

8/21/2007 11:58:51 PM

they cancelled the show?

i really didnt see you as the type to go to a foreigner concert

8/22/2007 12:01:41 AM

i dont need no instructions to know how to rock!

8/22/2007 12:06:58 AM

it's called "i wanna rock your body" and the in parenthesis (until the break of dawn)

8/22/2007 12:08:10 AM

lightening hit the stage or something...

8/22/2007 8:13:53 AM

when young able-bodied black men ask me for money on my way to my JOB where there are older men who can barely walk working and supporting their families.

8/22/2007 8:21:29 AM

people who spit into the urinal when they're pissing

8/31/2007 11:58:32 AM

ha why do they spit? i've noticed that as well...

8/31/2007 12:08:01 PM

Maybe they're trying to get some taste out of their mouth? If you gotta spit, the urinal is hardly an objectional place do it.

8/31/2007 12:42:55 PM

9/10/2007 4:24:34 PM

People who want to change something about their life but want it to be done cheaply. This includes, but is not limited to: weight and environmental footprint.

9/14/2007 9:23:20 PM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=9ACobXN7_p8

THAT CONVERSATION.

9/20/2007 12:41:33 AM

ill agree, and



tww tonight, srsly

9/20/2007 12:46:39 AM

being raped

9/26/2007 3:26:44 PM

10/6/2007 2:16:49 AM

this is the best thread i've read in quite some time

10/6/2007 2:42:33 AM

aaronburro

10/6/2007 3:14:24 AM

i've said it once and i'll say it again, people

10/6/2007 5:38:35 AM

From the list at the bottom of the third page:

Quote :

"People who put "I like to have fun" in their profiles. Who the hell doesn't? You are truely unique"

Quote :

"People who say they are going to call you back then dont. "

YES. Stupid airhead motherfuckers.

Quote :

""Some of the best things in life are free" Yeah? Well so are some of the worst, and I don't see anyone throwing a party when they get cancer."

hahaha

From the "Here's a list of things that make my day"

Quote :

"Arguing with someone when I am obviously wrong just to see how long it takes them to catch on."

I hate when people do that

Quote :

"Linkin Park"

That makes your day? :carl face:

10/6/2007 12:48:22 PM

Listening to Dana Perino speak.

10/6/2007 2:46:31 PM

10/6/2007 2:51:10 PM

10/6/2007 3:28:14 PM

CARL FACE

10/6/2007 5:09:43 PM

people who defend astrology

10/7/2007 7:06:44 PM

oh my ghad

10/7/2007 7:10:52 PM

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10/9/2007 10:39:41 AM

set em up

10/9/2007 10:40:47 AM