I had a girl give me a hug one time @ rum runners and left a slug trail on my leg...

I have to say.. if i knew the girl well and i was the only one she did that to it may have been hot but since she was just "that girl from my history class" i washed my leg asap

6/25/2008 9:58:46 AM

nvm

[Edited on June 25, 2008 at 9:59 AM. Reason : edit]

6/25/2008 9:59:16 AM

Quote :

"cant you wear boxers or something?"

that would be like wearing a pair of shorts under whatever else i'm wearing....


girls' clothes don't fit like dudes' clothes....they are much more restrictive in areas


^^ok...that's just sick

[Edited on June 25, 2008 at 10:00 AM. Reason : asdf]

6/25/2008 9:59:28 AM

omghi josh

anyway

^

[Edited on June 25, 2008 at 10:00 AM. Reason : .]

6/25/2008 9:59:54 AM

Quote :

"I'd only buy magnums"

you should consider just going bareback

6/25/2008 10:00:59 AM

6/25/2008 10:04:04 AM

that's the only downside to not being in a relationship. having to wear condoms again. but if you must wear them, Magnums are the only way to go.

6/25/2008 10:04:50 AM

i'd roundhouse kick DNL to the face b/c he had to ask a bunch of stupid girly questions in a thread about WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE MALE

6/25/2008 10:05:03 AM

^^why is that?

[Edited on June 25, 2008 at 10:05 AM. Reason : .]

6/25/2008 10:05:18 AM

she said "buy"...not "use"


we all know that dudes only by magnums so they can randomly leave them laying around for girls to see and think they are getting a huge treat later...

i've rolled a regular condom up to my elbow without it breaking to it's not like they won't fit...


if most dudes tried to use magnums they would end up bare backing it before it was over because the damn thing would slip off...probably inside her which causes a whole new level of uncomfortable when it's over and you can't find the thing...

[Edited on June 25, 2008 at 10:07 AM. Reason : safd]

6/25/2008 10:06:35 AM

Quote :

"why is that?"

well maybe not for you

6/25/2008 10:07:24 AM

wow i had never heard that(leaving magnums laying around thing)...seems kinda dumb and loserish

6/25/2008 10:07:52 AM

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"that's the only downside to not being in a relationship. having to wear condoms again."

That just gave me serious frowny face

It sucks, I know.

Haaaaaaaaaay @ some magnums

6/25/2008 10:08:11 AM

Quote :

"we all know that dudes only by magnums so they can randomly leave them laying around for girls to see and think they are getting a huge treat later... i've rolled a regular condom up to my elbow without it breaking to it's not like they won't fit..."

It's not the length it's the thickness. regular condoms are just too tight

6/25/2008 10:09:38 AM

thought they were supposed to be tight so you get more sensation

idk i've never worn a condom

6/25/2008 10:10:23 AM

i'm pretty sure my forearm is bigger than most penises in the world....

if it's not then i'm not sure i won't to get laid again

6/25/2008 10:10:35 AM

i'd eat a lot of vag and my credo would be "eatin' ain't cheatin'"


i'd jump off tall objects just because

6/25/2008 10:10:57 AM

Quote :

"thought they were supposed to be tight so you get more sensation"

snug yes, tight no. but then again, it has been about 4 years since i wore a condom so who knows, maybe they have changed since then

6/25/2008 10:12:42 AM

skanks

6/25/2008 10:21:10 AM

if I were a male I would know what it was like to have an orgasm every single time it got hard.
I would pee standing up!!! WOOT!!

6/25/2008 10:29:38 AM

i don't have an orgasm every time I get hard. usually in the morning it just goes away after i pee

6/25/2008 10:30:54 AM

I think a blow job would probably feel insane.

6/25/2008 10:31:52 AM

^^

[Edited on June 25, 2008 at 10:32 AM. Reason : ^not that good for me at least but maybe my chick sucked]

[Edited on June 25, 2008 at 10:32 AM. Reason : literally]

6/25/2008 10:32:04 AM

I have always wondered what it could be likened to.

I bet it's a great feeling though, from the faces you guys make lol.

6/25/2008 10:33:25 AM

I know I give em good so she prob did stink at her blowing skillz!

6/25/2008 10:33:58 AM

Quote :

"I think a blow job would probably feel insane."

definitely depends on the chick. some are fantastic, some are garbage

6/25/2008 10:34:14 AM

^... i haven't finish via that method in a long long time.

6/25/2008 10:35:15 AM

^ me either. usually when i would get blowjobs it was just foreplay for sex

6/25/2008 10:38:25 AM

yeah i kinda thought that was how it was supposed to be...i'd fucking hate to finish on a bj and not get any vag

6/25/2008 10:39:11 AM

^ unless she's on the rag

6/25/2008 10:40:38 AM

are you guys serious?

6/25/2008 10:42:02 AM

yeah dead serious...would rather finish in some vag than with a bj

[Edited on June 25, 2008 at 10:42 AM. Reason : haha]

6/25/2008 10:42:38 AM

don't get me wrong, i like finishing from a BJ, i just like sex better

6/25/2008 10:43:28 AM

lol I gotta get a boyfriend only because that's the best feeling in the world!!!

6/25/2008 10:45:02 AM

a guy unloading in your mouth?

6/25/2008 10:59:35 AM

this is just me but I think it is disrespectful for the guy to unload in your mouth. If I were a guy I would not do that. I think it is possible to control that.

6/25/2008 11:09:26 AM

^ again, it depends on the chick. some chicks want it, some don't. That is why when you are with a chick for the first time and she is going down on you, you let her know when you are about to come. If she doesn't want it, she can pull back and stroke. If she wants it, she will keep going.

6/25/2008 11:10:56 AM

^^lol i thought that was kinda what made it hot..

[Edited on June 25, 2008 at 11:11 AM. Reason : .]

6/25/2008 11:11:16 AM

no...in the vag duh

I don't need a boyfriend if I want some in my mouth. geez

Oh and it's not rude

[Edited on June 25, 2008 at 11:12 AM. Reason : ]

6/25/2008 11:11:38 AM

this may be TMI but Ken and I have it worked out so there is no stroking or unloading.

[Edited on June 25, 2008 at 11:12 AM. Reason : t]

6/25/2008 11:12:17 AM

Quote :

"this is just me but I think it is disrespectful for the guy to unload in your mouth. If I were a guy I would not do that. I think it is possible to control that."

It sucks then, I would rather finish in the vag then get a bj then have to finish myself. Pulling out is never fun for cumming.

6/25/2008 11:15:41 AM

he still comes and does not have to finish himself. That is what I meant.

6/25/2008 11:16:31 AM

If I were a female, I'd probably stay at home and play with myself all day long. I'm not disciplined enough to have a vagina.

6/25/2008 11:17:51 AM

Quote :

"Oh and it's not rude"

6/25/2008 11:19:46 AM

I'd facefuck a chick

Then stick it in her ass

6/25/2008 11:26:54 AM

Quote :

"i'd make my penis:"

6/25/2008 11:28:49 AM

You girls are kinkay!

6/25/2008 11:29:16 AM

wow at this thread, wow.

6/25/2008 11:29:31 AM

This thread makes me feel like I don't disrespect women enough.

6/25/2008 11:35:05 AM

The jump is the BEST thing about penises. I love it.

6/25/2008 11:36:16 AM