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7/15/2007 12:11:39 AM

Don't know if this has been posted because I'm too lazy to look for it, but did anybody hear of the people who were fuckin on top of their roof and ended up falling off and dying...


Can't decide if thats a bad way to go or good way

[Edited on July 15, 2007 at 1:28 AM. Reason : dumb]

[Edited on July 15, 2007 at 1:29 AM. Reason : again]

7/15/2007 1:28:29 AM

^ yes it was posted. my brother found it and posted it...

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7/15/2007 2:01:56 AM

Quote :

"i had an amputee give me a nub-job"

does no one recognize the hilarity?

7/15/2007 7:51:19 AM

i laugh about it everytime i see a sign advertising "stump grindin'" out at lake gaston

7/15/2007 9:34:36 AM

nm

[Edited on July 15, 2007 at 9:43 AM. Reason : ]

7/15/2007 9:39:35 AM

Hmm too many great encounters to pinpoint just one..one occurred in a sauna, one was in some forests in Greenville, during my freshman orientation over the summer of '98...too many good times to pinpoint

7/15/2007 4:44:17 PM

Quote :

" hate sex is where its at, people."

hahahahah

[Edited on July 15, 2007 at 5:47 PM. Reason : ]

7/15/2007 5:47:21 PM

i'm geekin and bored so i'll bite

me and shorty had the place to ourselves, so it all start off with sushi and a liter of good ass wine, i go into the kitchen to get another bottle, i turn around to lace boyshorts and nothing else.

*skip through foreplay story

Pick her up, put her up on the kitchen counter top and just do work every way from sunday, she pulls the sink water spraying thing, turns the water on hot and sprays me down everywhere, then herself, then on her clit, i mean goddamn ole girl is forreal. so now its a soaking wet countertop, i bout bust my ass walkin her to the balcony

*skip through doggystyle story

finishin up carrying her to the bed, everyone gets off, then passes out in a soaking wet bed

i can't even remember how long we went at it, i just know we slept like motherfuckin babies.

and thats just one of the top 3 times with this one

7/15/2007 5:47:22 PM

Baked off my head + 6 or 7 shots of Apple Pucker/Everclear....almost new bed with nice plush mattress....girlfriend (now wife) was buzzing....left the lights on....no rules......................

Just a great time.

7/16/2007 12:32:34 PM

With this guy who was like five years older than me. A+++

7/16/2007 1:51:23 PM

im waiting until Vix and I bwn before posting in this thread

7/16/2007 1:52:11 PM

whilst on white rabbit

7/16/2007 4:24:52 PM

whats that mean^

7/16/2007 4:29:03 PM

whilst on white dove

[Edited on July 16, 2007 at 4:31 PM. Reason : x]

7/16/2007 4:31:17 PM

nothing

7/16/2007 4:31:38 PM

oh i thought it was drug lingo

7/16/2007 4:32:49 PM

eh.. i know what it is


hey kate... you know what im talking about?

7/16/2007 4:33:07 PM

its ok El Borracho i got what you mean

7/16/2007 6:47:35 PM

Quote :

"stump grindin"

Hahaha FTW dude, that's fucking raw.

7/16/2007 8:11:38 PM

bttt

9/17/2007 1:20:20 PM

9/17/2007 1:23:18 PM

yesterday in the middle of the afternoon

9/17/2007 2:13:19 PM

probably late one night when all the roomates were gone and we had a couple drinks each

on the dining table

haha

9/17/2007 2:22:07 PM

Quote :

"on a sorta related note, ive got a problem i tend to have the best sex with girls i cant stand. merely b/c i fucking loathe them and just end up destroying them. this in turn makes them more inescapable, b/c well, i'm an addict. then it always seems to work out in a way that out of nowhere the girl turns out ot be one of the ones that just LOVES to get rough. i often get into drunk moods where i just want to fuck and fuck hard, and even though i fucking hate you i love fucking you. choking, really hard hair pulling (like reigns while im ravaging from the back), saying just awful things... it's a dark place that you can go to. then when i really, really like a girl, i get too worried about what I am doing, and often times end up not doing as well b/c im more concerned about them, and nervous. it's a vicious cycle folks."

haha i suffer from this a good bit too.

I have a hard time thinking about the best sex ever. I have blocked out many of the raging nights with my ex- b/c the relationship was complete crap the last 8 months. She became a disinterested dead fish and we fell out of love. So it makes remembering her good times hard.

I really want to find a girl who wants it as much as I do, the last relationship she was too much of a goody goody. and my current fucks, none of them are relationship material. I need the emotional side too.

9/17/2007 2:43:57 PM

This weekend was way, way up there.
Holy shit Hallelujah.

9/17/2007 4:28:03 PM

it's been so long i forgot what it was like


but the last time was pretty good

9/17/2007 4:39:47 PM

after fucking a stripper from pure gold. knowing that i might get god knows what.

or the time chim chim sucked my dick without peeling it. only a money can show you love like that

9/17/2007 4:43:39 PM

lol...

I feel you


I got molested one night by a stripper from thee doll house, she was drinking with an ex of mine at a house they were "housesitting" at...

I had rugburns on my knees for a long time...

haha but the three of us had a good time that night... I think it was the ex's "last fling" since she was getting married a few weeks later

[Edited on September 17, 2007 at 4:54 PM. Reason : god that was so long ago too ]

9/17/2007 4:48:19 PM

i remember in High School I was good friends with this girl who lived down the street. She had a little sister who was a freshman when we were seniors and she was a sexy little ball of fire like her sister. She used to have a crush on me and would IM me all the time but nothing ever came of it and her family moved out of the neighborhood while I was in college.

4 years later she came to Meredith on a Tennis scholarship


she fucked my brains out for about three months that fall...man was that worth the wait or what. she had definitly gotten around during her four years in highschool, but what did I care..it was a personal achievement for me and she did me right. It was definitly the rough, no strings attached, choke me while i scream your name and cum on my face dirty sex you dream about.

[Edited on September 17, 2007 at 5:01 PM. Reason : man, i could go for another night of her.]

9/17/2007 4:57:03 PM

lol another thread made funny by pwrstrokes blog

9/17/2007 5:01:17 PM

lol

9/17/2007 5:01:56 PM

I've had some of the best sex, and the worst.




You don't realize how "good" sex can be unless you've had at least 1 fish.

9/17/2007 5:06:06 PM

in they physical sense, the best sex ive ever had was pouring rain on the floor of a garage after staying up til 4am working on stock cars, all the pent up frustration, little bit of drunkenness, mixed with the thunder and the cold floor. .
in the emotional sense, the last time was probably the best, just because even if it was subpar in quality, it was the first time i didn't mentally detach myself midsexing, and i actually cared about the person, so that kinda made it up there as the "best" overall.

9/17/2007 5:14:10 PM

Quote :

"pouring rain on the floor of a garage after staying up til 4am working on stock cars,"

that is hot

9/17/2007 5:20:37 PM

just have to figure out how to sex it on the banking of turn 2 LMS.

9/17/2007 5:22:47 PM

Quote :

"so i want to know the best thing a girl can do, or something"

The best thing a girl can do is ME

9/17/2007 5:24:53 PM

Quote :

"i remember in High School I was good friends with this girl who lived down the street. She had a little sister who was a freshman when we were seniors and she was a sexy little ball of fire like her sister. She used to have a crush on me and would IM me all the time but nothing ever came of it and her family moved out of the neighborhood while I was in college. 4 years later she came to Meredith on a Tennis scholarship she fucked my brains out for about three months that fall...man was that worth the wait or what. she had definitly gotten around during her four years in highschool, but what did I care..it was a personal achievement for me and she did me right. It was definitly the rough, no strings attached, choke me while i scream your name and cum on my face dirty sex you dream about. "

jesus christ, that reads like a Danielle Steel romance novel

9/17/2007 5:32:02 PM

or wet mess

9/17/2007 6:08:15 PM

Quote :

"just have to figure out how to sex it on the banking of turn 2 LMS. "

physically or legally?

9/17/2007 6:14:29 PM

i finally found the girl that is the epitome of "lady on the street and a freak in the bed".

lost her though.

best sex ever. we worked so well together, it was scary.

9/17/2007 9:51:16 PM

^^ i guess a little from column A and a little from Column B. I mean, the banking isnt THAT high, but im pretty sure theres some kind of private property laws to be broken in trying.

9/17/2007 10:21:07 PM

public places, or places we shouldnt have been were some of the best.


I second the sailboat sex. But on the deck during the day, in the middle of nowhere with nobody else around.

9/18/2007 12:12:07 AM

the weekend I lost my virginity was still pretty badass

9/18/2007 12:14:15 AM

HAI GUYZ I HAVE HAD FUCK ITS SO AWEZOMES

9/18/2007 12:14:51 AM

I got laid



once

9/18/2007 12:17:19 AM

i kissed a g0rl once lozl

9/18/2007 12:17:54 AM

she touched my weiner!

9/18/2007 12:18:54 AM

^haha

9/18/2007 12:19:25 AM

SHE LET ME GO UP HER SHIRT

9/18/2007 12:20:08 AM