oh shit

ahahahhahaha thats terrible. but the nintendo numbers make it ok

3/15/2008 11:58:13 PM

like this? (damn last post on a page)

3/15/2008 11:58:46 PM

^^yeah

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3/15/2008 11:58:50 PM

3/15/2008 11:58:51 PM

lol new high score!

3/16/2008 12:03:32 AM

old jennifer aniston is on SNL on E! you can see her nipples and her sexy belly. im totally jerking off right now

3/16/2008 12:12:21 AM

so how common is it for those of us who live in the real, non-porno world to find a girl who can take down an entire penis?

I've only been blessed with one such sexual partner, but I have no idea if I was lucky to even find her, or if I've been getting gyped by the odds.

3/16/2008 12:12:43 AM

^fuck i missed it...its on some other skit now i guess cause you cant see her tits

3/16/2008 12:16:20 AM

she'll be back to introduce the black eyed peas

FERGILICIOUS

3/16/2008 12:19:56 AM

haha did you see the last skit?


the only funny part was that kenin guy acting as al sharpton and saying "i'm like a real life chris rock movie"

3/16/2008 12:21:03 AM

yeah its pretty terrible, and the one before it. probably all of em are gonna suck. but i was watching soup earlier and its been on E since. watched the kardashians or however you spell it. bunch of crazy bitches. also saw the celebrity punking the tabloids show. that was pretty good actually. gonna dvr that shit

3/16/2008 12:22:39 AM

AHAHAHAHAHAHHA

von dutch

omg this is soooooo 04

3/16/2008 12:23:27 AM

haha the britney spears one has potential

3/16/2008 12:23:29 AM

yummy tummyyyyyy

3/16/2008 12:24:20 AM

i was thinking the same thing...

3/16/2008 12:24:48 AM

aahahahahahahha weekend update is money so far

3/16/2008 12:32:15 AM

i dunno i kinda like a little belly you can poke as much as i like a toned belly

steve irwin. hes dead now.

OLD

ok bedtime

3/16/2008 12:34:19 AM

they had 2 good zingers before irwin came out....anyways, night dude

3/16/2008 12:35:41 AM

haha wrong thread

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3/16/2008 1:21:34 AM

wat?

3/16/2008 1:22:20 AM

^^
thats what i tat

3/16/2008 1:26:35 AM

needz moar videos/pics

3/16/2008 1:45:01 AM

omg i raped a girl tonite.

3/16/2008 3:21:02 AM

for some reason I have been watching these type of porns more face rape/rough sex

3/16/2008 3:27:12 AM

3/20/2008 11:22:47 PM

Quote :

"so how common is it for those of us who live in the real, non-porno world to find a girl who can take down an entire penis"

It really depends on how large the object in question is

3/20/2008 11:24:15 PM

^^masterful bump

3/21/2008 5:34:29 AM

this thread makes much more sense now

3/21/2008 6:08:13 AM

I feel that my sex life is antiquated now.

3/21/2008 6:17:53 AM

http://www.youporn.com/watch/172013/jsimpson-hardcore-blowjob/

disregard the title.

wooo

4/19/2008 6:09:24 PM

^ yeah id be down to let that bitch practice all day.

4/19/2008 6:15:35 PM

I know some mild mannered sweet guys who are totally into throat fucking.

4/19/2008 7:11:15 PM

NEW!

4/19/2008 7:12:55 PM

OMG pilgrimshoes knows who belladonna is. she is a phenom. i would totally marry her. she's so gleefully dirty.

4/19/2008 7:15:24 PM

ttt

5/29/2008 6:16:26 PM

Quote :

"so how common is it for those of us who live in the real, non-porno world to find a girl who can take down an entire penis? I've only been blessed with one such sexual partner, but I have no idea if I was lucky to even find her, or if I've been getting gyped by the odds."

doesn't seem like a huge deal anyway, can you really feel that much of her throat if its like five inches wide?

5/29/2008 6:39:35 PM

it's actually extremely awesome.

Quote :

"It really depends on how large the object in question is "

average, i suppose.

regardless, unless it's a really unusually small object, she's gonna have to open her throat and overcome the normal gag reflex. in other words, i suspect that if she can handle 6", she can probably handle 8" or more, although probably pretty much any girl could handle some 3-4" mini-specimen.

5/29/2008 6:51:36 PM

I dunno

Even having kinda-sorta gotten a handle on my gag reflex when I had mono (there's a strong incentive to do so - getting lidocaine suspension as far down your throat as you can, without swallowing)

...I still gag when I rinse my mouth when I brush my teeth

5/29/2008 6:53:58 PM

everything in this picture just seems so..... right

5/29/2008 7:26:18 PM

nah, it'll go another inch or two.

5/29/2008 7:41:45 PM

for real

5/29/2008 7:42:57 PM

Quote :

"doesn't seem like a huge deal anyway, can you really feel that much of her throat if its like five inches wide?"

I've been with two such girls, to me it isn't really the feeling, its just the fact that its happening.

5/29/2008 7:46:49 PM

is it really that unusual?

5/29/2008 7:48:39 PM

face rape or deepthroating?

5/29/2008 7:49:57 PM

^^ i've only had one girl who could do it.

5/29/2008 7:52:05 PM

Quote :

"OMG pilgrimshoes knows who belladonna is. she is a phenom. i would totally marry her. she's so gleefully dirty."

That's Brianna Banks, not Belladonna.

5/29/2008 9:10:23 PM

previous page, post from feb 2nd,

dingaling

5/29/2008 9:11:06 PM

^^that chick sure likes anal

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5/29/2008 9:11:25 PM

Yeah, I just realized. I'm a tard. I've got a penthouse that has a really good Belladonna shoot.

5/29/2008 9:13:27 PM

she can take a few good shots alright

5/29/2008 9:14:33 PM