I dont care if she uses anything of mine, its different being in a relationship or just hooking up tho.

9/20/2007 1:41:33 PM

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"only if i'm allowed to smear coochie juice all over your face after i get done going down on you... it's a reasonable request"

haha honeslty I don't care, I'll kiss a girl after she blows me... well, I won't make out with her for an extended period of time...


hell, sometimes I quit fucking to go down on a girl then go back to screwing later

^ correct

[Edited on September 20, 2007 at 1:41 PM. Reason : ..]

9/20/2007 1:41:38 PM

oh, i could care less and do the same as well..but i've seen some girls who want to do the kiss after bj thing but freak out if the opposite happens.. most could care less, though

9/20/2007 1:43:31 PM

I think some girls do it as a test



but thats cool



cause some girls I'd kiss, some I won't

9/20/2007 1:45:04 PM

I think its hot if they will let me kiss after going down on them, its like, well hell I was just down there so...

9/20/2007 1:45:56 PM

pretty much

I can't recall a girl ever having an issue with kissing me after I went down on her



hahah if I like a girl, there really isn't much that I won't do or try

9/20/2007 1:47:12 PM

i'll put it this way: i would prefer there be some non-trivial length of time between her-mouth-to-my-dick and her-mouth-to-my-mouth

9/20/2007 1:49:12 PM

^ Hahahaha, I knew it.

9/20/2007 1:51:37 PM

ttt

9/20/2007 3:04:15 PM

I really don't care, if we both went down on each other, I don't see what is so strange about kissing afterwards. Or even taking a breather, by making out for a bit with mutual masturbation before going back down on her again.

9/20/2007 3:16:03 PM

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"only if i'm allowed to smear coochie juice all over your face after i get done going down on you... it's a reasonable request"

Done it before and didn't mind, in fact I kind of liked it. But I'd never expect a man to kiss me after blowing him without my washing my mouth out first, unless he states something in advance (which has happened and he followed up on it flawlessly).

9/20/2007 3:24:37 PM

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"Expects? No. But it's a reasonable request from someone who took the time and effort to blow you."

StillFuchsia

Um. . .no, it's not. My minimum standard is that the chick has to drink a little something--preferably swishing it around in her mouth--and chew a piece of chewing gum before I will continue with the kissing. Full brushing of the teeth and a mouthwash gargle is the Cadillac.

I mean, our juice is thicker than your juice.

9/23/2007 4:47:15 AM

dont forget stillfurshia has some bladder control problem where she pisses when she orgasms or some shit

9/23/2007 4:48:12 AM

^^ You missed the part where I said it'd be after I swallow.

And yeah, it's totally reasonable. I don't get what the big deal is by any means.

I mean, you must REALLY be repulsed by your own body if it's such a big deal.

9/23/2007 1:29:58 PM

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" I mean, you must REALLY be repulsed by your own body if it's such a big deal. "

exactly

9/23/2007 1:36:48 PM

^^ No, I just don't get high on my own supply, as it were. And I think there are a number of reasons that the overwhelming majority of guys don't like the taste of our cum: (1) If we did, we might like other guys', too--and that would definitely be gay. And (2) if we did, many of us would never leave the house.

9/24/2007 12:01:23 AM

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"I think there are a number of reasons that the overwhelming majority of guys don't like the taste of our cum"

haha--ya know, i've never given this a great deal of thought

9/24/2007 12:08:40 AM

You continue to miss the part where I said it'd be after I swallow.

You wouldn't taste a goddamn thing. Regardless, it's not like female fluid tastes better.

I don't know what kind of psychosis involves somehow linking kissing a girl who just blew you to being gay, but you've got it.

OH, AND GIRLS DON'T BLOW YOU TO "GET HIGH OFF YOUR SUPPLY*," AS IT WERE.

[Edited on September 24, 2007 at 12:23 AM. Reason : *for the record, I do know that song]

9/24/2007 12:21:36 AM

^ Ever heard of residue?

9/24/2007 12:24:00 AM

You're not going to taste it, you're out of your goddamn mind. In any case, it's just a little salty: your entire argument is based around some stupid thought that you'd somehow be gay if you did taste it. Grow up.

[Edited on September 24, 2007 at 12:27 AM. Reason : Nobody goes down on each other for the taste.]

9/24/2007 12:25:51 AM

it's a matter of principle

for example, if a guy rubs his penis on my grilled cheese sandwich, I could probably eat it and not notice the difference, and suffer no adverse effects

but I'm not going to eat a grilled cheese that some guy has rubbed his penis on

same kinda deal

9/24/2007 12:27:04 AM

I'd rather taste a dude's cum than kiss a dude after he goes down on me.

I don't know why, but the taste of vagina creeps me out.

9/24/2007 12:27:40 AM

^^ likewise, it's a matter of principle

What's the problem with showing some appreciation after doing that? Why does it need to involve mouthwash because a dude has crazy thoughts that kissing his girl might make him think he's gay?

9/24/2007 12:32:27 AM

I see your point

but it's not that it MAKES him gay

he just finds it revolting, that's all

it's just a courtesy that guys appreciate, illogical though it may be

I mean, shit, if a girl freaks out over a cockroach, that's not reasonable either...but a thoughtful man will stomp on that fucker and flush its corpse

9/24/2007 12:37:09 AM

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"My minimum standard is that the chick has to drink a little something--preferably swishing it around in her mouth--and chew a piece of chewing gum before I will continue with the kissing."

Never met a dude with these "standards". Lame.

9/24/2007 12:38:22 AM

^ ditto

and if someone did tell me to go chew gum or wash out my mouth, that's the last BJ he'd ever get

'cause that'd make him an inconsiderate asshole VV

9/24/2007 12:45:16 AM

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"Regardless, it's not like female fluid tastes better."

the technical term is coochie juice

[Edited on September 24, 2007 at 12:55 AM. Reason : i leave for 15 minutes and mayhem breaks out...]

9/24/2007 12:54:27 AM

A girl told me she can't see me anymore because I have a hairy back. Valid issue or something she told me instead of the real problem?

[Edited on September 24, 2007 at 11:50 PM. Reason : ]

9/24/2007 11:47:12 PM

it's because you have a small penis.

9/24/2007 11:53:54 PM

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"A girl told me she can't see me anymore because I have a hairy back. Valid issue or something she told me instead of the real problem? "

Totally not a valid issue. Sorry dude.

9/25/2007 12:09:21 AM

I dunno...I don't think I could date a guy with a hairy back. Shave that shit and it won't be an issue.

9/25/2007 12:12:27 AM

how exactly does a guy shave his back? I don't have a hairy back, but honestly...find a good friend?

9/25/2007 12:14:33 AM

have her do it for you.

9/25/2007 12:15:27 AM

9/25/2007 12:16:15 AM

^^^wax

[Edited on September 25, 2007 at 12:21 AM. Reason : ^^]

9/25/2007 12:16:36 AM

yeah, pay to have it professionally waxed every once in a while...just until you land some chick that will do it for you

9/25/2007 12:17:30 AM

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"Valid issue or something she told me instead of the real problem?"

Could be a valid issue, but it's more likely that she was trying to casually mention that you're too hairy overall.

9/25/2007 12:18:51 AM

Yeah, I'm pretty hairy all-around. And I did promise to shave. No avail. I wish I knew what the real problem was. Or at least she could've told me something that made more sense.

9/25/2007 12:24:13 AM

yeah, then the hairy back probably wasn't really the problem if you had already said you didnt mind shaving. Sounds like she just needed an excuse.

9/25/2007 12:27:12 AM

Maybe you remind her of her dog? Or a werewolf? Maybe she's a bitch?

There are many options.

Regardless, anyone who's going to blow you off over that is not worth your time.

9/25/2007 12:29:06 AM

spent the time to crack a bat across her face

tell her you won't date HER because she's got a glass jaw.


then leave laughing and tell her that her grandma's next if the po-po finds out.

9/25/2007 12:31:16 AM

Rage much?

9/25/2007 12:36:21 AM

I mean for real

if she left cause of that then she probably isn't worth being around, sounds like an excuse anyway

I swear, people really do trip over the shittiest people and crappiest relationships

I say that because I've seen myself do it so I've been guilty of it before

I think I've figured it out though

then again, I don't have a hairy back either

[Edited on September 25, 2007 at 12:38 AM. Reason : ...]

9/25/2007 12:37:47 AM

^^^

[Edited on September 25, 2007 at 12:38 AM. Reason : ^]

9/25/2007 12:38:09 AM

some break hearts

i break faces.

whats the difference in the end.


(you people)

9/25/2007 12:42:18 AM

lol, if it was legal

9/25/2007 12:43:12 AM

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"My minimum standard is that the chick has to drink a little something--preferably swishing it around in her mouth--and chew a piece of chewing gum before I will continue with the kissing."

hooksaw

That's not too much to ask. And any chick that says it's too much is some kind of feminazi who just wants to get a guy's own cum into his mouth.

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"Never met a dude with these 'standards'. Lame"

Vix

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"^ ditto and if someone did tell me to go chew gum or wash out my mouth, that's the last BJ he'd ever get 'cause that'd make him an inconsiderate asshole VV"

StillFuchsia

Oh, piss off (that's how you get off anyway, isn't it, StillFuchsia?). Unless you're planning on giving me a blow job, you don't have to worry about it, do you?

I've had more blow jobs than I can remember, and I've never had a chick complain about drinking a little something and chewing a fucking piece of gum, because (1) your breath needs freshening after all that, and (2) if you're giving a blow job, there's a very good chance that you're drinking already.

Hey, to keep things equal, I'll take a swig of my drink and chew some gum, too. Fair, right?

9/25/2007 12:45:38 AM

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9/25/2007 12:48:07 AM

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"Regardless, anyone who's going to blow you off over that is not worth your time."

The worst part is that this was literally the first time in my life I've been with someone I did think was worth my time.

9/25/2007 9:10:33 AM

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"Or at least she could've told me something that made more sense. "

She's a woman. Do you really expect her to make sense?

9/25/2007 9:16:22 AM