fat

10/16/2007 6:03:52 PM

haha, i'm a foot shorter than my b/f

10/16/2007 6:04:18 PM

Conservative Republican

10/16/2007 6:05:23 PM

^that can be kinda hot, though

10/16/2007 6:05:57 PM

3 of 11... agreed

10/16/2007 6:06:29 PM

weird noses

[Edited on October 16, 2007 at 6:07 PM. Reason : asdf]

10/16/2007 6:07:02 PM

^^^ Yeah, but we are talking about for dating... Every Right wing FOX news loving broad Ive tried to date ended miserably.

(Moderate Republicans are okay though, and no super far leftists either)

Some more:
- Smoker (though thats hardly superficial)
- >1 tattoo.
- Lip/Tounge/Nose/Weird piercings.
- No Brain (must college educated, and not just for an MRS type Degree)


[Edited on October 16, 2007 at 6:10 PM. Reason : ]

10/16/2007 6:08:33 PM

no fatties

10/16/2007 6:10:47 PM

^^yes, but did they look like FOX news broads?

10/16/2007 6:16:39 PM

Quote :

"smoke factory."

REPORTER: Uh, so what do you guys produce here at the factory?
FOREMAN: Smoke.

10/16/2007 6:17:46 PM

Quote :

"what?? don't all guys have (or have access to) a grill??"

I mean a grill in your mouth

Every guy should have/have access to a grill you can cook on

10/16/2007 6:41:00 PM

lol

10/16/2007 6:42:39 PM

10/16/2007 6:45:14 PM

and friend and i were at dinner last night and were discussing how fronts are a total deal breaker

10/16/2007 7:20:27 PM

how often does that issue really come up?

10/16/2007 7:21:03 PM

umm twice? my x's best friend had them. That alone should have been a clear indicator of a problem

10/16/2007 7:30:43 PM

Quote :

"And what's wrong with being an only child? I'm curious...that's a fairly odd reason..."

I am an only child and sort of a freak
My best friend is an only child and sort of a freak

Lots of only children are freaks to greater or lesser degrees...they spend large parts of their childhood thinking, rather than interacting socially

10/16/2007 7:39:04 PM

im an only child, im pretty normal

10/16/2007 7:41:42 PM

10/16/2007 7:43:12 PM

^^
yeah, there are plenty of normal only children, I def agree that one shouldn't refuse to date 'em

but there is a higher probability of weirdness

10/16/2007 7:44:50 PM

dirty or off brand tennis shoes

10/16/2007 8:54:41 PM

Bad breath. Immediate deal killer.

10/16/2007 8:55:38 PM

she had a dick. sorry, but I just had to call that one off

10/16/2007 8:55:58 PM

If I go to stick it in her ass and it goes right in without any effort.

10/16/2007 9:31:26 PM

^haha, that's a damn lie and you know it

10/16/2007 9:31:56 PM

goddammit

10/16/2007 9:34:15 PM

When there is a hell of a lot of gum showing above the teeth.

For example, see this thread in the garage. /message_topic.aspx?topic=498217

What causes that by the way? Lack of thing-a-ma-bob behind center of upper lip?

[Edited on October 16, 2007 at 9:41 PM. Reason : more]

10/16/2007 9:39:39 PM

no clue

10/16/2007 11:07:02 PM

annoying voice

wants to be an actress

10/16/2007 11:15:54 PM

Loves country music

10/16/2007 11:19:27 PM

plays his bass ridiculously loud from some P.O.S low-rider or truck
-has subs installed in his lame ass car

*inspired by the jackasses rolling by my window

10/17/2007 12:20:11 AM

She has an ugly face

10/17/2007 12:25:48 AM

Quote :

"Hoobastank, Blink 182, Green Day, Incubus, Foo Fighters, Dave Matthews Band, Nickelback, Goo Goo Dolls, Creed, Staind, Switchfoot, Shinedown, Jay-Z, Kanye West, Matchbox 20, Pearl Jam, Eric Clapton, Goo Goo Dolls, Minus the Bear, Gym Class Heroes, MIMS, Leonard Skynard, Muse "

This is not superficial. If anyone listens to this shit and is proud enough to delineate it like this, it means that they are just plain stupid.

10/17/2007 12:27:26 AM

if shes religious

10/17/2007 1:03:36 AM

Quote :

"Jesus. I'd figure the odds of coming across more than one rape victim whilst playing the dating game would be pretty slim. Shows what I know. I must be pretty fucking naive."

yeah, i've dated one (and I think another one, can't remember) and known several more (friends' girlfriends, etc).

and i'm talking about forcible rape, not this "ohh, i was drunk and wish i hadn't done that" stuff.

and yeah, it fucks them up big time and long term in every case i've seen.

10/17/2007 1:04:54 AM

Quote :

"If I go to stick it in her ass and it goes right in without any effort."

haha, great minds think alike

10/17/2007 1:07:03 AM

it happens alot more often then you would think

[Edited on October 17, 2007 at 1:09 AM. Reason : 1 up ^^]

10/17/2007 1:08:02 AM

i refused to date a girl who had the same first name as my mom -- shit freaked me out

10/17/2007 1:27:54 AM

^^^^ I must live on the right side of town because I have never met a rape victim. Well, except that crazy lady they had come talk to our health class in middle school.

10/17/2007 1:44:37 AM

^
rape victims don't usually wear shirts saying "I Got Raped"


[Edited on October 17, 2007 at 2:45 AM. Reason : /]

10/17/2007 2:39:06 AM

No fatties
Needs a chest
Pretty much any girl that isn't my girlfriend or a hot Japanese chick.

10/17/2007 7:02:08 AM

poor grammar

10/17/2007 8:35:06 AM

i wont date girls that wear boat shoes(i'll 1 night stand 'em tho) or drink miller light.

10/17/2007 9:57:30 AM

my beer google test involves putting my hands out with my thumbs touching, and pinkies stretching outwards in opposite directions

if the rump doesn't fit inbetween my pinkies

it's a no go

10/17/2007 10:10:16 AM

^im practicing in my office.


are the thumbs extended, touching at the tips?

10/17/2007 10:11:38 AM

likes shitty movies
watches a lot of reality tv

10/17/2007 10:12:00 AM

ill try to snap a picture, hold on

[Edited on October 17, 2007 at 10:12 AM. Reason : this is going to be hard with no hands]

10/17/2007 10:12:15 AM

this test may not be valid for me, i'm a fan of a big ass.

10/17/2007 10:17:29 AM

ok so taking a picture from the phone with no hands is impossible.

so it's like this, but with the other hand doing the same thing, transposed.

press at thumbs, voila



[Edited on October 17, 2007 at 10:18 AM. Reason : smaller]

10/17/2007 10:17:57 AM

My friend was dating a girl that was really cool and smoking hot...

But her name was Edna.

10/17/2007 10:26:48 AM