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11/5/2008 10:56:02 AM

FOUR PAGES OF LONELINESS.

11/5/2008 10:59:10 AM

Quote :

"I want to get married, but I don't want to settle. I'd rather get a sperm donor and have my own kids and be single forever."

Yo, I'll donate.

11/5/2008 10:59:58 AM

so...is somebody going to give me a man for my 30th birthday?

11/5/2008 11:02:52 AM

my mans is out

11/5/2008 11:03:44 AM

I too would like a man for your 30th birthday.

^Hay mans!

11/5/2008 11:04:53 AM

WHEN ARE YOU GUYS GOING TO GIVE ME MY MAN?

11/5/2008 11:05:27 AM

^^Hymens?


It's been awhile since we've seen one of those.

11/5/2008 11:06:04 AM

I HAVEN'T EVER SEEN THAT SHIT SON.


NOW WHO IS GIVING ME A MAN FOR MY BIRTHDAY SON?

[Edited on November 5, 2008 at 11:07 AM. Reason : ]

11/5/2008 11:06:50 AM

haha....i made a thread once about getting a man for a present

it was awesome


and got purged long ago

11/5/2008 11:07:17 AM

I wish I was more manly looking

My cherubic features help me with the college and high school crowd but no so much with the older crowd

11/5/2008 11:07:35 AM

i've got a 25 year old friend who's seriously looking into booking one of those eastern block marriage cruises.

go party on a boat, pick up a ukranian to bring home.

lawl

11/5/2008 11:12:22 AM

DAMN SON, I NEED TO LOOK INTO THAT SHIT MYSELF ACTUALLY.

11/5/2008 11:13:01 AM

my biggest problem is that i'm no where near attractive enough for the kind of men that i prefer


i mean...fat, ugly dudes can get hot women but it doesn't work the other way around, even for marginal chicks

11/5/2008 11:13:35 AM

Quote :

"fat, ugly dudes can get hot women"

where's mine!

11/5/2008 11:14:04 AM

someone who doesn't speak english

the george constanza method

11/5/2008 11:14:19 AM

^^^that's my problem too

I get insulted when an ugly guy thinks I should date him


but then I realized that I'm not as cute/young as I used to be

[Edited on November 5, 2008 at 11:15 AM. Reason : slow]

11/5/2008 11:15:10 AM

Its because guys are more powerful and more funny than women

Money and Funny can make up for average looks

11/5/2008 11:15:15 AM

Quote :

"I get insulted when an ugly guy thinks I should date him"

ME TOO!

[Edited on November 5, 2008 at 11:17 AM. Reason : granted...i'm better looking now than i was when i was younger]

11/5/2008 11:16:46 AM

Quote :

"i mean...fat, ugly dudes can get hot women but it doesn't work the other way around, even for marginal chicks"

I DON'T AGREE. I'M HOT AS FUCK AND I'VE DATED BIG GIRLS WHO DIDN'T LOOK THAT GREAT SON (OTHER THAN El Borracho, WHO WAS ALWAYS HOTTER THAN I WAS).


OH AND BITCHES LIKE Y'ALL ARE WHY I CAN'T GET A DATE SON. IT'S CAUSE YOU ONLY WANT PEOPLE WHO ARE WAY OUT OF YOUR GOD DAMNED LEAGUE AND YOU OVERLOOK THE GOOD GUYS LIKE MYSELF SON.

[Edited on November 5, 2008 at 11:20 AM. Reason : ]

11/5/2008 11:19:27 AM

some just just like the pork

[Edited on November 5, 2008 at 11:20 AM. Reason : the b-man dont do thick crust *WHATTUP*]

11/5/2008 11:20:30 AM

^^haha


you would be surprised at how low my standards actually are

11/5/2008 11:21:45 AM

speaking of HIMYM

my friend thinks Lily>Robin

I tell him he's out of his fucking mind

11/5/2008 11:21:53 AM

robin>>lilly

11/5/2008 11:22:45 AM

none of the dudes on that show are attractive

11/5/2008 11:23:23 AM

this isnt about the dudes ok

11/5/2008 11:24:00 AM

I think NPH is a good looking guy

Ted is kinda average

and Marshall's kind wierd looking, tho he does have a decent sized cock from what I saw in that movie

11/5/2008 11:24:21 AM

^^ok ok


robin>lily



^i don't really consider NPH in the equation since he takes it up the ass and sucks dick

[Edited on November 5, 2008 at 11:25 AM. Reason : asdf]

11/5/2008 11:24:44 AM

yeah us guys still judge the hotness of lezbos

so you have to include gay dudes in your hotness analysis too

its only fair

11/5/2008 11:27:25 AM

alright then


i don't really think he's all that good looking....he's alright....and ted's alright


marshall is just busted

11/5/2008 11:28:40 AM

I'd bang Ted.

11/5/2008 11:30:01 AM

Also the girl that Ted was gonna marry but didn't

She was pretty, not as hot as Robin but hotter than Lily

Also, most of the chicks that Barney bangs are > than robin and lily

11/5/2008 11:31:19 AM

yeah...stella is one of those pretty chicks that is actually ugly

[Edited on November 5, 2008 at 11:32 AM. Reason : asdf]

11/5/2008 11:32:13 AM

stella thats it

I get thinking it was brenda

and nym410 has like an obsession with her but she's just average ( if not slightly below) compared to most sitcom chicks

11/5/2008 11:33:11 AM

wtf is this shit. wow i don't remember making this. still miss independent but with a great guy on my arm.

11/5/2008 11:57:50 AM

what happened to miss independent?

11/5/2008 11:58:44 AM

They made a song about her. I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T

11/5/2008 12:05:33 PM

Quote :

"you would be surprised at how low my standards actually are "

lol...If I was single this post would say "PM Sent."

11/5/2008 12:10:03 PM

PM SENT!!!

11/5/2008 12:13:31 PM

PM SENT!!!

11/5/2008 12:16:08 PM

I hooked you up LivinProof.

11/5/2008 12:21:40 PM

YOU METROS CAN BACK OFF ANYWAY SON.

THAT'S MY BITCH.

11/5/2008 12:23:24 PM

I'm an eligible bachelor. If you meet these 4 requirements please PM for more info.

1. Pay half of the bills
2. Sex at least 4 nights a week (can be averaged)
3. Doesn't smoke
4. Likes cats

11/5/2008 1:34:06 PM

everyone just hold on.

is this Stella girl you're talking about played by sarah chalke? b/c sarah chalke is a fucking 10.

11/5/2008 1:59:10 PM

Quote :

"Sex at least 4 nights a week (can be averaged)"

I'm more of a twice a day girl.

11/5/2008 9:07:39 PM