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11/13/2007 3:19:05 PM

4.02


i mean, i'd hit it.

11/13/2007 3:19:35 PM

What he said ^

11/13/2007 3:21:22 PM

hahaha



evan can be our videographer.

11/13/2007 3:22:38 PM

i do not think the age is necessarily what makes you old. I think its the stage of life that ages you more than anything else. On that note I do not look forward to having kids.

11/13/2007 4:30:41 PM

The clerk carded me for lottery tickets the other day....

I was like aww...thanks.

[Edited on November 13, 2007 at 4:40 PM. Reason : k]

11/13/2007 4:39:44 PM

I didn't even get carded at the abc store last time I went.

11/13/2007 4:41:53 PM

I'm just glad I'm not a Greg Oden-type motherfucker where I'm 18 and look like a 48 year old factory worker.

People who look much older than their real age are cool till they turn 21...then their one main advantage is gone and they just look out of place everywhere they go.

11/13/2007 4:42:08 PM

I'm older than dirt and look 23

I can deal with that

11/13/2007 4:42:29 PM

I'm 25 and this is turning into one of the best years of my life. I am worried that I'm going to get too old and not find the right person if all my friends move away. I think it boils down to how young you are at heart. The people I work with should already be considered dead.

11/13/2007 4:46:14 PM

Quote :

"Tips for hunters * Get on the fundraiser circuit Many urbancougars are actively involved in philanthropic endeavors, like trying to stamp out world hunger or raise money for the philharmonic. urbancougars feel particularly charitable at this time and are even more willing to take down prey they can convince themselves have an interest in saving the whales. * Get some culture Don't care for art? So what. Art galleries and their ilk are swarming with eager urbancougars looking for a kill. Come up behind one and say something about the Dada movement or how you really prefer de Kooning's early work. Who cares if it makes sense. She'll pretend it does and feel extra-good about ravaging you in the janitor's closet. * Join a gym urbancougars love watching young bucks pump iron while they're sweating on the treadmill. If they don't take you down in between reps, they'll be sure to at the next club social. * Frequent hotel bars You never know when a hot traveling business cougar will be looking for a little release and guilt free sex with an anonymous partner. Try to keep it upscale, though. You might get lucky at Hampton Inn, but do you really want to? * Get groceries Most prey don't go to the grocery store very often because they're lazy, sloppy and generally poor eaters, but if they're in to urbancougars, they'll have to change their ways. You really can pick up urbancougars in the produce section. Something about a young man expounding the virtues of a cucumber just gets them all hot and bothered. "

11/13/2007 4:49:53 PM

fuck urbancougers,

they expect career paths, goals, a BMW waiting outside the bar, strong emotional support, a long term relationship that will eventually turn into marriage.

This is why i have been targeting the younger ladies lately. Not much work to impress. Show them the "cool clubs". Buy a case of beer and tequila and you are money. A side benefit being less years for all that college weight to build up and a larger selection b.c not so many "locked" into serious relationships.



[Edited on November 13, 2007 at 5:05 PM. Reason : a]

11/13/2007 5:04:41 PM