CalledToArms All American 22025 Posts user info edit post |
its terribad, and not really even in a funny bad way 2/1/2008 2:14:42 PM |
DirtyMonkey All American 4269 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "to the ppl who said Battlefield Earth sucked i thought it was a good movie right up until they went through the teleporter....but yah for that much money it should have been better" |
alright, first off i know you have already said that it could have been better but for those that haven't seen it, i would like to continue pointing out why it was not good from opening credits forward.
the psyclones (aliens) only advantage over the humans is that they wear gigantic boots making them a foot taller. its more like they were smart at some point, but then sent all the dumbasses to earth to look for gold. the humans have somehow become so stupid that when they get to fort knox, they know that the "lead walls of the cave" will keep the psyclones from detecting where they are, but they call it a cave instead of a building. they (humans) find out about fort knox from a book in the library of congress, which travolta's character shows them the library. the whole point of the aliens being there was to get gold (stupid enough on its own) yet in 1000 years they have never figured out that there is a hoard of it at fort knox. i have a 5 gallon container of gasoline in my storage shed that will likely go bad before i can use it all in my tiny lawn mower. there is no way that jet fuel is going to last 1000 years, let alone the jet or the flight simulator. and if those retards can learn how to fly a fighter jet in a few days using a flight simulator, well that part just pissed me off. anyway, i feel a little better now.
the best part about battlefield earth is that you get a bunch of beer (and i mean a bunch or you will run out) and drink every time they say "leverage".
[Edited on February 1, 2008 at 4:41 PM. Reason : .]2/1/2008 4:39:57 PM |
JP All American 16807 Posts user info edit post |
Lost Souls They Deuce Bigalow: European Gigilo Final Destination 3
...just off the top of my head 2/1/2008 4:48:41 PM |
Arab13 Art Vandelay 45166 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097138/
Cyborg
one of my friends is in it... after his scenes even he turns it off...
[Edited on February 1, 2008 at 5:30 PM. Reason : s] 2/1/2008 5:30:02 PM |
daJOel All American 1582 Posts user info edit post |
JP - good call on "Lost Souls." That was fucking awful. 2/1/2008 5:45:52 PM |
simonn best gottfriend 28968 Posts user info edit post |
i don't know if it's been said, but mention has to be made of mighty ducks 3. 2/6/2008 8:02:22 PM |
d7freestyler Sup, Brahms 23935 Posts user info edit post |
and karate kid 4 2/6/2008 8:05:14 PM |
NCSUStinger Duh, Winning 62439 Posts user info edit post |
i didnt read the thread but here are mine:
Mars Attacks Serenity Scary Movie 4 Brokeback Mountain The Mist The Cave Lady in the Water Bats (first date with my current fiance) Epic Movie Blair Witch 2: Book of Shit Snakes on a Plane Donnie Darko 2/6/2008 8:14:18 PM |
tromboner950 All American 9667 Posts user info edit post |
Does not belong.2/6/2008 8:18:36 PM |
NCSUStinger Duh, Winning 62439 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "No discussion necessary, just titles" |
2/6/2008 8:20:14 PM |
ddf583 All American 2950 Posts user info edit post |
^^ yes it does, because it isn't about anything
and don't try to explain what it's about or why it's important or profound, because it's not. They had to make a website that explained their movie because it didn't make any fucking sense and was about nothing, but everyone latched on to this "Donnie Darko is such an awesome movie. Oh, you didn't understand it? How could you not get it? Let me explain it to you." bullshit and kept perpetuating the lie that the movie was good and about something interesting.
[Edited on February 6, 2008 at 8:29 PM. Reason : the movie sucks] 2/6/2008 8:25:36 PM |
wolfpack0122 All American 3129 Posts user info edit post |
What ^ said 2/6/2008 8:39:53 PM |
ben94gt All American 5084 Posts user info edit post |
A View from the top 2/7/2008 1:16:14 AM |
StillFuchsia All American 18941 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Are you going to nominate "Billy Madison" or "Happy Gilmore?" " |
If he won't, I will. I detest everything Adam Sandler has ever been in.
[Edited on February 7, 2008 at 7:31 AM. Reason : Yes, including Punch-Drunk Love.]2/7/2008 7:30:46 AM |
furikuchan All American 687 Posts user info edit post |
I'm sorry to admit that I was one of those 200 people around the nation that went to go see the Dead or Alive movie in the theaters. At least it was only in the 1.50's. EPIC FAIL. 2/7/2008 9:51:32 AM |
CalledToArms All American 22025 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "^^ yes it does, because it isn't about anything
and don't try to explain what it's about or why it's important or profound, because it's not. They had to make a website that explained their movie because it didn't make any fucking sense and was about nothing, but everyone latched on to this "Donnie Darko is such an awesome movie. Oh, you didn't understand it? How could you not get it? Let me explain it to you." bullshit and kept perpetuating the lie that the movie was good and about something interesting." |
i disagree. it was an enjoyable, good movie. not a great movie by any means, and not any that I would list as a best movie ever in any circumstance, but a good one. it has something different to it, just in the way the movie is put together, some memorable (even if somewhat shallow) characters, and i loved the music.
however it is INSANELY overrated because of the all the people that act like what you describe.
But having it as a worst movie of all time is lol.2/7/2008 10:58:23 AM |
d357r0y3r Jimmies: Unrustled 8198 Posts user info edit post |
I may have missed someone else saying it, but Little Man. Actually, probably just anything with the Wayans brothers. 2/7/2008 11:49:32 AM |
EhSteve All American 7240 Posts user info edit post |
American Beauty 2/7/2008 12:16:34 PM |
ViolentMAW All American 4127 Posts user info edit post |
you're joking right 2/7/2008 12:57:23 PM |
synchrony7 All American 4462 Posts user info edit post |
Legally Blonde.
Sure there have been worse movies.... but does your wife insist on watching them every time they are on TV (and thanks to TBS and Comedy Central, this is on about 3 or 4 times every week)?
Seriously though, someone should be castrated for Bulletproof Monk. 2/7/2008 3:15:12 PM |
Vix All American 8522 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Deuce Bigalow: European Gigilo " |
I bet that is TERRIBLE2/7/2008 5:08:04 PM |
statefan24 All American 9157 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "^^ yes it does, because it isn't about anything
and don't try to explain what it's about or why it's important or profound, because it's not. They had to make a website that explained their movie because it didn't make any fucking sense and was about nothing, but everyone latched on to this "Donnie Darko is such an awesome movie. Oh, you didn't understand it? How could you not get it? Let me explain it to you." bullshit and kept perpetuating the lie that the movie was good and about something interesting." |
I think Donnie Darko is extremely overrated and I'm not a huge fan by any means, but saying it isn't about anything is just dumb.2/7/2008 8:23:07 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
anything with steven seagal in it
[Edited on February 7, 2008 at 8:27 PM. Reason : .] 2/7/2008 8:27:04 PM |
BigMan157 no u 103354 Posts user info edit post |
pan's labyrinth 2/7/2008 9:07:47 PM |
statefan24 All American 9157 Posts user info edit post |
^lol, funny joke, tell me another. 2/7/2008 9:23:59 PM |
ssclark Black and Proud 14179 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | ""Godzilla" (1998), "Independence Day" (I went there), "The Patriot" " |
wow.2/7/2008 11:14:24 PM |
CalledToArms All American 22025 Posts user info edit post |
that movie was really good.2/7/2008 11:35:17 PM |
Ernie All American 45943 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "and don't try to explain what it's about or why it's important or profound, because it's not. They had to make a website that explained their movie because it didn't make any fucking sense and was about nothing, but everyone latched on to this "Donnie Darko is such an awesome movie. Oh, you didn't understand it? How could you not get it? Let me explain it to you." bullshit and kept perpetuating the lie that the movie was good and about something interesting." |
hell yes
i hate donnie darko2/7/2008 11:40:44 PM |
furikuchan All American 687 Posts user info edit post |
No, Pan's Labyrinth goes on the list. The "villains" felt like they were drawn in crayon and designed by a 4 year-old. There comes a point where they get too damn evil and I don't believe them any more. 2/8/2008 12:24:44 AM |
JohnnyTHM All American 18177 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "No, Pan's Labyrinth goes on the list. The "villains" felt like they were drawn in crayon and designed by a 4 year-old. There comes a point where they get too damn evil and I don't believe them any more." |
the real villain was a tyrant step father...or did you miss that part.2/8/2008 12:39:37 AM |
simonn best gottfriend 28968 Posts user info edit post |
"movies i didn't get/like" != "worst movies of all time" 2/8/2008 12:47:05 AM |
CalledToArms All American 22025 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "No, Pan's Labyrinth goes on the list. The "villains" felt like they were drawn in crayon and designed by a 4 year-old. There comes a point where they get too damn evil and I don't believe them any more.
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if you cant get past that (even tho i loved the style of the creatures), im sorry. but the acting was great, score was solid,and it was a great movie overall. some people dont understand the concept of this thread, either that or have insanely terrible tastes in movies if youre saying pan's labyrinth was one of the worst movies you ever saw.2/8/2008 7:06:46 AM |
DirtyMonkey All American 4269 Posts user info edit post |
Yeah I would have thought that by starting the thread with Battlefield Earth people wouldn't dare include decent movies in the same list.
Anyway, saw some shitty movie on late night TV this past weekend called Descent. 2/8/2008 9:46:13 AM |
EhSteve All American 7240 Posts user info edit post |
Descent was pretty terrible 2/8/2008 10:02:15 AM |
statefan24 All American 9157 Posts user info edit post |
the Descent? in the cave with the monsters?
that movie rocked.
I don't see how you can even attempt to call that even in the lower tier of horror when there are movies like Dead Silence, The Eye, and Pulse.
nevermind, i'll assume you're talking about http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/1177708-descent/
my mistake.
[Edited on February 8, 2008 at 11:23 AM. Reason : fhds]
2/8/2008 11:22:05 AM |
Wyloch All American 4244 Posts user info edit post |
Batman and Robin 2/8/2008 2:42:36 PM |
jakis Suspended 1415 Posts user info edit post |
the brothers solomon 2/8/2008 3:03:18 PM |
DirtyMonkey All American 4269 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ actually no i mean the made for tv (no wonder it sucked) Descent starring Luke Perry: http://imdb.com/title/tt0437152/ - User Rating: 3.1/10 (326 votes) 2/11/2008 5:10:56 PM |
Chop All American 6271 Posts user info edit post |
i'm sure everyone will disagree, but my vote goes to the first spiderman as the worst movie i've ever seen. its the only movie i've ever considered walking out of. i found the the plot was terrible, characters were paper thin, and the acting and dialog simply atrocious.
another just plain bad movie that hasn't been mentioned is Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. you'd think a film featuring Peter Frampton, George Burns, Billy Preston, Steve Martin, Earth, Wind & Fire, and the Bee Gees covering the album would at least be entertaining...nope, not in the least. 2/11/2008 7:22:20 PM |
Apocalypse All American 17555 Posts user info edit post |
Guys, its not even close. This flick is worth seeing just so you can claim an attempt.
2/11/2008 8:23:59 PM |
acdiaz All American 722 Posts user info edit post |
I saw Raising Arizona recently, and thought it was pretty much unfunny shite.
Manos: Hands of Fate is a great movie...if you watch the MST3000 version. 2/12/2008 10:56:37 PM |
Apocalypse All American 17555 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | " Veteran 156 Posts user info edit post
I saw Raising Arizona recently, and thought it was pretty much unfunny shite.
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Wow. Just wow. 2/13/2008 1:27:47 AM |
d7freestyler Sup, Brahms 23935 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Manos: Hands of Fate is a great movie...if you watch the MST3000 version." |
i could barely even make it through that version!2/13/2008 1:55:04 PM |
XActoMan All American 843 Posts user info edit post |
What about Jaws 4 The Revenge? 2/13/2008 2:39:42 PM |
CalledToArms All American 22025 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I saw Raising Arizona recently, and thought it was pretty much unfunny shite." |
there is a HUGE difference between someone not liking a movie and obviously terrible movies/worst movie of all time.
if you think something like raising arizona is the worst movie of all time.. then... 2/13/2008 2:46:30 PM |
Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
^^ good one
and ^ true.
and I will say fucking Transformers again, I got the damn thing in the mail from Columbia House grrr.. fucking horrible horrible stupid fucking movie 2/13/2008 3:48:56 PM |
acdiaz All American 722 Posts user info edit post |
^^You're right, it was more "failed expectations" to me than horrible. Whatever.
Truce?
[Edited on February 14, 2008 at 12:20 AM. Reason : ] 2/14/2008 12:11:14 AM |
carzak All American 1657 Posts user info edit post |
Enemy Mine.
One of the most absurd and poorly executed movies I've ever seen. 2/14/2008 2:29:25 AM |
jwdeesnuts All American 1684 Posts user info edit post |
speaking of
what about
2/14/2008 3:07:18 AM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
i'll kind of vote for transformers
more like i knew it'd be bad
and then all my friends were like omg its so great
and then i saw it and was like thats horrible 2/14/2008 3:32:07 AM |