Quote :

"There should be a dating service for women with bad vages. Mine's total trash. I abstained for two years and did all these exercises. It's in peak condition. But it still turns into a sloppy, wet mess. And I can't stop it. It's like having a small penis. "

you need to try this:

3/28/2008 3:50:58 PM

^^^AHA, WTF?

^I've thought about it. But I thought that was for women who had had a few dozen kids.

(I mean, I'm perfectly fine/normal until I get down to it and then it falls apart.)

[Edited on March 28, 2008 at 3:55 PM. Reason : sss]

3/28/2008 3:51:17 PM

yes actually, I'm a virgin, I got it from the STD fairy

3/28/2008 3:51:22 PM

It's bad if you care about your partner wincing in pain.

And then having bad sex for the next month and a half.

It gets better quick though.

3/28/2008 3:53:29 PM

So....is tight not good, or what?

I am quite confused...

3/28/2008 3:54:19 PM

3/28/2008 3:54:52 PM

Virgins are worse because of the psychological baggage, thats what makes it unbearable

3/28/2008 3:55:02 PM

tight is great, wet is great

3/28/2008 3:55:19 PM

^^which is why the cream is great - all the feel of a virgin with no emotional baggage

3/28/2008 3:56:07 PM

most pussy stays tight. only the really ragged out garbage is notably different.

3/28/2008 3:56:41 PM

I can't wear condoms

I'm catholic

3/28/2008 3:56:49 PM

The baggage is theirs, not mine, so i don't really care that much anymore

after 18 you're old enough to know what you're getting yourself into

3/28/2008 3:57:23 PM

Quote :

"Mine's total trash. I abstained for two years and did all these exercises. It's in peak condition. But it still turns into a sloppy, wet mess. And I can't stop it."

what the shit

I love sloppy loose vagina
that's the best kind

3/28/2008 3:58:08 PM

Alright, well I think this thread has run it's course...

3/28/2008 3:58:37 PM

Yeah...

Every time I think about trying to do it, I just can't let go and be in the moment.

Fucking Southern Baptist upbringing...

3/28/2008 3:59:06 PM

^^^^^^That's what I'm saying. I was born with really ragged out garbage. Like the vag of a hooker--without getting to have all the hooker sex.

I've never had a significant other so I've had a lot less sex than most people, too.

^^^I know some people prefer it. But I hate it.

[Edited on March 28, 2008 at 4:01 PM. Reason : sss]

3/28/2008 3:59:23 PM

Quote :

"I can't wear condoms I'm catholic"

so sex without, like most catholics then?

3/28/2008 3:59:32 PM

each vagina is unique and has its own nuances but I dont know all this talk about someone's vagina being way loose.

i've gotten it on with women who have had kids and their VAG didn't feel like that much of an outlier comparatively

besides, if it can keep a tiny little tampon up there, it can grip your cock in a nice headlock

3/28/2008 3:59:56 PM

tight is good

but there's a point where it's so goddamned tight that you can't fit in there.
or if you do fit in there, it hurts the girl so bad that you feel like you're raping her

3/28/2008 4:00:00 PM

^^^ yeah I don't even believe in god - or condoms

the pill is great

3/28/2008 4:00:49 PM

hahah, as long as you don't make it some psycho emo crazy female shit it'll be ok

thats what I dealt with when I was with a virgin

I'm not gonna name any names, but there was a chick that was so tight she pulled the rubber off me

I was like, wtf just happened, and why am I wearing a rubber anyway

[Edited on March 28, 2008 at 4:02 PM. Reason : !]

3/28/2008 4:00:51 PM

sex should be about building trust

if you each trust that the other is monogamous and free of disease then sex without a condom might be possible

unplanned pregnancy must be considered

you should have learned this in highschool through trial and error

3/28/2008 4:02:53 PM

Haha... that's all well and good but at college age most sex is about getting off and not much else...

3/28/2008 4:03:37 PM

condoms ftl

3/28/2008 4:04:10 PM

^

to answer the original question

If you never put the condom on, you never have to take it off, condoms are for sailors (except for chemb b who would never need one)

3/28/2008 4:04:56 PM

I think all girls have pulled a rubber off.

I mean, even I've done that.

3/28/2008 4:06:55 PM

only the special ones can put a rubber on

with their anus

3/28/2008 4:07:55 PM

3/28/2008 4:08:16 PM

oh, ok

maybe not so strange then



no wait, I'VE GOT A HUUUGE DONG

or something

3/28/2008 4:08:27 PM

AHAHA

3/28/2008 4:08:56 PM

snug fit condoms are for people with little wangs

3/28/2008 4:08:59 PM

I just saran wrap and a rubber band

3/28/2008 4:09:47 PM

put some rubber cement over your wang slit

that's how the ballas ball

3/28/2008 4:10:43 PM

I'm bugging out about Bridge with the loose vag.

I've never had a loose vag, but I have seen some that weren't pretty and that's a turn off.

If the vag isn't pretty enough for me to snack on I'm not wifing it.

3/28/2008 5:06:22 PM

Quote :

"she would go sit on the toilet to let it leak out."

lol

3/28/2008 5:28:27 PM

haha, yea, i dont think that's really a good plan

3/28/2008 5:28:56 PM

If she uses her fingers to get it all out she can't get pregnant

3/28/2008 5:34:30 PM

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"(I mean, I'm perfectly fine/normal until I get down to it and then it falls apart.)"

what? i've never heard a girl say anything like this, ever.

i saw on a talk show once that there's some kind of vaginal tightening thing you can have done--seriously. some women get it done after having kids. they have a woman and her husband on the talk show and he was like OMG THAT SHIT WAS SOO TIGHT YO!!1!

3/28/2008 5:39:01 PM

Quote :

"She's on birth control and we have discussed a course of action as to what would happen should it fail. Fortunately, she's in the same part of her life as I am with mine where we don't want a kid yet."

girls are crazy. doesn't matter what you've talked about or planned. it'll all go to hell in a handbasket, once she finds out that she is pregnant.

Quote :

"i mean clearly not, that explains how hpv is so prevalent."

yes, yes it does. people are crazy not to wrap that shit up.

Quote :

"I always thought everyone had HPV."

most do, but not all. though i do wish there were a test for it (for men).

3/28/2008 6:34:43 PM

lol, begonias using tightening cream


I dunno whether it's a turn on or turn off

but right now I'm kinda wanting to hit it!

3/28/2008 6:36:33 PM

hey begonias,

are you having another party anytime soon?


I had to go home for the last one and I want to attend... ; )

3/28/2008 6:47:37 PM

I TOO HAVE HAD SEX!

3/28/2008 7:05:29 PM

Look there are few things funnier in life than the creampie pussy trot to the br

3/28/2008 7:16:15 PM

lol. reminds me of those creampie surprise videos.

3/28/2008 7:17:12 PM

I use a reusable condom for financial reasons.

3/28/2008 7:38:25 PM

I never said I used it... I've just gone to those parties

my friend Erin does parties. I'm sure you could book one if you wanted.

3/28/2008 7:59:44 PM

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"what? i've never heard a girl say anything like this, ever."

Okay, I'm coming with the sex ed.

When a woman gets aroused, her vagina gets wet and expands as if to say, "Hello there, big boy. You're welcome to come inside."

And I'm saying that when I get excited, my vag, which is totally normal otherwise, gets extremely wet and expands a lot as if to say, "Hello there, big boy. Why don't you call a couple friends?"

3/28/2008 8:46:00 PM

3/28/2008 8:47:29 PM

Quote :

""Hello there, big boy. Why don't you call a couple friends?""

3/28/2008 8:58:19 PM

Set em up...

(for 5 Pages of STDs)

3/28/2008 9:00:38 PM