chembob Yankee Cowboy 27011 Posts user info edit post |
4 3/31/2008 11:51:23 PM |
The Judge Suspended 3405 Posts user info edit post |
#) Spontaneous will totally get laid by being nice to her 3/31/2008 11:51:57 PM |
ShawnaC123 2019 Egg Champ 46681 Posts user info edit post |
haha number 40
now I gotta go back and see what bitter old hag made that one 3/31/2008 11:55:27 PM |
DiamondAce Suspended 12937 Posts user info edit post |
Fuck that law.
hamirite?
PS Hay!] 3/31/2008 11:56:17 PM |
jackleg All American 170957 Posts user info edit post |
#) the purpose of posting on tww is to get threads with multiple pages. this is the true measure of your success and popularity. if it's not at least 10 pages, then it's nothing to be proud of. #) one of the sickest burns ever -- when someone posts a thread, reply and say "EPIC FAIL" -- you fucking told them what the deal is! #) it is totally clever to go into the "What are you thinking right now" thread and post specific thoughts with the intention of a specific person (like a girlfriend or friend) to see them. subtle and effective! 3/31/2008 11:57:29 PM |
ShawnaC123 2019 Egg Champ 46681 Posts user info edit post |
You guys are all totally criminals.
But with a girl this hot, how can you resist?
AMIRITE 3/31/2008 11:57:45 PM |
jtmartin All American 4116 Posts user info edit post |
Amend:
91. ******OFFICIAL - sports talk only has 6 threads, one for each sport. if you want to talk about something, post it in one of the original 100 page threads about each sport or you will get laughed at. this is not what you want to happen on tww - THREAD******
oh and #) Raleigh pwnt. Stay home.
and something related to the mustache cam eback together thread
and about the alcohol cabnit
[Edited on April 1, 2008 at 12:00 AM. Reason : .] 3/31/2008 11:59:27 PM |
colter All American 8022 Posts user info edit post |
dammit jackleg's on a fucking roll
like butter 3/31/2008 11:59:30 PM |
DiamondAce Suspended 12937 Posts user info edit post |
#)DiamondAce does not acknowledge the existence of rule #40. 4/1/2008 12:00:13 AM |
jackleg All American 170957 Posts user info edit post |
#) tupac cares, if don't nobody else care 4/1/2008 12:00:26 AM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
#) APRIL FOOLS! 4/1/2008 6:11:27 AM |
Str8BacardiL ************ 41754 Posts user info edit post |
bttt 4/12/2008 12:56:56 PM |
colter All American 8022 Posts user info edit post |
if vinylbandit is there, it's got to be scene 4/12/2008 1:02:32 PM |
The Judge Suspended 3405 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "#) it is totally clever to go into the "What are you thinking right now" thread and post specific thoughts with the intention of a specific person (like a girlfriend or friend) to see them. subtle and effective!" |
Attention zortage and ambrosia4/12/2008 1:03:15 PM |
vinylbandit All American 48079 Posts user info edit post |
i went to the mecca for lunch
scene as fuck ] 4/12/2008 1:03:42 PM |
benz240 All American 4476 Posts user info edit post |
#) Sperm count = 1/(Post count) 4/12/2008 1:17:36 PM |
chembob Yankee Cowboy 27011 Posts user info edit post |
Corpus Juris Textus Luporum
1. If it's a new user, it's an alias. 2. Chit Chat is survival of the fucking fittest 3. Even [new] things are [old], so just dont post it. 4. Don't argue with jackleg. It's not worth it. 5. simonn has run out of new things to post. 6. DiamondAce post stalks simonn. 7. ghost edits win. 8. Until you reach 1000 posts, everyone hates you. So hold on to your meaningful posts until the 1k mark. 8b. unless you're a gurl 9. You cannot create new memes, until you say something stupid, which you will. 10. Jaybee1200 is the sole voice of objectivity in sports talk. 11. Ignore ReceiveDeath. 12. Y44. Joe#'s is missing an armou are guaranteed to laugh yourself to tears at something really dumb. 13. Let's do lunch, k? 14. Flood control has been activated. 15. There is a strong correlation between post count and your cumulative fap count. 16. CrazyJ nael runs this shit. 17. You do NOT talk about Rule 17. 18. Your e-penis is huge. 19. The Wolfweb is a blog 20. What happens on Kaplan stays on Kaplan, but can be discussed on The Wolfweb. 21. If you haven't hung out with Jaybee1200 you are probably a dork. If you have once, and never been asked back, you definitely are one. 22. If you don't get it, chances are it happened at site 2 23. Ignore 8b, all girls are aliases. 24. If you're the first to notice a new user is a woman, then you must immediately make a thread devoted to her. 25. Don't feed the trolls. 26. You will be condemned to hell for not using tinyurl.com 27. Threads with familiar (or esoteric) lyrics in the title and first post are neither funny nor original anymore. 28. Buy an ad. 29. PHI340 threads are mandatory every semester. 30. CH201 w/Warren threads are mandatory every semester. 31. jackleg is not a felon 32.Amsterdam718 is the mother of all aliases and everything he posts should be taken w/ a grain of salt. The same goes for drunknloaded except he is a real person. 33. You can never have too many threads devoted to boobs. 34. Rule 34 shall be enforced with an Iron FistTM 35. Papsmear's titty thread shall remain continuous. 36. Within every nerd chick, lies a sex goddess. 37. RIP all dead wolfwebbers 38. Don't be KG. (message_topic.aspx?topic=38286) 39. Don't be Earl 40. dont try to mack on ShawnaC123. period. 41. It is always acceptable to make a thread devoted to LivinProof78...and it will probably be the most successful thread you'll ever make simply because of her big boobs padding abilities. 42.colter will inevitably get drunk and harass tww losers between the hours of 2am and 6am 43. EMCE is black 44. Str8BacardiL will post about Ruckus, or about something that is off Kaplan 45. You cannot have enough threads about the quality of cookout. 46. terpball lives in DC 47. JoeSchmoe lives in seattle 48. Noen will try and mack on you (if you're a girl) 49. Set 'Em Up 50. 2 51. Joe#'s is missing an arm 52. Somebody will make 2 if not 3 parody threads of yours, and convolute chit chat and annoy the shit out of you. 53. Linda is a cocktease. 54. There are nude pics of female TWWers (but only the hot ones) in Premium Palace. 55. When you're , Spontaneous will make you 56. Pop culture references must be cited, C++ style. 57. Shaving pubic hair does not rid you of crab infestation. /Scary Movie 58. Remember that ambrosia1231's links/images may be awe-inspiring porn or horrifying mutilated genitals 60. zorthage and hambrosia broke up, but they will always post about each other, and should probably get back together because no one else will ever date either one again 61. It's ok to rape someone as long as you're hot as fuck 62. mytwocents actually has a blurred face. 63. Talking about facebook, myspace is not illegal here, yet. 64. Calling "Words"/tl;dr is the only acceptable reply to a 3+ sentence post. 65. XSMP will always make a thread whining about people here. 66. If you sleep with a girl from tww, then you are vicariously having sex with about 25% of the wolf web. 67. No matter how nice/smart/helpful/awesome you are people still hate you and are better than you on tww. 68. If you have to use more than 3 ^'s, then quote that shit 69. If you try hard enough, you can get laid through TWW. 70. A typo is a crime against humanity. 71. LOLcats are an integral part of TWW. 72. If it's about EMS, chances are that fucker evan wrote it. 73. There is no Dr. TWW, only a bunch of idiots who think they know what they're talking about. 74. Do not make textbook or ticket threads in classifieds unless you want to get pwned by synapse. 75. At TWW cookout meetings, simonn will say he's going to come but will never actually show up. 76. Make fun of evan and the radio dies again. 77. if Joie made the thread. it is attention whoring. 78. Green Monster will go get them 79. StillFuchsia is the local femi-nazi, if you make any post that could be remotely construed as sexist she will read you the riot act about it 80. IRL, do not leave drunknloaded alone with your computer for more than 20 seconds. 81. Do not post in the "post your favorite picture from the gallery above" thread if you have less then a half dozen images. 82. it is generally considered cool to call DNL "retarded" 83. it's also cool to hate esgargs. 84. it is totally rad to pick on cddweller for dating an old man. 85. if you want total respect, you should call iphotou a "creepy old man". 86. if anyone picks on one of your TWW friends, you should immediately verbally assault them 86. you should never PM a girl, because she might be an alias. and if she posts your PM, then you will lose all your TWW cool points. cause it's gay to like girls. 87. CONSIDER YOURSELF OFFICIALLY CALLED OUT YOU FAGGOT 88. anything you can do to get TWW on the local news will earn you noteriety. 89. law of conservation of tww users - users cannot be created or destroyed, but can be changed. 90. always call new people an alias, because then if they turn out to be, you can cite the thread. that will get you ultimate TWWspect 91. sports talk only has 6 threads, one for each sport. if you want to talk about something, post it in one of the original 100 page threads about each sport or you will get laughed at. this is not what you want to happen on tww 92. Ghosts are in your wolfweb 93. posting something old is probably the worst thing you can do, everyone will hate you. 94. if someone says [old] when you post something, the acceptable response is, "I HAVE A LIFE, I DON'T LIVE ON TWW LIKE YOU" - total reversal sick burn 95. Whenever jessiejepp makes a thread you should reminder not to steal. 96. the purpose of posting on tww is to get threads with multiple pages. this is the true measure of your success and popularity. if it's not at least 10 pages, then it's nothing to be proud of. 97. one of the sickest burns ever -- when someone posts a thread, reply and say "EPIC FAIL" -- you fucking told them what the deal is! 98. it is totally clever to go into the "What are you thinking right now" thread and post specific thoughts with the intention of a specific person (like a girlfriend or friend) to see them. subtle and effective! 99. Raleigh pwnt. Stay home. 100. tupac cares, if don't nobody else care] 4/12/2008 1:27:01 PM |
NC86 All American 9134 Posts user info edit post |
101. No Fatties, that means you Still Furshia
[Edited on April 12, 2008 at 1:40 PM. Reason : x] 4/12/2008 1:38:42 PM |
vinylbandit All American 48079 Posts user info edit post |
102. joe#s is also missing an eye (link to blogs about his girlfriend being weird about it in an oddly hot way) 4/12/2008 1:42:05 PM |
benz240 All American 4476 Posts user info edit post |
103. TWW Action News has the fastest response time of any local or national news media outlet
104. I'm not black if that's what you're referring to
105. if you are requesting illegal product keys in Tech Talk, saying that you have a match tonite will not get you help any faster
106. editing your post = INSTAFAIL
[Edited on April 12, 2008 at 1:48 PM. Reason : ] 4/12/2008 1:44:21 PM |
umbrellaman All American 10892 Posts user info edit post |
34) If it can be found on t-dub, ReceiveDeath will post hentai of it. 4/12/2008 1:53:23 PM |