^^^^and i heart you too boo

oh and...

Saturday night...

dinner and a cash bar...


I wasn't going to take a date but I figure...what the hell....I might....if you're worth the $25 for me to spend on you...





this is to make up for my lack of obnoxious attention whoring today....












^that was the "hey pilgrimshoes...i'm in the dressing room trying on clothes...should i buy this dress" picture


i like the dress..i'm posting it on every page


[Edited on April 15, 2008 at 10:30 PM. Reason : i had no intention of getting this to 4 pages]

4/15/2008 10:29:29 PM

haha I bet you paid $20 or so for that shit


lol, my shampoo, conditioner, and body wash don't cost $10

4/15/2008 10:30:30 PM

i paid $20 for that dress

4/15/2008 10:30:50 PM

na, its not that bad, $18.99 or something like that... lasts about 4 months


$1 lower than expected haha


^^ body wash?!?!! I am proud of you!

[Edited on April 15, 2008 at 10:32 PM. Reason : d]

4/15/2008 10:31:15 PM

dude, almost 20 for that?

lol



yeah body wash... I like to smell good, but I damn sure don't care about my hair, I've had one haircut in a year

4/15/2008 10:33:42 PM

for 4 months? thats not bad...that $5 a month for fabulous hair... I have to compensate for being chubby with good hair

4/15/2008 10:34:41 PM

OK DAMNIT...

we aren't talking about land anymore...
we aren't talking about sweaters anymore...
we aren't talking about hair product anymore...

all we're talking about from now on is me...this function...that dress...and a date!

4/15/2008 10:35:15 PM

im sorry

but bedhead is straight walmart.

4/15/2008 10:35:21 PM

haha, but then it makes you of questionable sexuality


you need to exude sexuality, like chaz michael michael

^ I don't bedhead it, I wear a hat

I also do activities that would eliminate any "treatment" in my hair instantly

[Edited on April 15, 2008 at 10:36 PM. Reason : @]

4/15/2008 10:35:37 PM

hahaha I love how gayness had taken over this thread hahah

no date for you land owning slut!

^ no worry about that

^^ everything is walmart now, actually, I dont think they have it there...and thats my everyday stick, I got another one for weekends and party liquor nights



[Edited on April 15, 2008 at 10:38 PM. Reason : d]

4/15/2008 10:35:47 PM

don't be gay thread...don't be gay

4/15/2008 10:36:16 PM

that was def a nice dress.........showed the boobage very nicely

4/15/2008 10:37:48 PM

so jaybee and pilgrimshoes walk into a bar




yeah



















































































a gay bar

4/15/2008 10:38:11 PM

^^THANK GOD!!!

FINALLY A MAN IN MY THREAD!



[Edited on April 15, 2008 at 10:39 PM. Reason : the last half of it anyway]

4/15/2008 10:38:32 PM

it's kinda funny though

she didnt post the one picture she sent me with the most boobage

I WONDER WHY

4/15/2008 10:39:40 PM

hahahaha

"thats a fabulous dress!"

4/15/2008 10:39:49 PM

hahaha...cause you could see my face!

4/15/2008 10:40:08 PM

why do you keep sending the gay guy boobie pics

4/15/2008 10:41:03 PM

How did I become a contestant? I just wandered into the thread. If I'm anywhere Saturday night it'll be Shakori Hills.

4/15/2008 10:41:27 PM

^^because i know he's not going to try to touch them if he ever sees them in real life

[Edited on April 15, 2008 at 10:42 PM. Reason : ^hey..you're the one that said "wasn't i supposed to go to this"...i didn't remember]

4/15/2008 10:41:51 PM

yeah I might be there

depends


haha oh wtf, as often as I see you

[Edited on April 15, 2008 at 10:43 PM. Reason : !]

4/15/2008 10:41:59 PM

^^ I was thinking about the cattlemans thing that was supposed to be on the REK / DBT weekend that actually wasn't on the REK / DBT weekend.


I've had my fill of 78Proof for a while.

4/15/2008 10:43:59 PM

ah...ok

4/15/2008 10:44:42 PM

that is a sweet dress

I wish I could wear heels that high

4/15/2008 10:45:28 PM

thanks...

those are short for me....those are only about 3"...most of my heels are 4"


why can't you wear them?

4/15/2008 10:46:24 PM

not that I don't love you in that creepy, platonic, future love-less contract marriage sort of way that we've got going on.



oh, and here is the official theme song of this thread:

4/15/2008 10:46:27 PM

well of course

4/15/2008 10:47:55 PM

Quote :

"why can't you wear them?"

my feets are messed up

I was born dat way

[Edited on April 15, 2008 at 10:49 PM. Reason : .]

4/15/2008 10:49:11 PM

^^^hahahah...


^that's sad

4/15/2008 10:50:10 PM

heels are hot

4/15/2008 10:53:54 PM

durr

4/15/2008 10:54:23 PM

gotta get this back up here...

just because

4/15/2008 11:11:01 PM

4/15/2008 11:37:18 PM

man...i was about to say...

haha

4/15/2008 11:41:57 PM

4/15/2008 11:43:15 PM

4/15/2008 11:43:53 PM

do u think i'd see anyone from my classes there?

4/15/2008 11:48:18 PM

what's your major?

4/15/2008 11:49:22 PM

bttt

4/17/2008 11:48:18 AM

4/17/2008 11:50:46 AM

i can't see shit

4/17/2008 11:52:45 AM

Quote :

"SHOWED BOOBAGE NICELY"

4/17/2008 11:52:53 AM

that's really the only reason i made this thread...

i don't want a date...

but i wanted another reason to show my boobies

4/17/2008 11:54:03 AM

good news everyone, today just so happens to be national show your boobies day.

4/17/2008 11:56:20 AM

the chosen feller will be a lucky man

4/17/2008 11:56:46 AM

not really....

i'm all talk

4/17/2008 11:59:13 AM

in what way (i didn't read the whole thread)...in that you're not really going to select a lucky tdubber?

4/17/2008 12:00:07 PM

well durrr....

of course i'm not going to take a tdubber

4/17/2008 12:00:42 PM

I just reposted in on craigslist for you with ur cell # and work e-mail.

Was it sposta be under "totally platonic" or "w4m"???

4/17/2008 12:02:31 PM

casual encounters thanks

4/17/2008 12:03:02 PM