dang

5/2/2008 3:44:34 AM

DAMMIT AGAIN

5/2/2008 3:44:42 AM

i was first fuckers

5/2/2008 3:44:53 AM

3 correct answers in one second

5/2/2008 3:45:04 AM

i want my point damnit

5/2/2008 3:45:32 AM

and mytwocents enters the game!

wawebste - 4
lmnop - 1
simonn - 1
chembob - 3
jtmartin - 6
Walter - 3
swoakley - 1
ThePeter - 1
wolfpackgrrr - 1
mytwocents - 1

When asked how old she was, Suzie replied, "In 2 years I will be twice as old as I was 5 years ago."
How old is she?

5/2/2008 3:46:21 AM

10

5/2/2008 3:46:34 AM

8

5/2/2008 3:47:07 AM

12

5/2/2008 3:47:10 AM

12

5/2/2008 3:47:14 AM

I hate ones with numbers

5/2/2008 3:47:26 AM

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5/2/2008 3:47:34 AM

6

5/2/2008 3:47:57 AM

man, i should get a point with m2c, it was the same second

5/2/2008 3:48:02 AM

nevermind

im still going with 8

[Edited on May 2, 2008 at 3:49 AM. Reason : .]

5/2/2008 3:48:15 AM

8

5/2/2008 3:48:17 AM

no way Bob....teh server time says it was mine

5/2/2008 3:48:38 AM

well i got this one

5/2/2008 3:49:04 AM

jtmartin stayin strong with 7

wawebste - 4
lmnop - 1
simonn - 1
chembob - 3
jtmartin - 7
Walter - 3
swoakley - 1
ThePeter - 1
wolfpackgrrr - 1
mytwocents - 1

I am the shortest complete sentence in the English language. What am I?

5/2/2008 3:49:19 AM

ah, fuck 3am math

5/2/2008 3:49:26 AM

guess I'm not getting a split point, I mean I was a whole 4 seconds behind.

5/2/2008 3:49:42 AM

O!

5/2/2008 3:49:44 AM

I am

5/2/2008 3:49:46 AM

Hi!

5/2/2008 3:49:46 AM

I am

flood control cock blocked

5/2/2008 3:49:47 AM

I am.

5/2/2008 3:49:47 AM

No

5/2/2008 3:49:57 AM

I AM

5/2/2008 3:50:00 AM

"Flood control cock blocked"

I am.
also, I do.

5/2/2008 3:50:44 AM

Quote :

"mytwocents spinning gunzz 17242 Posts user info edit post telephone 5/2/2008 3:44:20 AM chembob IDRINKYOURMILKSHAKE 20475 Posts user info edit post telephone 5/2/2008 3:44:20 AM"

same second dammit

5/2/2008 3:51:14 AM

Go!

5/2/2008 3:51:37 AM

what about commands like "Go" or "Stop"

are those complete sentences?

5/2/2008 3:51:48 AM

jtmartin with 8. come on now!

wawebste - 4
lmnop - 1
simonn - 1
chembob - 3
jtmartin - 8
Walter - 3
swoakley - 1
ThePeter - 1
wolfpackgrrr - 1
mytwocents - 1

What has roots that nobody sees, and is taller than trees. Up, up it goes, and yet it never grows. What is it?

5/2/2008 3:51:51 AM

listen Bob.....clearly my response was entered into the database first...if we could see miliseconds then you would see this sir

5/2/2008 3:52:11 AM

Mountain

5/2/2008 3:52:34 AM

moutain

5/2/2008 3:52:35 AM

Moutain

5/2/2008 3:52:45 AM

mountains grow with tectonic plates!

5/2/2008 3:52:56 AM

EVOLUTION.

lol, how is "I am," correct and "Hello," isn't?

5/2/2008 3:52:58 AM

But mountains do "grow."

5/2/2008 3:53:09 AM

my penis

5/2/2008 3:53:34 AM

CORRECTION

Go is a complete sentence when used as a command.

look it up. i got that point

plus, Go is the fewest letters of commands like Stop or Leave

[Edited on May 2, 2008 at 3:54 AM. Reason : .]

5/2/2008 3:53:41 AM

"O!" is a complete sentence as well. It's an exclamation

5/2/2008 3:54:11 AM

^^Agreed

[Edited on May 2, 2008 at 3:54 AM. Reason : .]

5/2/2008 3:54:25 AM

Except it's spelled "oh"

5/2/2008 3:54:29 AM

ThePeter got it.

wawebste - 4
lmnop - 1
simonn - 1
chembob - 3
jtmartin - 8
Walter - 3
swoakley - 1
ThePeter - 2
wolfpackgrrr - 1
mytwocents - 1

I have four wings, but cannot fly, I never laugh and never cry; On the same spot I'm always found, toiling away with little sound. What am I?

5/2/2008 3:54:37 AM

A mansion

or a museum

or maybe the White House. How many wings does it have?

[Edited on May 2, 2008 at 3:55 AM. Reason : .]

5/2/2008 3:55:01 AM

windmill

[Edited on May 2, 2008 at 3:55 AM. Reason : and i answered in the same second as m2c, i'm owed a point goddammit.]

5/2/2008 3:55:19 AM

broken down 4 wing plane

5/2/2008 3:55:22 AM

an extra-strength maxipad

5/2/2008 3:55:35 AM