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"i <3 funny girls....tell me another one "

um... i'm not sure i can do that without some sort of provocation.

5/21/2008 10:23:15 AM

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"i don't think there's a single guy on this whole board who wouldn't pay to see these three girls go at it"

evan



[Edited on May 21, 2008 at 10:26 AM. Reason : message_topic.aspx?topic=527012]

5/21/2008 10:26:12 AM

^ oh, good point...i never actually saw that thread, just noticed all the evan gay jokes

okay, fine, let me rephrase: i don't think there's a single straight guy on this whole board who wouldn't pay to see these three girls go at it

5/21/2008 10:32:30 AM

i mean, how much $ we talking here? there's an awful lot of porn on the internet for free.

[Edited on May 21, 2008 at 10:34 AM. Reason : and are we talking webcam or front row?]

5/21/2008 10:33:50 AM

well, true...but these are REAL girls...they POST on this site! they live around here!

oh, front row...no touching, though...they'd have to have bouncers and such

[Edited on May 21, 2008 at 10:35 AM. Reason : i'll volunteer ]

5/21/2008 10:35:06 AM

Quote :

"um... i'm not sure i can do that without some sort of provocation. "

i wish that said procreation

how much "hello kitty" paraphernalia do you own?

5/21/2008 10:40:31 AM

i'm in for say... $Georgia

5/21/2008 10:42:31 AM

is Vix on house arrest? whats that around her arm

5/21/2008 10:44:45 AM

I would pay to not see this abomination.

5/21/2008 10:45:27 AM

but you're so brooding and cool, its understandable

5/21/2008 10:46:41 AM

^^^ Nice sweater puppy

5/21/2008 10:49:30 AM

i think pretty much any guy would pay to see three girls he knew but was not necessarily closely associated with go at it. its the realism factor of it.

In that spirit can we please start a pool and see how much could actually be raised. only write what you would actually contribute, otherwise the pool will get skewed quickly.

Seeing as how i'm incredibly into that type of thing i'd drop 50.00

5/21/2008 10:50:29 AM

i think i've seen sexier pictures of all three

5/21/2008 10:50:38 AM

i've definitely seen sexier of dezi and metricula, but never of vix.

please to post, if exist, kkthnks

5/21/2008 10:51:45 AM

5/21/2008 10:54:47 AM

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"chembob, you give yourself too much credit to think you are always on my mind or something"

no, i don't, i was just gonna see if you took the bait

thanks for playing.

5/21/2008 11:23:00 AM

Quote :

"please to post, if exist, kkthnks"

5/21/2008 11:31:11 AM

Name: Dylan
Age: Dylan
Job: Spitting Hot Fire

Describe what makes you a good candidate: I spit hot fire.

Is it reasonable to assume that you will say "thank you" when I do something nice for you? Dylan

Are you consistently a douchebag, or only sometimes? Dylan

How big is your penis? Dylan

Do you have an "Asian thing"? ie, you've always wanted to date, or only date Asian girls? Dylan

Are you easily offended? Dylan

Would you make me pay for YOUR dinner, and then break up with me? Dylan

5/21/2008 11:33:25 AM

5/21/2008 11:33:29 AM

Quote :

"i wish that said procreation how much "hello kitty" paraphernalia do you own? "

ha ha ha procreation... that would be a negative.

hmm... herro kitty? i have a stamp and a tshirt and some coloring book pages. she's not my favorite sanrio character. i'm always confused about how she can say herro to her friends when she doesn't have a mouth.

5/21/2008 12:03:37 PM

i'm digging her glasses

5/21/2008 12:05:22 PM

she'd look much better with some fake boobs and a spray-on tan.


But then again, that's true for just about every girl.

5/21/2008 12:06:33 PM

i'm sorry, but nothing about "fake" or "spray-on" screams hot to me

5/21/2008 12:10:42 PM

aww, so i need to bring back the boobs and wash off the tan? crap.

5/21/2008 12:59:27 PM

im feelin dezidelight even though ive never really seen her post

5/21/2008 1:13:18 PM

just scrub REALLY hard and maybe you can go white

gunzz: jealous much?

5/21/2008 1:15:53 PM

Quote :

"is Vix on house arrest? whats that around her arm"

It's an arm brace...I have tendonitis in that arm

5/21/2008 1:36:45 PM

Name: Metricula
Age: 22
Job: Student, barista, dildo peddler

Describe what makes you a good candidate: I know how to please a woman.

Is it reasonable to assume that you will say "thank you" when I do something nice for you? If by "thank you" you mean "perform oral sex on you," then yes.

Are you consistently a douchebag, or only sometimes? I prefer to think of myself as a well-rounded person.

How big is your penis? I have dozens of styles and functions for all of your needs.

Do you have an "Asian thing"? ie, you've always wanted to date, or only date Asian girls? Koreans can turn into giant robots.

Are you easily offended? Negative!

Would you make me pay for YOUR dinner, and then break up with me? Nope! I'm not a scummy dickweasel.

5/21/2008 1:42:01 PM

dildo peddler hahahaha! i heart u metricula

(ps george is fat...he has to go on a diet)

5/21/2008 1:44:11 PM

Aw, when did George get fat?

5/21/2008 1:44:54 PM

passion parties meeting/showcase in raleigh today!!1
so I hear

5/21/2008 1:45:57 PM

5/21/2008 1:46:41 PM

There's a thing tonight in Durham, but I can't make it.

5/21/2008 1:47:10 PM

that must have been what it was

5/21/2008 1:47:40 PM

george gained like 2.5 pounds in two weeks somehow, i think hes been lazy lately maybe he needs new toys

5/21/2008 1:56:49 PM

Quote :

"I thought it was your house he banged the asian in."

that time only lasted like 30 seconds cause there were too many people around etc

[Edited on May 21, 2008 at 1:59 PM. Reason : .]

5/21/2008 1:59:23 PM

Uh oh. I think Metricula wins...

Quote :

"How big is your penis? I have dozens of styles and functions for all of your needs. "

5/21/2008 2:03:51 PM

haha my answer was like "are you looking for a fuckbuddy or like a bf/gf relationship"

5/21/2008 2:05:20 PM

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"Uh oh. I think Metricula wins... "

Nah, I win cause I have more posts than she does

5/21/2008 2:05:29 PM

I approve of this message.

5/21/2008 2:07:57 PM

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"im feelin dezidelight even though ive never really seen her post "

i didn't know that my number of posts factored in to my date-ability. good to know.

Vix, you and Metricula tie. You can have me at the same time. Apparently we can make a lot of money that way.

5/21/2008 2:08:34 PM

i don't date

Quote :

"USERS WITH <1000 POSTS"

5/21/2008 2:16:39 PM

damn jaymcnasty gets all the wolfweb hoes

5/21/2008 2:19:21 PM

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"gunzz: jealous much?"

of a guy who can only get dates from the internet....HAHAHHA, hardly son. I actually ask females out in real life situations.

as a matter of fact...the girl im seeing now asked ME out...how many chicks come up to you and ask you out?

Quote :

"no, i don't, i was just gonna see if you took the bait thanks for playing. "

oh chembob thinks hes "playing" a game with me. bobby, you did my job for me. you called out yourself for being creepy. you kinda beat me to the punch but im glad you put yourself on front street and not making on of us do it.

Quote :

"ha ha ha procreation... that would be a negative. hmm... herro kitty? i have a stamp and a tshirt and some coloring book pages. she's not my favorite sanrio character. i'm always confused about how she can say herro to her friends when she doesn't have a mouth."

im not sure i know what a sanrio character is. ill google that and get back to you with more questions.

are you more Soy or Szechwan? i like'm spicy

5/21/2008 2:45:07 PM

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"oh chembob thinks hes "playing" a game with me. bobby, you did my job for me. you called out yourself for being creepy. you kinda beat me to the punch but im glad you put yourself on front street and not making on of us do it."

uh...ok. i don't see myself as creepy, i was making fun of the fact that one of you will do that.

i'll let those people who actually know me speak about me and my qualities. you don't know shit about me, so you really have no room to speak on that.

5/21/2008 2:50:16 PM

gentlemen, please. let's focus on what's really important here - potential three-way lesbian sex.

5/21/2008 2:51:26 PM

^^thats pretty much how i feel about almost the entire wolfweb

5/21/2008 2:52:44 PM

of course, of course.

it makes this thread relevant to my interests.

5/21/2008 2:52:48 PM

well next time dont troll yourself kid....i would have ignored you like i usually do until you said something directly to me

5/21/2008 2:52:50 PM

haha holy shit the kid likes self-deprecating humor!

5/21/2008 2:53:30 PM