KNOCK 'EM DOWN

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[Edited on July 22, 2008 at 10:29 AM. Reason : foar]

7/22/2008 10:28:49 AM

Quote :

"shocking Uranus."

:O

O_o

[Edited on July 22, 2008 at 11:20 AM. Reason : e]

7/22/2008 11:20:43 AM

Quote :

"Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 - Sep 22) Others seem to go out of their way to reach out to you, but you cannot be sure about their motives. It's not that anyone is purposefully misrepresenting anything or trying to mislead you, but you can tell that they are not playing all their cards. Don't struggle; you cannot force the issue before it is time. Let the rest of the story unfold on its own and then you will know whom to trust."

ive given examples of ones that really applied to me hardcore

heres an example of one that COULD vaguely apply to everyone in my life. and everyones life.

haha

7/22/2008 11:21:56 AM

^^ agree about the o.O as well

[Edited on July 22, 2008 at 11:22 AM. Reason : 4]

7/22/2008 11:22:13 AM

General Daily Horoscope for everyone
The cosmic energy is upbeat as the Moon enters enthusiastic Aries today at 4:21 am EDT and then harmoniously trines the Sun, which just entered proud Leo yesterday. With sensual Venus also in Leo and passionate Pluto in Sagittarius, this makes four planets in action-oriented fire signs. Still, we may question what we do, for thoughtful Mercury forms a crunchy quincunx with elusive Neptune, which can give rise to doubt and insecurity.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
The Moon in your sign today can trick you into worrying about the wrong things. But even if you slow down enough to think about what you are doing, you're not likely to take your thoughts too seriously. A few minutes of contemplation and you are ready to swing back into action, whether or not you have truly dealt with your feelings. You aren't escaping from anything; you'll just have to process today's experience later.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20)
You may feel as if you have something to hide today, but everything will likely come out into the open before you even realize it. Ultimately this is healthy, for secrets can prevent you from really connecting with someone special. If you do attempt to purposefully mislead anyone -- even if it is only a conscious omission -- a memorable moment could unravel pretty quickly.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 - Jun 20)
It's a fun day for you, even if you have a lot of work on your plate. Instead of trying to avoid your responsibilities today, just make up your mind to enjoy yourself while doing what you must. If you find yourself daydreaming about how to spend your lottery winnings, bring your thoughts back to the real issues. Remember, whistling while you work is better than sleeping on the job.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 - Jul 22)
You may wake up today with a whole new outlook about your job. Maybe your change of heart comes from recognizing the financial benefits of hard work. There may be things you'd like to purchase now, which could make you more eager to put in your time. Whatever your motivation, turn your healthy attitude into constructive action while you're feeling inspired.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
If you have been thinking about enlisting others to help you with a project, this is your chance because your confidence is contagious now. Just be careful not to talk too much, for the more you say, the less convincing you become. Think like a verbal commando today: get someone's attention, deliver your message succinctly, and then get out.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 - Sep 22)
It can be annoying to you when others seem so upbeat, but you believe it's because they are avoiding reality. You, on the other hand, could benefit by loosening up and letting your fantasies take you for a ride. What others think isn't a real concern now, for you don't have to tell anyone what you are thinking. Allowing yourself to enjoy your inner world can be your special gift to yourself.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 - Oct 22)
The Moon in your 7th House of Partners can put extra emphasis on your relationships today. Unfortunately, others can appear somewhat argumentative, even if they deny having any negative feelings. The truth is that you may be projecting your need for clarification onto someone else who is just resisting what they feel is your attempt to control the situation. Try listening with your heart and not with your head.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
Take a chance and do something different today about your health. The Moon in your 6th House of Details now suggests that paying extra attention to little things can be very productive. Changing an aspect of your diet, trying a different form of exercise or altering one piece of your complex day could bring the impact you desire.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
The warmth you feel for others is readily apparent today as the Fire Sign Theatre encourages you to burn all your candles at both ends. With so many planets in Sagittarius-friendly fire, you are inspired and inspiring, loved and loving. Don't get caught up in spinning mental wheels that take you nowhere at all. Just follow your heart.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
Your integrity is your best weapon, for when others see your determination they have little reason to stand in your way. But today your goals aren't necessarily about accomplishing anything in the real world. For now, you would rather have a meaningful experience that provokes excitement. Don't try to explain yourself; express yourself through actions and not words.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
Interactions with others today may seem fun and easy, but it's still likely that a misunderstanding could create temporary bad feelings. Fortunately, this is more like a squabble between siblings than it is a real lover's quarrel. Negative emotions cannot linger to do any damage if you consciously decide to talk it out.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
You might have an exciting idea about a new way to make money with today's Aries Moon in your 2nd House of Income. But don't latch onto any big plans, for over-analyzing one thought can actually prevent you from having the next brilliant idea. If you assume there is an infinite supply of practical thoughts, then this may be your opportunity to let them flow without having to turn one into an instant winner.

7/23/2008 7:44:00 AM

Quote :

"Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 - Nov 21) Take a chance and do something different today about your health. The Moon in your 6th House of Details now suggests that paying extra attention to little things can be very productive. Changing an aspect of your diet, trying a different form of exercise or altering one piece of your complex day could bring the impact you desire."

That's kind of creepy, because, today, I brought a healthy breakfast and lunch and I am planning to try out the gym in the apt. complex I just moved into yesterday. They be watchin' me, b!!!!

7/23/2008 7:59:26 AM

where is my brain today....i almost forgot to post here!

General Daily Horoscope for everyone
The emotional warmth of the fire signs continues today as the Moon in impetuous Aries encourages us to express our feelings without necessarily thinking about the consequences. The Moon's easy trine to lovable Venus increases our charm, but its square to extravagant Jupiter suggests we can lay it on too thick. Meanwhile, Venus forms an uncomfortable sesquisquare to shadowy Pluto, luring our desires into darker and more mysterious places.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
You have a clear idea of what you want with the Moon in your sign today, yet declaring your desires isn't necessarily the smartest thing you can do. The problem is that someone else may not share in your current passion, prompting an awkward interaction at best. Some days it's a good idea to keep your feelings to yourself.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20)
You don't even have to say anything because that special someone already knows what you are feeling, even if you think it's a well-kept secret. There are many ways to be demonstrative and although verbal communication may be the most obvious, it's not the most efficient. Little acts of kindness toward those you love will get your message across loud and clear.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 - Jun 20)
Your enthusiasm could make a big splash with a partner or a lover, but a long speech just might have the wrong overall effect unless you follow through with sincere actions. People may be tired of listening to your smooth words and easy promises. Keep in mind that delivering the goods doesn't mean talking about it. Just do it.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 - Jul 22)
If you truly care about someone, then you shouldn't have to work so hard at letting him or her know it. Paradoxically, sometimes it's so easy to express what you feel that others think you're not being very sincere at all. This can be quite frustrating for you. To avoid this dilemma today, don't use flattery or flowers; just stick to the facts and simply speak from your heart.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
You could go over the top today as you paint a positive picture of your love life, but your words don't tell the whole story. Sweetheart Venus is in your sign, buttering you up with warm feelings, but its hard aspect to unrelenting Pluto may have you up against the wall with no way over it. Don't be glib; covering up the truth won't make it any easier.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 - Sep 22)
Social finesse is crucial today, for you are truly interested in digging beneath the surface to get to the truth. But you'll need others to partake in the discussions, because a visit to a counselor or therapist won't replace a long talk with someone you love. Remember, there is no right or wrong answer when it comes to matters of the heart.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 - Oct 22)
Avoid basing your responses on how you believe someone will react. Instead of weighing your words, just say them, but do it in a way that also conveys your kindness and flexibility. Others will be so appreciative to know how you truly feel that they won't care if you disagree with them.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
Approach your work from a different perspective today because as you change your attitude, you also alter the roles that others play in your life. Unfortunately, your worldly point of view can actually get in the way of your happiness now because sweet Venus would prefer to feel innocent, even though a hard aspect to dark Pluto could give you something to hide. Your best course of action is to practice what Zen refers to as "Beginner's Mind."

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
You may be afraid to open your heart today because you are reminded of an old relationship wound. But don't take the course of least resistance by putting up walls to protect your vulnerability. If you do, you'll only increase your loneliness and feed the hurtful memories. Instead, muster up enough courage to come out and say exactly how you feel to someone you trust.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
Someone may be walking on eggshells around you because they don't want to stir up difficult feelings. Unfortunately, this could have an effect that is the exact opposite of what you want. If you find yourself in a conversation about your feelings, don't hold back. Be as brutally honest as you can while remaining sensitive to others.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
You really want to push your feelings into new territory, but you tend to be much more cautious with your words now than how you actually feel within your heart. Oddly enough, it's easier to show what you want through bold actions rather than carefully writing about your needs or talking about them. Remember, you aren't responsible for how others react to you. Just walk your talk and you'll be okay.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
You are feeling pretty positive about who you are and what you have to offer those in your life. You are eager to explore your newfound confidence by sharing an exciting plan with friends or coworkers. But keep in mind that they may not be as optimistic, so downplay your ideas just a little. You'll sound more certain if you speak matter-of-factly, without making a big deal about anything.

7/24/2008 10:58:39 AM

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay livinproofs 24 year old tall skinny coworker

7/24/2008 4:02:43 PM

Friday's Horoscope...

General Daily Horoscope for everyone
A pair of crunchy quincunxes can turn a pleasant day upside down if we let little annoyances add up to a major headache. Sweet Venus' quincunx with opulent Jupiter tempts us with the idea of overindulgence and cunning Mercury's quincunx to domineering Pluto makes us too smart for our own good. We can be so busy being clever that we forget what we want, but luckily, the Moon enters stabilizing Taurus at 9:13 am EDT to bring our desires back into focus.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
You are able to take a step back from the action today, so you can actually see where you are and what you have. The Moon's entry into your 2nd House of Money can quickly change the focus of your day from fulfilling your own psychological needs to taking care of more practical matters. Dealing with the simplest things now can be the most rewarding.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20)
You may become a bit sullen when the Moon enters your sign because you feel as if you won't get what you want today. But the real frustration doesn't come from being denied pleasure; if anything, your problem is with too much fun. Scaling back your excessive expectations will likely make you much happier now.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 - Jun 20)
You might think you're being sensitive to others, but they may not see it that way at all. They see you as more controlling and overbearing now than you actually are. Take a long hard look within, for there's something that you do that sends out mixed messages, allowing others to misinterpret your actions. Just be yourself and everyone will learn the truth soon enough.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 - Jul 22)
You'll probably get more serious as the day unfolds, even if you are heading into a busy weekend. You may not be able to keep up with all your social commitments and you worry about the reactions of others if you fail to attend the right events. If anyone is offended by your change of plans, just brush it off. You know what's best for you now.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
Work responsibilities can detract from your desire to nurture others today, but you'll need to fulfill old promises before you make any new ones. You truly want to help anyone who needs it, but you won't have the time that's required. Don't be hard on yourself for what you didn't do; just take things one step at a time.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 - Sep 22)
Although your common sense comes into play as you think about vacation plans, don't let your serious attitude prevent you from dreaming. Actually, it's better to use your current attraction toward the more practical side of life to build a foundation for a bigger trip that's yet to enter your fantasies.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 - Oct 22)
Your key planet Venus could trick you into wanting a luxury item that you don't really need. Then again, attractive Venus is in your 11th House of Friends and Associates, so others could try to get you involved in something that just doesn't sound right to you. Don't bother trying to justify your actions today; just trust the intuitive hits you receive and act on them.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
A stubborn friend or partner could drive you to the edge today, but don't worry; you won't jump. In fact, as determined as someone else could be, he or she is no match for you. If you act out of integrity, no one will be able to prevent you from reaching your goals. But don't expect success overnight; good things take a while to reach fruition.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
Spending less is certainly a good idea, now that extravagant Jupiter is getting bounced around in your 2nd House of Money. But it's hard to act with mature restraint when such lovely temptations are all around you. It's up to you; keeping your attention on the straightforward details of work can be your best weapon in your battle against spreading your resources too thin.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
Love may come easily today, but it probably won't turn out as expected. It's hard to tell whether you have changed, but apparently something is different now. Even if you don't like it at first, you'll quickly get used to the new situation as long as you don't stubbornly try to alter a course that cannot be changed.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
Fixed beliefs about a family member or a situation at home could turn sour today if you are unwilling to meet others halfway. Conscious discussion makes more sense than territorial posturing, so seek common ground instead of trying to convince others that you are right. A negotiated settlement is more stable than a unilateral one.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
You may run into trouble today if your schedule is overly rigid. One delay early in the day could send your plans tumbling to the ground. Preemptively lightening your load will not only allow you to enjoy the pace of the day, it will also allow you to absorb a surprise change of plans, if necessary.

7/25/2008 8:51:11 AM

Saturday's Horoscope...

General Daily Horoscope for everyone
The weekend arrives on an upbeat note as Mercury the Messenger dramatically announces his arrival into fiery Leo by rubbing up against a semisquare to feisty Mars. Instead of being argumentative, though, we can apply our energy positively because Mars forms a harmonious trine with optimistic Jupiter. Additionally the resolute Taurus Moon creates a practical Grand Earth Trine with Mars and Jupiter, giving us a healthy dose of common sense.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
You are all ready to deliver your message from the mountain or to sing your song from center stage, but even the sweetest ballad of love could sound like a war cry unless you consciously turn down your volume. Having wonderful intentions is admirable, but remember that there's no need to overdo it today.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20)
Perhaps you cannot just walk away from your responsibilities today, but it may be fine to just do the bare minimum and then take the rest of the day off. You really have nothing to prove. You'll gain more by treating yourself to a bit of rest and relaxation than by pushing yourself. You can always finish up your work tomorrow.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 - Jun 20)
You can tell something has changed now that Mercury is in your 3rd House of Communication. Your energy has returned and you are up for a variety of activities that could mix chores with a bit of summer sun. Above all, you need movement in your life now, so don't just talk about it; get out and do something that's physical and fun.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 - Jul 22)
Everything is pointing you toward hanging out with your friends today. You might feel lazy and think about doing very little now, yet once you get going you'll be glad you did. Don't sit around discussing all the possibilities. It really doesn't matter what you choose. Just connect with others while you have the opportunity for fun.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
Others may be leaning on you for support today and you will be there for them, even if you are tired of always being the hero. With chatty Mercury now in expressive Leo, you might consider letting someone know that you would be happier if everyone participated more. You don't mind doing your share; it's doing everyone else's work that makes you annoyed.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 - Sep 22)
This can be a magical time for you as your key planet, mental Mercury, slips into your spiritual 12th House. You may want to slip away too, so make time for quiet meditation or a long nature walk. Not only will this be good for your soul, but it also gives you enough time to sort out your current options and make a sensible plan -- which is something that usually puts a smile on your face.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 - Oct 22)
Your social life may go from busy to very busy as interactive Mercury enters your already hopping 11th House of Groups and Friends. It may be a bit annoying to have so much happening, especially if you want some time to yourself. Remember, though, the 11th House is also about your future, so even if you are feeling reclusive, let your dreams carry you forward in your mind.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
Your life may be looking good on the surface as trickster Mercury joins several other planets in your 10th House of Status. This is not a time to stay home and wonder if you should be doing something else. You need to get out, see the world, and be seen by others. Leave your fantasies for another day. For now, shine your light brightly so that you can receive recognition and appreciation.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
Although you are talking up a storm, it may seem like too much effort now to follow through with your great ideas. You can see wonderful possibilities everywhere you turn. Your spirited stories inspire others to join you on your magical quest. Don't let this moment pass without taking a first step, however small it may be, on your next journey.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
Sometimes you would rather stay out of the spotlight because you are more interested in the results than in being noticed. Now, however, your motives are mixed. You want to accomplish a lot -- and you have the energy to do that -- but you might sacrifice efficiency just so you can be on center stage. Think before you make any decisions, for you may not enjoy the attention once you receive it.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
It's hard for you to have a clear idea of your goals now, for so much depends on those around you. If your focus has shifted away from your center and onto someone else, be conscious of what this means before making any significant decisions. You may not want to change anything at all; it's just about being aware of the importance of relationships in your life these days.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
Try to maintain your cool if your partner or a friend seems overly aggressive today. Your immediate reaction might be to fight back by making a big deal out of a minor point so you can establish your supremacy. But this strategy is a dead end because there are no winners if someone has to lose. Avoid confrontation, but keep showing up with what you believe to be true.

7/25/2008 8:55:42 AM

i am a sag to, thx lvp for looking this up and making it bold so i won't have to do it daily

[Edited on July 25, 2008 at 8:57 AM. Reason : asdf]

7/25/2008 8:57:20 AM

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay livinproofs tall skinny 24 year old coworker <3

7/25/2008 9:25:47 AM

crap...i forgot to do this....here is yesterday's

General Daily Horoscope for everyone
The day begins with the solid Taurus Moon holding our energy in place, but we swing into motion when the Moon enters restless Gemini at 11:54 am EDT. What we simply accept at first can raise questions later in the day as curiosity replaces apathy. Healing comes from self-care, yet forgiveness can enter the equation when catalytic Chiron conjuncts the karmic Lunar Node in a long-lasting aspect that sends us back to the past so we can face the future.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
Something is changing yet you cannot quite put your finger on what it is. You may nostalgically remember a time when you were surrounded by like-minded people, yet your current associates might not live up to your expectations. Instead of comparing then with now, bring your attention back to the present moment so you can make the most of your experiences without unnecessary judgment.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20)
Don't be too concerned if your day starts slowly; just enjoy the easy pace without pushing yourself to move faster. You may get frustrated if you try to schedule too much, for your energy will likely shift, making you feel more scattered. Leaving loose ends untied is okay for now; you can always come back to them later.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 - Jun 20)
Once upon a time you had big plans for yourself. Maybe you were going to take a long journey to a distant land. But then the reality of your day-to-day life prevented you from fulfilling this dream. Don't let this happen again. Although you might not be able to leave on your great adventure today, setting a plan in motion takes time. It's a mistake to think you can't do it just because you didn't pull it off last time.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 - Jul 22)
There may have been a time when you dreamed of being in a close-knit family without the day-to-day dramas that seem to follow you around these days. You might even think that you've failed because your life does not live up to the expectations you once had. But don't make the mistake of comparing an old fantasy with current reality; the two could be like oil and water. Living in the present is healthier than seeking solace in the past.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
You can appear energetic and enthusiastic today, but your inner world is less optimistic. You know you need to push forward; that's why you are showing a happy face. But your past feels near and it's hard to shake the disappointment that comes from feeling as if you missed the boat. Snap out of it; when you forgive yourself and others, you'll realize that a boat leaves for your destination every day and it's up to you to be on it.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 - Sep 22)
Spiritual philosophies only take you so far today; you need to engage the pragmatic side of your imagination as well. Undertaking a new practice or expanding a current one can be helpful, especially those that combine physical and metaphysical concerns. Yoga, tai chi, martial arts, or even competitive sports are possible avenues for your current growth.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 - Oct 22)
You may believe that one of your paths to fulfillment is through the exploration of relationships. Now, as you analyze the current state of your affairs, you might come to the conclusion that you have fallen short of your goals. Instead of wallowing in self-doubt, let go of any thinking that begins with "I should have, but didn't..." Harsh judgments will only get in the way of the potential in your life right now.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
You may feel as if something is lacking within your home these days. This could be a reflection of a deep longing based on a childhood memory. For example, you might be dreaming about a spouse, a family, kids or a pet. You could be craving elusive peace and quiet or wanting more of a community feeling. Exploring these fantasies can be useful to a point, but letting go of unrealistic urges can free you up to find happiness in the here and now.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
Siblings, in-laws or close friends might be the source of a current drama that begs for your involvement. However, if the circumstances are peripheral to you, it may be best to keep them that way. Your worry over something that doesn't directly concern you could be motivated by your own unresolved issues. It's best not to complicate the situation by adding your stuff to it. Establish a clear boundary and stick to it.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
Your legendary need to achieve results might not bring fulfillment now, for whatever you accomplish will likely fall short of your expectations. It may be useful today to examine your personal history to better understand what motivates your drive for success. Ultimately, happiness will come from within.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
You might not be able to shake off a discouraging dream you had last night. It's easy to fall into self-judgment today, thinking of yourself as less than what you could be. Part of your current wound may stem from your childhood when a parent, teacher or friend told you something about yourself that you didn't want to hear. Acknowledging that you are human means recognizing and forgiving your shortcomings. Once you do, self-acceptance is easier and self-doubt won't stand in your way.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
You may be in a spiritual funk because you recognize the vast gulf between human potential and what we actually do with it. Your dreams feel very alive now, yet their clarity also accentuates where reality falls short. Instead of spending your time detailing everything that's wrong with your life, your family or the world, shift your attention onto what works. Then, rather than trying to change what's unchangeable, improve on what you can.

[Edited on July 28, 2008 at 8:29 AM. Reason : sdfad]

7/28/2008 8:23:00 AM

here is today's

General Daily Horoscope for everyone
The Beatles sang, "All you need is love," yet the magic of love is just the starting point today as beautiful Venus aligns with Chiron the Wounded Healer and the soulful Moon's Nodes. Our feelings bounce around because the Moon is in jumping Gemini, but sooner or later we come back to where we hurt. Old emotional patterns recycle through our lives, but Chiron's restorative power blended with the benevolence of Venus can cure what ails us.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
You are not so good at remembering the details of what went wrong, but that doesn't prevent you from getting discouraged about a current relationship. Even if it's not apparent, some of your present disappointment could be tied to part of your personal history that you would rather forget. Nevertheless, filling in the gaps in your story can free you from repeating an ineffective pattern again and again.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20)
You may be tempted to escape from the pressure of work today, but you won't just be able to slip away on a whim. You might be in a rather nostalgic mood, thinking about your parents or your childhood. Unfortunately, memories of the past won't likely offer you the solace you seek, for thoughts turn toward what you are lacking now. There's no need to change anything; just wander back and forth between the past and present until your thoughts settle back down.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 - Jun 20)
Your quickly shifting moods may feel like too much to handle today, but it's your choice as to which feelings to share with others and which ones are better kept to yourself. It may be easier to talk with compassion about someone else's problem than to open yourself to scrutiny by sharing your own. Taking the safe route isn't a good choice if it means avoiding your feelings.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 - Jul 22)
Your values around financial issues can affect the decisions you make today. If you have childhood memories of poverty, you may be driven now to accumulate more than you need. If you equate happiness with personal possessions, you might wonder what you are missing. Staying focused on your present needs, though, can liberate you from your history.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
Although you are usually very good about showing up in the present moment, it's challenging now to leave your past behind. Of course, avoiding or denying who you are isn't a viable option, but dwelling on a previous disappointment could close you off to a lovely time. Share your story if it's appropriate, but don't try to carry it like a protective shield.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 - Sep 22)
It's hard being among others at work who just don't understand what you are all about. You might think that you have been clearly telling them what's important to you, yet they still don't get it. Instead of increasing frustration all the way around by further explaining yourself, try a different approach. Quit reaching for a connection that isn't there; just interact without expectations. This could alleviate tension and make room for better communication later on.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 - Oct 22)
Relationships are more important to you now than ever, for you are working through very deep-rooted issues. Your current expectations may be based on lessons you learned in your childhood or even from early family dynamics. Understanding where you come from can clear your current perspective of unrealistic dreams that only set you up for disappointment. Engage in social activities without trying to turn them into anything but the simple pleasures that they are.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
An over-analytical mind can provoke an intense exchange with a friend today. Although your intentions are good, other people's reactions may leave you feeling frustrated -- as if you weren't truly heard. Keep in mind that you may be bringing more baggage to your conversations now than you realize, which could, in turn, cause confusion and misunderstanding.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
Everything seems like a big deal today, making you feel like there is a lot at stake. Fortunately, you are able to overcome your fears about love and step into the current situation with a healthy attitude. Remember, though, someone else may not share your current enthusiasm, but don't take it too personally. The fewer expectations you have now, the better it will be for everyone involved.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
Of course you want to do what's right, but someone's hurt feelings may tempt you to say things you don't really mean. It's not about what you say; it's about how you say it. If your needs are different from what another person wants, it's okay to admit it as long as you do it kindly and without putting any blame on him or her in the process.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
If you have been led into love by an unfulfilled fantasy, this is your chance to change your pattern. This isn't necessarily the end of a relationship, but it can be the beginning of a deeper form of intimacy that is based upon increased honesty with yourself and with others. Romance can be even sweeter when illusions no longer muddy the water.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
Making love work isn't always easy, yet the results can be very convincing when it all comes together. When problems surface, pushing for what you want isn't necessarily your best option. Now, more than ever, you must recognize that there are many types of love. Letting go of your individual needs can open your heart to a more spiritual kind of relationship that can be quite fulfilling for you at this time.

7/28/2008 8:24:24 AM

now that's just fucking freaky

7/28/2008 8:25:42 AM

my regular horoscope sounds like a love horoscope

7/28/2008 8:27:20 AM

Quote :

"An over-analytical mind can provoke an intense exchange with a friend today. Although your intentions are good, other people's reactions may leave you feeling frustrated -- as if you weren't truly heard. Keep in mind that you may be bringing more baggage to your conversations now than you realize, which could, in turn, cause confusion and misunderstanding."

This is why I will talk to no women-folk today!

7/28/2008 8:50:21 AM

General Daily Horoscope for everyone
Although the Moon's entry into emotionally sensitive Cancer at 1:11 pm EDT can raise fears of rejection, we're more likely to talk about our concerns today than to fully feel them. It's easy to be overly expressive as Mercury the Messenger conjuncts the Sun in dramatic Leo. But Mercury and the Sun form an unsettling sesquisquare with surprising Uranus, indicating that conversations will take us in unexpected directions that can change our perspective.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
You may be eager to share your thoughts about love now, yet your approach might create conflict between what you want and what you know is right. Open communication with a loved one can lead you to see that your assumptions might not be correct. Ultimately, what you learn today can help you gain freedom without sacrificing intimacy.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20)
It may be hard to be yourself while living up to the expectations of your friends or family. But your current interpretation of what's happening now could be slightly off. It might not be the judgment of someone else that is causing your worry; it could be your own beliefs that are problematic. Don't assume that you know what others want. Ask them before you draw any wrong conclusions.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 - Jun 20)
You may be a bit scattered today and feel like you cannot get anything done. Everything changes, though, when a close friend engages you in a conversation. Even if you want to avoid admitting your lack of focus, it will be very helpful if you do. Once you begin talking about your frustration, it becomes clear what you must do next. Don't delay getting started, for your concentration may not last too long.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 - Jul 22)
It's perfectly normal to be pulled in two directions, even if you cannot decide which feelings to act on. Fortunately, the need to decide becomes less pressing as the day proceeds, for circumstances might make the choice for you. You are wise now to just do the best with what happens while waiting for a smarter time to assert your will.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
You might think you are being very clear in your communications, only to discover that someone heard something quite different from what you said. Instead of trying to go back and untangle the source of the misunderstanding, work from the present moment and go forward. Although a detour could temporarily derail your progress, something valuable will be gained in the process.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 - Sep 22)
It's dangerous to assume that people know what you want now, even if it seems totally obvious to you. Keep in mind that others cannot read your mind and if you don't say anything at all, they may jump to an erroneous conclusion. It's really up to you; taking the time to share your thoughts can diffuse a conflict before it even happens.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 - Oct 22)
You could become the center of attention today as your friends or associates express their concern about your participation with the group. Of course you have the right to withdraw from a social crowd if you desire, but ignoring your workmates might be more difficult. Either way, you have some explaining to do, and saying it clearly can greatly simplify your life.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
Stand up and speak boldly, for others are listening to what you say and will take you seriously. But don't be overly dramatic because this could alienate those who already support you. In fact, if you let your feelings fuel your words with too much intensity, your message could get turned around so that you are misunderstood. You will be most successful by containing your emotions while communicating with conviction.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
Your expressed thoughts could take others for a ride, but just because an idea is far out doesn't always make it better. Instead of waxing philosophic or spinning tales of remote lands, try keeping your ideas closer to home. Talking about your feelings and your needs will encourage closeness between you and loved ones instead of increasing the distance.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
Although you may have something very important to say, it's best not to make too big of a deal about it. Some things are best talked about with a quiet respect, and when it comes to the mysteries of your soul or the inclinations of your heart, there's no need to shout from a mountaintop. Remember, your words will have more impact now if you speak softly.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
You may be overwhelmed by what others have to say to you now, yet your real desire is to have a bit of time to yourself. Unfortunately, you might not be able to escape the social requirements that others place upon you. Don't waste too much energy resisting, for the highly spirited conversations you have today could teach you something important about your core values.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
You could uncharacteristically get so caught up in the details of an idea today that you cannot clearly convey it to anyone else. This can be quite exasperating, especially if you have something crucial to express. Part of the problem may be that you over-explain yourself if you get too excited. A little preparation could make all the difference in the world. Write down the main thoughts you want to communicate and use this as an outline to stay on track.

7/29/2008 8:59:49 AM

General Daily Horoscope for everyone
There is a noticeable difference between what we feel and how we actually behave today. With the Sun, Mercury and Venus all in expressive Leo, we are likely to act dramatically because we want to be seen and loved for what we do best. But the Moon in cautious Cancer reminds us to keep our deepest emotions private, creating a gulf between the inner and the outer. We are further unsettled as loving Venus forms an uneasy quincunx to rebellious Uranus.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
You are so masterful at appearing confident today that you could, for a moment, fool yourself into believing that everything is okay. But you are holding on to unresolved feelings from the past and cannot seem to let them go. Instead of pretending that you are in the present moment, show your vulnerability by talking about what's bothering you. You may be surprised by where the conversation goes.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20)
You may be busier than you wish, but there's not much you can do about it now other than keeping up with your commitments the best you can. Keep in mind that your attitude can impact your happiness as much as anything else can. If you complain, your entire day can turn sour. But if you allow yourself to feel the positive energy within and share it with others, you can easily turn your day around.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 - Jun 20)
If unexpected events at work put demands on you now, it really doesn't matter how creative you feel. You'll still need to show your competence and perform your job. But you could underestimate how long it will take to finish your work, so it's best to start early. If you wait longer than you should, you might not be able to pull off the magic with your usual skill.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 - Jul 22)
You may be moodier than usual with the Moon in your sign today, yet you aren't so willing to let others see how you're feeling. This can create a disconnect between your sentimental heart and your logical thoughts. Don't attempt to draw others into your internal struggle, for they won't be able to help. Just pay extra attention to your emotions, even if you choose to keep them private for now.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
Sometimes it's hard for you to keep up the dance of daily life while you are processing your feelings. Nevertheless, you can do it, even if you are hurting inside. Keep in mind that your emotions are raw and tender now; they wouldn't survive in their present form if they were on public display. Don't judge yourself negatively; you'll know when to share your heart.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 - Sep 22)
There's so much that's being left unsaid today, but then again there may not be language available for every experience. Instead of trying to fit words around your dreams and fantasies, it's wise to just sink into them, for the lesson now is not about sharing. There will be plenty of time for analysis and discussion later on.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 - Oct 22)
It's hard to turn down a request from a friend when you are needed for emotional support, yet you may already be spread too thin. While your key planet Venus wants you to express love and support, independent Uranus is shouting at you to run for the hills. Escape may sound like a good idea, but you will likely wish you stayed and helped instead of cutting loose when you were needed.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
Your feelings are running deeper than usual, yet you don't necessarily want to share them with anyone else right now. Unfortunately, you might be in a situation that makes it difficult for you to keep a secret. This is an interesting test for you as you nurture those you love, even if you wish you could be more detached.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
On a day when so much seems to be going well, something is gnawing at you from the inside, preventing you from being happy. An unresolved emotional issue may be lingering, but you don't have any idea about how to address this and make it right. Instead of changing anything about your current circumstances, the real work now is within. You don't need to depend on anyone else to make you feel better. Just shift your perspective.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
Being true to your heart is an admirable goal, but today it can be tricky business once another person is involved. You want to show someone special that you really care, but you are hesitant. Your fear is that once your feelings are known, there will be a different set of expectations placed on you. Instead of withholding your emotions, be bold and take a risk by sharing your concerns. Being honest is easier than dealing with the consequences of deceit.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
The emphasis in your life now is on relationships, even while you are at work. Your co-workers may be making a lot of noise about what they are doing, but you aren't impressed by what you see. Unfortunately, you may be required to bury any negative judgments, for it won't be productive today to share your critical view. Keep your opinions to yourself until the end of the week.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
You may be sweet on someone today, but you won't likely show your feelings. It's not that you're worried about the response you might get; it's that you don't feel comfortable when you aren't in control of your actions. It's easier to avoid the whole situation than to skirt around the edges of your own discomfort. Fortunately, you can transfer your unexpressed energy into work that others will surely appreciate.

7/30/2008 8:23:18 AM

ok...that's just freaky

7/30/2008 8:23:40 AM

Too bad I don't love anyone

7/30/2008 8:26:11 AM

meh

7/30/2008 9:40:46 AM

i'm still trying to "shift my perspective"...

it's not shifting very quickly




i have felt like a train wreck since i woke up this morning

7/30/2008 3:59:03 PM

General Daily Horoscope for everyone
We may fool ourselves today, especially in the area of romance. The security-conscious Cancer Moon increases our sensitivity, yet it's easier to keep our fears to ourselves. But the Moon's entry into proud Leo at 2:22 pm EDT can prompt us to share our feelings. Anxiety builds as we move closer to tomorrow's New Moon Solar Eclipse. Unfortunately our compulsive actions can be confused by our radiant fantasies as beautiful Venus opposes foggy Neptune.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
You may feel as if you are waking up today because the pace of your life quickens significantly. And although you are doing better now, it's crucial for you stop long enough to see what's really going on. If you don't spend some time in quiet contemplation, you can easily convince yourself that someone is perfect, only to realize that you fabricated the whole scenario to match your dreams.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20)
Unrealistic goals at work could set you up for disappointment today. On the other hand, you can make the most of your heightened imagination by using your dreams to spur you on to greater accomplishments. Don't worry if you actually reach the destination that you create in your mind. Just moving in that general direction will be enough for now.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 - Jun 20)
Even if you are satisfied with your daily life now, you have the capability to make it better by focusing your mind. Instead of drifting along in daydreams, take control of them by gently nudging your thoughts in the direction of more positive images. You are what you think, so improve your day by changing the images that color your attitude.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 - Jul 22)
Although you may know some very creative people, you could overvalue what they do now as you see them through the filters of your own inspiration. It's admirable to encourage others to use their talents, but don't be too quick to overlook your own. Instead of projecting your sense of beauty onto someone else, find a creative outlet for your own vivid imagination.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
It's quite enticing to believe a good story, but you must be extra careful, for your naivety can now set the stage for being deceived. Motivating others by believing in them is commendable, but your outright gullibility can embolden someone to mislead you. Trust your inner voice over what anyone else says today.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 - Sep 22)
Be careful about setting yourself up to be a victim today. Before agreeing to take on an extra task, give serious consideration to what it will take to deliver the goods. You can easily transform a complex assignment into an overly simplified job by just thinking about it. But your mind is not as connected to the specific details as it should be now, so you could gloss over significant parts of the job. Don't feel obliged to say "yes" until you know you can really do it.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 - Oct 22)
t's easier now for you to see the beauty in children -- maybe because you want to express your own inner child. Even if you must work today, make time to experience the sheer joy of being in the moment. If there are young ones in your life, a bit of spontaneous fun with them could be enough to satisfy your need to play.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
When you look back into your childhood today, don't focus on the difficult memories. Instead, think about the most pleasant events -- the ones that make you smile. Although you can be quite realistic about your life, a little nostalgia can be soothing, even if you must use your imagination to alter what happened in your past. As Tom Robbins wrote, "It's never too late to have a happy childhood."

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
If your schedule runs behind today, it might upset others more than it bothers you, for time seems bendable to you now. You wish you could live on subjective time, rather than being a slave to the hands of the clock. Compromise may be needed, so try to respect your commitments. Be considerate and let others know in advance that you might be late for an appointment to prevent any irritation.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
Try not to make any significant financial decisions today, because you might not have all the facts. Your practical judgment may be clouded by your spiritual beliefs, but trusting that everything will be okay is not quite the same as taking care of money issues when they demand your attention.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
Your friends and coworkers may not be able to understand you today, even if you explain yourself again and again. But rather than prompting arguments, it's likely they will just nod in agreement, believing that they know what you mean. Nevertheless, you may be painfully aware of the gulf between you. Don't try to bridge the gap; it will go away naturally after tomorrow's eclipse.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
It's challenging for you to concentrate on the mundane world, for you are happy to think about more spiritual pursuits. While there's nothing wrong with metaphysical meanderings, it's important to keep up appearances on the job. Fortunately, you will have the privilege of exploring alternate realities and parallel dimensions today as long as you do what's expected of you at work.

7/31/2008 8:47:58 AM

bump

8/1/2008 7:50:46 AM

General Daily Horoscope for everyone
The best time to begin something is at the New Moon, increasing your efforts as the Moon waxes. Today's noble Leo New Moon at 6:21 am EDT is a Solar Eclipse, raising the energy level to greater heights. Take initiative on your own, because your hand may be forced if you don't. A little caution won't hurt, for you could push things too far by over-dramatizing your situation. Involving others is okay, but don't be like the little boy who cried wolf.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
There's no need to hold back your creativity today with the eclipse in your 5th House of Spontaneity. If you have been waiting to begin a new project, strike now while the iron is hot. But remember, anything you undertake should be done with a playful attitude. If you're not having fun, do something different.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20)
You may be standing on shifting sand as the eclipse falls in your 4th House of Foundations. Although you are able to display an air of certainty, you aren't feeling as secure as others think. Even if you normally feel supported in your efforts by your close friends and family, issues come to light now that make you wonder if you can truly count on them. Ultimately, your answers won't come from anyone else; they must come from within.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 - Jun 20)
If your schedule falls apart today because you tried to do too much, this is the universe sending you a message, reminding you to slow down. The eclipse falls in your 3rd House of Immediate Environment and can affect your interactions with those closest to you. If a seemingly innocuous event turns into a more serious problem, don't feed the drama with additional negativity of your own. Your positive input can put things back on track.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 - Jul 22)
Today's Solar Eclipse falls in your 2nd House of Personal Resources, indicating that you may need to change how you handle your money. On one hand, you could be spending it under the illusion that you have more than you actually do. But this New Moon also asks you to consider your overall relationship to your current possessions and what else you want for your future. As you know, having things will never be your ultimate source of happiness.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
Today's New Moon Eclipse in your sign is like your own special New Year's Day -- an effective time for you to make a list of resolutions. But just writing them down is not sufficient because it's the act of concentrating your intentions that sets you into motion toward your goals. Visualize what you want to happen in your mind's eye and make a commitment to be resolute in reaching your objectives.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 - Sep 22)
You may reach a crossroads today as your intuition tells you one thing and yet you do something else. Sometimes you can successfully rationalize behavior that varies from what you know is best. Now, however, the difference can prompt a minor spiritual crisis as you try to ascertain how your beliefs can better impact your actions. Don't worry if others cannot appreciate your current experience. It's not about what anyone else thinks; it's about you.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 - Oct 22)
Social plans might change or even fall through at the last minute with today's eclipse occurring in your 11th House of Friends. But rather than taking it personally, it's best to realize that some things are just out of your control. Whatever happens now could run you through the gamut of emotions, yet it's likely that your life is still in flux, so don't draw any final conclusions yet.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
With today's Solar Eclipse falling in your public 10th House of Status, it's hard to hide your feelings for long. Keeping a secret voluntarily is one thing, but feeling like you cannot talk about something that's significant to you is very different. Go ahead and say what needs to be said, but be careful how you go about doing it. There's no room for blame or mean-spiritedness. Any unnecessary negativity will be reflected back to you quickly.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
This could feel like a party weekend, yet you'll probably have more pleasure if you tone down your need for action just a little. It's not that you won't be able to have a good time; with the New Moon Eclipse in fiery Leo, you're more than ready. But deceitful motives can get in your way, especially if you are trying to prove something to someone. There's nothing wrong with wanting to have fun, but keep it simple.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
Trouble could surface in an intimate relationship if either person has been less than fully honest. Today's eclipse in your 8th House of Transformation makes any hidden agendas tough to hide, and it's more challenging to keep unpleasant feelings to yourself. Although emotional discomfort is possible now, it's also fleeting if you can get the issues directly out into the open.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
The Solar Eclipse today activates your 7th House of Partners, indicating energetic shifts in your closest relationships. Resistance to change can fuel a heated discussion, and stubbornness can turn it ugly. But it's likely that disagreements will actually be more with yourself, even if there's another person involved. Instead of burying an unresolved issue, learn what you can from anything that surfaces now.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
Pay attention to your physical body today, for the New Moon Eclipse falls in your 6th House of Health and Habits. Remember that the littlest details of your daily routine can make you feel better or worse over time. Don't waste energy worrying about a particular ailment. Just pick something that you can do every day, such as an upgrade to your diet or exercise program, to improve your total wellbeing.

8/1/2008 9:49:33 AM

General Daily Horoscope for everyone
It may be hard to settle the energy as we move away from yesterday's expressive Leo eclipse. The Moon aligns with fuzzy Neptune and sweet Venus, reminding us that it still may take a few days before we can understand our new direction in a relationship. Rational Mercury forms an unruly quincunx with bountiful Jupiter, making it hard to know how much to share. The Moon's entry in practical Virgo at 4:59 pm EDT can help us regain much needed focus.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
It's so easy to keep talking once you get started, but it's not a smart idea to blab on without considering what you are saying. You may think it's harmless, but others may hear your words differently than you intend them. Don't wait until it's too late before setting intelligent limits on what you express, because you won't be able to take it back after it's already out in the open.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20)
Just when you believe that your feelings are under control, someone says something that gets you all worked up. Feeling anxious about how others might react to you could prevent you from speaking your piece. But keeping your emotions to yourself won't help either, for they will likely build up and explode later on. It's better to be in control and let it out little by little than to be at the whim of an unconscious outburst.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 - Jun 20)
Everything should be okay, but you just don't feel right about what's happening now. You may feel pressured by someone else's agenda and even if you don't want to follow it, you might think that you don't have a choice. Of course, there's always an opportunity to try a different response, but it's tough to be sure about the best course of action. It's smarter today to make provisional decisions only. Save your final answer for another day.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 - Jul 22)
You could explain yourself so clearly today that others will believe that you truly know what you're talking about. But the fact remains that your outgoing and uplifting style now may be a cover for your growing uncertainty. Keep in mind that you really don't have to fake confidence to be accepted. Just be who you are, no matter what.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
It should be easy to say what's on your mind with talkative Mercury in your sign. But you might be so informal and relaxed that you say way more than you intended. Self-restraint is a smart strategy now, for there's no reason to distract others from their regular routine just because you need to vent your emotions.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 - Sep 22)
It may be easier for you to meditate or to go off on a silent retreat by yourself than it is to stand up in front of a group to do a "show and tell." There is so much available to you now from the realms of your imagination, yet you will need to make a conscious effort to cultivate the state of mind that reveals these hidden treasures.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 - Oct 22)
You can play a pivotal role in family dynamics, in a group of your closest friends or at a gathering of like-minded people. But before you can have a positive impact on complex group dynamics, you must first tame the roaring lion from within. Once you have stepped out of your own way, you will already be on the road to a diplomatic solution.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
Taking charge of a situation by explaining your analytical process is a useful tactic, but it's crucial to know when to leave the clever words behind. Your actions are extremely important today and can certainly speak louder than your words. Don't try to be totally awesome and make a mad dash for the top of the mountain. Instead, be methodical in your planning and meticulous in your execution.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
Your key planet Jupiter mixes you up today, sending you too much information about general principles and guidelines. Jolly Jupiter encourages you to believe that anything is possible; all you must do is show up and hold your position. But this kind of ungrounded thinking is temporary and is not the best way to reach your goals. Stretch your vision and then create a constructive plan for your future.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
You are able to talk eloquently about your deepest and most complicated emotions today, however, you might choose the easy way out and simply launch into a shallow yet well-rehearsed performance. Instead of imposing your ethics on others, it may be smarter to remain quiet, while setting an example through your positive behavior. Others will admire your strong but silent approach.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
It may be quite challenging today for you to understand exactly what a friend or partner is trying to tell you. You can hear the words, but they might lack the clarity you need. Unfortunately, the answers grow vague as you ask more questions. Instead of encouraging more discussion, look for solutions within.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
Normally, you are comfortable letting go of the details so you can better grasp a more general overview of a situation. Now, however, it's more difficult to find a healthy balance between concepts and supporting facts. Don't expect to get it exactly right; just keep an open mind so you can shift between the two perspectives as needed throughout the day.

8/2/2008 2:37:39 PM

I'm really tired of these things being dead fucking on. Drunk texted last night and am trying to dig my way out of a hole now (aries)

8/2/2008 2:58:20 PM

don't ever doubt the voodoo

8/2/2008 3:48:25 PM

I'LL SHOW YOU VOODOO

8/2/2008 3:49:02 PM

is that code for penis?

8/2/2008 3:49:39 PM

if by code for penis you mean code for penis then yes

8/2/2008 3:50:15 PM

sweet


lay your voodoo on me

8/2/2008 3:51:09 PM

thats what she said

8/2/2008 3:51:24 PM

mines been pretty accurate recently too (Leo)

[Edited on August 2, 2008 at 3:54 PM. Reason : ryhtrgrhf]

8/2/2008 3:53:58 PM

i dun like mine

8/2/2008 5:10:26 PM

i don't really know how i feel about mine.

8/2/2008 6:25:35 PM

very serious business

8/2/2008 6:36:49 PM

i don't know what to think of mine either

8/2/2008 7:05:00 PM

ill tell you what i think of mine for today


fucking stupid

8/2/2008 7:46:09 PM

I have a roaring lion inside! I don't know what that means.

8/2/2008 7:47:13 PM

rawr rawr rawr

8/2/2008 7:48:00 PM

would you like to find out

8/2/2008 7:48:04 PM

...

i have a strong suspicion that it has something to do with vagina dentata.

8/2/2008 7:49:29 PM

i'm hearing vagina from a hot girl while thinking rawr rawr rawr

this is sure to end well

[Edited on August 2, 2008 at 7:51 PM. Reason : i'll ignore dentata lol]

8/2/2008 7:51:06 PM

ewwww

8/2/2008 7:51:07 PM

General Daily Horoscope for everyone
The analytical Virgo Moon helps us to keep our feet on the ground today as we strive to be realistic. Our ability to focus on details is strengthened when the Moon is in this earth sign, but it can also narrow our range of perceptions, as if we are wearing blinders. The Moon's conjunction with sobering Saturn early in the day starts us off on a serious note, yet it's trine to jovial Jupiter later on indicates that optimism will overtake pessimism.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
You may have a day that is filled with many chores needing your attention, but you just aren't eager to do them. Still, you are somewhat motivated by your hope that others will appreciate you more if you do what you're supposed to do. It doesn't matter what you use to kick yourself into gear; get going early in the day so you can enjoy yourself later on.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20)
You have a rather pragmatic way of turning your day into one filled with pleasure. But you may be so concerned with making sure that everything happens just as it should that you inadvertently exclude yourself from the enjoyment. You may feel fully responsible for everyone, but you are only one person. If others don't want to share in the work, perhaps they shouldn't share in the fun.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 - Jun 20)
You may have a run-in today with a parent or an important person in your life who has guided you from afar. At first, it may seem as if this person is a hindrance to your progress, but you can learn something important about yourself. Staying real and being honest is vitally important now, so don't try to double-talk your way through this situation.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 - Jul 22)
You can be your own relentless slave driver as the Moon joins taskmaster Saturn, encouraging you to stick to your agenda. But happiness won't come from forcing your activities into a carefully prescribed day. Once you let go of your old schedule, you may be ready to join in the fun. If someone offers you an opportunity to do something very cool, just say "yes."

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
Your need for heightened efficiency today could spread over to your finances or even what you value most in yourself. Instead of wasting time and making a big deal about what you don't have or what you are not capable of doing, just suck it up and get to work. The bad news is that there are other things you'd rather be doing. The good news is that by paring back unnecessary activities and focusing on the details of what needs to be done, you can improve the overall quality of your life.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 - Sep 22)
The Moon's return to your sign may not be as easygoing as it usually is, and its conjunction with heavyweight Saturn leaves little doubt that your emotions are part of the current mixture. Still, you aren't inclined now to share your feelings with everyone, for the Moon conjuncts austere Saturn this morning. Your flexibility can save the day, helping to turn the tide of love your way.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 - Oct 22)
You may feel particularly disenfranchised from a regular religious or spiritual practice today as the Moon joins suspicious Saturn in your 12th House of Divinity. Unfortunately, this could be a sensitive topic and you might choose to keep your disillusionment to yourself. But don't let your negativity fester beneath the surface; it's better to deal with the consequences of your true beliefs.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
You have been thinking about your future long enough. You may be sick and tired of going around on the same mental loops as you attempt to create something different from the life you currently have. Instead of fighting against the resistance you feel, try letting go of the attachment that you have to any long-term goals. You may be pleasantly surprised at what happens when your mind is freed from previous expectations.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
You may be called upon to stand up and take responsibility for yourself, your family or your community. Unfortunately, you might not feel up for the task, especially if you are unsure of your capabilities. Even if you feel like running for the hills, doing the right thing should make you feel like a million bucks. Don't look for any immediate rewards. Just enjoy the feeling of a job well done.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
You may have a deep yearning to travel to a faraway place. Even if you are heading off to somewhere exotic, though, you might have to focus on the more mundane side of things, such as arranging for lodging and transportation. Don't worry; you'll get your chance later to share your excitement about your upcoming journey.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
You might feel as if you truly want to deepen a relationship, yet the other person is too frightened to become more intimate with you. Paradoxically, your friend might feel that you are avoiding closeness. Talk it out, instead of keeping it all bottled up. If you are honest about what you want, then nearly anything is possible.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
If others try to lay a guilt trip on you today, be very clear and let them know that you're going to need a lot of elbowroom. Even if you feel the oppression, don't succumb to the temptation of sinking into negativity. You don't have time to wallow in another storm, because your attitude now is setting the tone of for the week ahead.

8/3/2008 7:42:50 AM

but today is sunday

8/3/2008 9:48:39 AM

what does that have to do with anything at all?

8/3/2008 9:49:43 AM

its a goddamn holiday and I shouldnt have to be doing all that stuff it says i will

8/3/2008 9:54:21 AM