although I doubt that the newer chicks would be very flattered that a 30 year old dude wants to bwn them

[Edited on July 7, 2008 at 11:22 AM. Reason : 4]

7/7/2008 11:21:34 AM

That just makes you "stately"

Most chicks are attention whores...it doesn't matter who it comes from

7/7/2008 11:23:34 AM

Quote :

"it doesn't matter who it comes from "

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!?!

7/7/2008 11:24:39 AM

that was a sick burn

7/7/2008 11:26:34 AM

i believe it was

7/7/2008 12:47:03 PM

hahahah
Ok...that burn was directed at attention whores.


The better way to put that would be:

"OMG Eric like they'd totally still be pumped to get like a compliment from you. You are smokin' hot no matter how old you are. Age is like a number or something. I think the younger girls would kill to be on your bwn list, I mean like, I know I would."

7/7/2008 12:50:17 PM

[Edited on July 7, 2008 at 1:15 PM. Reason : sarcasm sucks on the internet.]

7/7/2008 1:13:37 PM

i am getting killed over here

7/7/2008 1:14:39 PM

what did you do to her? pee in her cornflakes?

7/7/2008 1:15:43 PM

im not much into facials. they seem too derogatory and messy

i came in a girls eye one time but it wasnt my fault. At the end of the blowjob she told me I came in her eye i said "well, you were the one aiming it"

7/7/2008 1:20:45 PM

Quote :

"i busted in caseys box with no bag once. at cooleys in fuquay "

haha, i've eaten at cooley's a few times

never topped off casey, though

Quote :

"although I doubt that the newer chicks would be very flattered that a 30 year old dude wants to bwn them"

I'm not so sure.

...but I'm only 28, so what do I know, old man?

7/7/2008 1:41:33 PM

haha...i look a little different now than i did the last time you saw me...


you might actually consider it now

7/7/2008 1:43:04 PM

well technically i am 29 for another month

7/7/2008 1:43:21 PM

Quote :

"^^that's how horrible rumors start"

well she does prefer younger guys...

7/7/2008 1:50:26 PM

^^^I love the amount of times you've used the busted face in this thread

^^It's not that bad

^True

7/7/2008 3:22:11 PM

haha...it seems i use the busted face almost exclusively

7/7/2008 3:23:20 PM

Quote :

"Most ALL chicks are attention whores...it doesn't matter who it comes from "

Fixed it for you.

7/7/2008 3:28:47 PM

bc= awesome

although every now and again i like to bust on the tummy

7/7/2008 3:50:05 PM

I will agree with that
Some are to a slightly lesser degree (I'm putting myself in that catagory) but yes, we all have an inner attention whore

7/7/2008 3:50:23 PM

i had one girl get pissed when i pulled out

7/7/2008 3:50:36 PM

there are so many things i want to say in this thread

and i'd get in trouble for most of them

7/7/2008 3:50:39 PM

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"there's absolutely no way I could engage in any sexual act with any moving pictures or multimedia in a room "

?????

7/7/2008 3:53:29 PM

hahaha

7/7/2008 3:55:25 PM

^^It's Tdub...
you can't get "in trouble"

7/7/2008 3:55:26 PM

i could get in trouble with some twwers though

7/7/2008 3:55:47 PM

Reading this whole thread made me laugh many times

7/7/2008 4:21:54 PM

10/10

7/7/2008 5:17:27 PM

Quote :

"there's absolutely no way I could engage in any sexual act with any moving pictures or multimedia in a room"

Didn't read the thread. Don't feel like reading the thread.

Maybe this was in context somehow, but who cares if a TV is on in the background...

7/7/2008 5:23:44 PM

now i have seen a girl actually sort of rub it in to her skin before. is that more of a visual thing or is it like spreading warm liquid around ?

7/7/2008 11:44:01 PM

they only do that cause we like it. it doesnt do anything

7/7/2008 11:45:40 PM

it makes my sunburn feel better

[Edited on July 7, 2008 at 11:48 PM. Reason : thats why i rub]

7/7/2008 11:46:24 PM

^you feeling sunburned at the moment?

7/7/2008 11:49:23 PM

worthless without pics vid or me being there

7/7/2008 11:49:30 PM

Just as long as they don't want a kiss with the shit hanging from their lips

7/7/2008 11:50:05 PM

http://youporn.com/watch/16944

here you go ladies

7/7/2008 11:54:39 PM

wtf???

7/7/2008 11:59:31 PM

i don't know why i clicked

7/7/2008 11:59:45 PM

i'm not clicking that

7/7/2008 11:59:55 PM

Guy shot a liter of cum out


that is gross. his balls were swollen.

7/8/2008 12:02:20 AM

oh...i've seen that one

7/8/2008 12:03:06 AM

i wonder if a girl wants to be loaded up with that much specimen

[Edited on July 8, 2008 at 12:04 AM. Reason : lol]

7/8/2008 12:03:52 AM

i, for one, do not

[Edited on July 8, 2008 at 12:08 AM. Reason : but yeah....there are some that would love that]

7/8/2008 12:06:01 AM

Quote :

"there's absolutely no way I could engage in any sexual act with any moving pictures or multimedia in a room"

Hahahaha, quote of the week.

7/8/2008 1:06:03 AM

dont you think there's an innate desire in women to get burst up in?

i mean, primally the point of sex is procreation

7/8/2008 1:27:29 AM

Quote :

"it makes my sunburn feel better"

sounds like a mythbusters episode

7/8/2008 3:42:28 AM

^^no

[Edited on July 8, 2008 at 4:34 AM. Reason : ,kjk]

7/8/2008 4:33:39 AM

sounds like a viable myth theory to me



[Edited on July 8, 2008 at 4:36 AM. Reason : V^^^]

7/8/2008 4:34:27 AM

edit

7/8/2008 4:35:10 AM

So you all like it in your box, what about up the ass (as a Warm Cum location)?

7/8/2008 7:43:25 AM

Quote :

"dont you think there's an innate desire in women to get burst up in?"

Yes, but only by the right guy.


Post sexual-liberation women will fuck a less than desirable partner (that being one with whom procreation may not be desired) because, for one they're horny, and for two, the social and biological implications aren't the same.

But yeah, if you get a woman really turned on, she's going to want to feel you in her. If you're just another fuck along the road to monogamy, nah . . .

7/8/2008 8:30:39 AM