4!

7/9/2008 3:17:28 PM

The Comet.......damn, that brings back memories

7/9/2008 3:18:53 PM

a trash mouth in bed would be cool. I've never had a relationship with one of those. I did have this semester long sexual fling with a girl who always made me call her daddy when i was deep in her. That kinda freaked me out at first

7/9/2008 3:19:29 PM

You should come ramble in our thread

I get a little dirty when caught up in the moment.

7/9/2008 3:20:34 PM

I played this game the other day
I said

- taller than average but not TALL, not super skinny
- dark hair but blue or green eyes
- digs books
- adventuresome eater
- smokes occasionally/socially but isn't a smoker
- loves good beer
- solid group of friends. not super-dependent on sig. other for all attention/support

then i realized i had just described myself, and I always end up dating/hooking up with blondes who aren't any of those things
uh oh

7/9/2008 3:21:50 PM

yea i feel you guys on being alone at least a few days during the week

i grew up out in the country with no one to hang out with so i'm just kind of used to it and i def don't want to be around anyone after i get off work unless i've been to the gym to unwind

of course now i'm starting to think i'm going to die alone maybe i need to change haha

7/9/2008 3:28:55 PM

Two tits....a hole....and a heartbeat

7/9/2008 4:16:15 PM

i want a dime,
thats top of the line,
cute face,
slim waist,
and a big behind

lol at mike jones

7/9/2008 4:18:08 PM

ssly though, someone who can challenge me mentally.

hot helps as well

7/9/2008 4:18:59 PM

1. puts her makeup on the shelf when I'm away
2. never leaves the house then either
3. laughs for no one else

7/9/2008 4:19:05 PM

<3 that song

7/9/2008 4:19:21 PM

a tight asshole and willingness to do anal

7/9/2008 4:43:56 PM

i dont even get how hot women can concentrate in the workplace with men

7/9/2008 5:56:48 PM

Quote :

"Can I help ya? Can I help ya to some dick?"

7/9/2008 5:58:12 PM

Quote :

"Sadly I have all the good qualities, but I'm not skinny so they just all go out the window."

7/9/2008 6:00:05 PM

I will make any female that buys me a Wii for my birthday in August my girlfriend. just let that be known.

7/9/2008 6:07:41 PM

is thrifty a good one?

7/9/2008 6:13:01 PM

i'd be ecstatic with "not a consumer whore"

but that tends to be a BIG trade in the looks department

7/9/2008 6:27:07 PM

damn is that like a common saying? i thought i was kinda being original when i called someone in soap box that like a month ago

7/9/2008 6:27:46 PM

yeah dude

consumer whores come in both genders tho

7/9/2008 6:28:29 PM

short skirt and a loooooooooooooooooong jacket

7/9/2008 6:29:45 PM

true story...i've had like 12 epiphanies in the past day...one of them was that you can buy cheaper clothes if you get really really really really good as fuck shoes and a belt

7/9/2008 6:30:09 PM

Quote :

"Two tits....a hole....and a heartbeat"

damn...I just need to go buy a blowup doll.

7/9/2008 6:30:45 PM

lol ok true story...i've actually "thought" about that twice before...i was like i could practice my moves LOL

7/9/2008 6:31:47 PM

can not have been a stripper

7/9/2008 8:16:48 PM

this thread is interesting.

dnl, you are asking for a laundry list of things-- what exactly are you bringing to the table besides your neighbor girls panties and dead bugs?


i consider myself funny, mostly because people laugh at my jokes. i don't "make jokes" i usually make fun of a situation or retell a story in a comedic way. i don't know jokes and i'm terrible at the 2 i remember

i'm not a consumer whore but i do appreciate nice shit (that i buy for myself) i buy nice purses, jeans and sunglasses, thats about it. i also get my nails done but i regularly wear steel toed boots to work and jack up my manicure, do i care? no.

i love to read and talk about current events. i read the news daily and have been reading 1 book a week on avg lately.

hiking, camping, kayaking-- yes please. trying a new cuisine? sure, just help me pick something out that you think i might like.

i like time to myself as well. i'm an only child and sometimes need a day or two by myself to sort out my thoughts and decompress.

i don't really cook, but i am willing to learn.

i am not much into religion or politics. i vote but if you want to debate presidential candidates and their platforms, i'll lose interest quickly. i have opinions on issues and topics and i'm willing to discuss those.

i enjoy all kinds of tv shows and movies. chick flicks are good but i'd rather go with my girlfriends than you. i enjoy action and comedy films the most and thrillers are fun too.

what i am looking for in a guy is bascially someone who is the male version of everything you guys already mentioned, but not too much like me or i would probably get annoyed he also needs to be financially independent and not living at home. i'm not looking to pick up where mommy left off also he can't be intimidated by my career and the fact that i work with men all day, trust me, i'm not interested in any of them.

and how about someone who can teach me something new???

[Edited on July 9, 2008 at 9:55 PM. Reason : skldfjkd]

7/9/2008 9:54:35 PM

hmmm what do i want in a girl?
/well she cant be a raging homo...i dont want a girl that looks like a guy and i dont want her to attend gay pride
/she has to be somewhat good looking, i dont wanna fuck a girl for a while and then feel like i have to gnaw my arm off from under her one morning
/she has to be able to eat the poontang well.
/she needs to know how to do my laundry and cook

7/9/2008 10:01:02 PM

^^

Oh wait, only child. Count me out!

7/9/2008 10:05:45 PM

^^^

i agree, there should another thread about what guys bring to the table (aka ideal bf thread)

ps:your sis looks hot in that pic

7/9/2008 10:10:29 PM

yes i am an only child

no i was not spoiled, i actually grew up pretty poor to middle class

and i have step siblings i spent summers with so i have an idea what its like to be in a sibling relationship

and in fact, i enjoy working with others and don't always have to be in charge but have no problem stepping up to the plate

7/9/2008 10:16:51 PM

wolfy just won

7/9/2008 10:24:10 PM

basically

7/9/2008 10:25:54 PM

Quote :

"wolfy just won"

now only if she finds a ideal bf

7/9/2008 10:26:43 PM

oh whatever...

i won this thread just by waking up this morning

7/9/2008 10:28:43 PM

^^ been working on it!!

the journey has been quite hilarious actually. guys do some hilarious (stupid) shit and it rarely gets past the 3rd date

someone normal and fun would be nice!!

7/9/2008 10:30:00 PM

^^You didnt win shit. You even admitted you're a crappy girlfriend

[Edited on July 9, 2008 at 10:30 PM. Reason : ]

7/9/2008 10:30:25 PM

this is tww...

i always lie on tww

7/9/2008 10:30:52 PM

hey im going to be in texas next week

if you know what i mean

7/9/2008 10:31:05 PM

she said normal and fun...

that's means you're out

7/9/2008 10:31:47 PM

but i'm pretty much awesome!

7/9/2008 10:32:29 PM

somebody lied to you

7/9/2008 10:33:42 PM

Remember Ben, LP78 always lies on tww

7/9/2008 10:34:19 PM

hey...it wasn't me...

i've never told him he's awesome

7/9/2008 10:35:15 PM

i wont have time anyways

flying home from china friday, doing laundry in delaware saturday, flying to houston sunday then driving out that night to west orange on the tx/la border.

wewt

7/9/2008 10:35:23 PM

lol have fun in orange. i'm driving through tomorrow on my way back from glorious louisiana!

back to louisiana next week & the week after!

7/9/2008 10:36:53 PM

if i see you on I-10 ill wave!

7/9/2008 10:38:14 PM

it'd be great if I could find a girl I could have a meaningful conversation with. someone who could read my mind and know what I want and vice versa. someone that would be sexually compatible ( cause i last for a long period of time ... [ no douchebag ] . someone who is smart. someone who has goals in life. someone who can make a good sandwich.

7/9/2008 10:39:02 PM

have you ever seen the semi conductor billboard with the girl in the bikini on i-10??

7/9/2008 10:39:15 PM

apparantly aea is only a fraction of what Atlas seeks in a gf. thanks for the esteem boost, pal.

[Edited on July 9, 2008 at 10:40 PM. Reason : shall I list the qualities by #?]

7/9/2008 10:40:29 PM

girl...you know he luzz you!

7/9/2008 10:41:10 PM