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ubuntu is for pussies

10/25/2008 1:05:05 AM

noted

10/25/2008 1:05:25 AM

Be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States of America in Congress assembled, That every person who is named Ed and likes using Ubuntu, shall be classified as a pussy.

10/25/2008 1:07:17 AM

whats the biggest dick you've had in your ass before?

do you watch porn and if so strictly gay porn or heteroporn? how many chicks have you bwned?

10/25/2008 1:23:16 AM

10/25/2008 1:23:48 AM

holy mother of god.... is right.



how many times do i have to say that i don't really enjoy taking it up the ass, i much prefer giving it.

i do watch porn, just like practically every other male in the world. mostly gay.

i've bwned four chicks that i know of.

10/25/2008 1:28:36 AM

damn man thats messed up...you have fucked more chicks than me

[Edited on October 25, 2008 at 1:31 AM. Reason : ever do a chick in the ass? lol but serious question]

10/25/2008 1:31:30 AM

actually no

the one time i tried i got smacked in the face

10/25/2008 1:32:29 AM

happens to the best of us

10/25/2008 1:33:06 AM

what did you do after she smacked you?

10/25/2008 1:33:21 AM

laughed

that was the end of that night

10/25/2008 1:34:14 AM

hahah drunkn' pwnt

10/25/2008 1:34:32 AM

should i dress up for halloween? if so can you name like 3 ideas of costumes?

10/25/2008 2:09:20 AM

DYLAN

DYLAN

DYLAN

10/25/2008 2:13:26 AM

Bob?

10/25/2008 2:15:58 AM

hay guise what's goin on in this thread?

10/25/2008 2:33:14 AM

BOB THE BUILDER!!!

[Edited on October 25, 2008 at 2:34 AM. Reason : icwydt]

10/25/2008 2:34:04 AM

Are we ever hanging out?

10/25/2008 3:22:23 AM

would you let EMCE suck you off? why?

10/25/2008 3:23:56 AM

bwn?

10/25/2008 3:24:08 AM

^

10/25/2008 3:26:39 AM

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"Are we ever hanging out?"

of course!

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"would you let EMCE suck you off? why?"

no, i don't find him attractive

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"bwn?"

@Mr. Joshua - lemme see a pic and then we'll talk
@Jen - OMG YES, DUH

10/25/2008 3:28:51 AM

ask me stuff

keep me entertained at work

10/31/2008 9:18:52 PM

bwn?

10/31/2008 9:19:20 PM

do you want fabulous?

10/31/2008 9:19:22 PM

8====8?

10/31/2008 9:20:24 PM

whats the bizzare shit you see again and again as an emt?

11/5/2008 11:39:47 PM

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"bwn?"

k

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"do you want fabulous? "

THAT IS MY SIMPLE REQUEST.

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"8====8?"

dude, you never let them touch

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"whats the bizzare shit you see again and again as an emt?"

i think there's a thread dedicated to stories from jeff (beardawg) and i... i haven't posted in there in a while, but if i remember correctly, i posted some good stuff a while back

11/6/2008 2:16:24 AM

sdnhaoeirhnskdfonbspeor,herhnosdifnos?

11/6/2008 2:19:31 AM

Do you ever miss The Grains?

11/6/2008 2:19:38 AM

you guys should all come play FAKE MONEY POKER!11 LOL

11/6/2008 2:21:23 AM

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"sdnhaoeirhnskdfonbspeor,herhnosdifnos?"

damn, you watch facebook like a hawk

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"Do you ever miss The Grains?"

that question has many answers.

do i miss being in the group? yep.
am i glad i am no longer a part of the current group? yep.
do i miss certain people that are currently in the group? yep.
do i think there are people currently in the group that like to take power trips, control everything, be asses to everyone else, and generally reflect the complete opposite of what the old grains were? yep.

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"you guys should all come play FAKE MONEY POKER!11 LOL"

dat 190% fake money poker?

11/6/2008 2:22:34 AM

wtf are the grains?

and yes, I'm trying to get a TWW poker room goin', attendance is mandatory

[Edited on November 6, 2008 at 2:24 AM. Reason : LOLz]

ps pokerroom.com has a Linux-friendly Java client

[Edited on November 6, 2008 at 2:26 AM. Reason : .]

11/6/2008 2:23:42 AM

Should I take the dweller to see HSM3?

11/6/2008 2:27:45 AM

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"Should I take the dweller to see HSM3?"

there is no acceptable answer to that question other than YES
i should also come

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"wtf are the grains?"

only (what used to be) the most awesome male a cappella group EVAR

11/6/2008 2:28:47 AM

Yeah, The Grains was a freakin' baller a capella group at NC State. I used to usher their concerts (as well as the Ladies in Red). I like the Ladies because they were ladies and I liked The Grains because they put on a show and could sing.

So you wouldn't mind seeing HSM3 a [second,third,fourth,etc.] time?

11/6/2008 2:30:48 AM

do you find "gay" or "faggot" offensive?

11/16/2008 2:36:38 AM

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"So you wouldn't mind seeing HSM3 a [second,third,fourth,etc.] time?"

hellz to the no

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"do you find "gay" or "faggot" offensive?"

no, and i use them quite frequently

11/16/2008 2:37:47 AM

ever been to legends?

11/16/2008 2:37:53 AM

i will never set foot into that place ever again

it was probably the most horrible experience i've ever had in my life

full of old men....

11/16/2008 2:38:40 AM

see at least evan is one of those queers that isnt so fucking anal...i cant stand how some gays are like "you shouldnt say "queer" or "faggot" " etc...its even worse when a non homo is like "you shouldnt say those words"...

11/16/2008 2:40:19 AM

well, i think of them to be in the same category as the n-word and such

it's a derogatory term used to describe something about someone that they cannot control

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"see at least evan is one of those queers that isnt so fucking anal"

if you were to say "see, at least evan is one of those niggers that isnt so fucking in love with fried chicken"

people would be all over you

for this, i really take offense to the statements you make in regards to gay people

11/16/2008 2:41:39 AM

he's inherently anal...

11/16/2008 2:41:42 AM

i still dont get the "cant control being gay" argument

11/16/2008 2:46:46 AM

have you ever kicked anyone's ass?

11/16/2008 2:49:14 AM

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"i still dont get the "cant control being gay" argument"

think about it

i know this has been said way too much... but why would anyone CHOOSE to be gay?! life would be so much fucking easier if i was straight.

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"have you ever kicked anyone's ass?"

yes

11/16/2008 3:06:29 AM

HORNET DANCE?

11/16/2008 3:07:05 AM

CASTLE OF EVIL!

11/16/2008 3:10:06 AM

WE'RE THE ROBOTS?

11/16/2008 3:10:26 AM

where are my pics

11/16/2008 3:10:56 AM