are you cold right now?

4/12/2009 2:31:42 AM

actually I am...despite the fact that I am wearing sweatpants and a hoodie.

4/12/2009 2:32:38 AM

should i go make a toaster strudel, a pb&j, or eat cereal?

4/12/2009 2:34:38 AM

toaster strudel! that shit is the heat

4/12/2009 2:35:24 AM

whats something really boring yet slightly interesting on tv that i can watch to put me to sleep?

4/12/2009 2:36:17 AM

ummm...the History channel?


Billy Mays informercials?

4/12/2009 2:36:48 AM

haha i love the history channel when its actually about history, shit like modern marvels pisses me off though

4/12/2009 2:39:15 AM

bttt

5/13/2009 9:36:13 PM

?

5/13/2009 9:37:19 PM

!

The dude at the desk across from me at work reminds me of you. But I wish it was you!

5/13/2009 9:39:15 PM

aha, is the awkward looking and perverted?

5/13/2009 9:47:59 PM

naw, he's pretty hot

5/13/2009 10:10:24 PM

hot sex?

5/13/2009 11:35:37 PM

Am I purty?

5/13/2009 11:50:15 PM

^^sure!


^yeah, but get rid of the mohawk

5/14/2009 8:50:18 AM

this is your brain on drugs....any questions?

6/4/2009 4:15:50 PM

Have you had a Take 5 lately?

6/4/2009 4:17:46 PM

No! Not for ages...like probably a year. Have you?

6/4/2009 4:18:42 PM

I'm eating one now

6/4/2009 4:19:23 PM

Should I go to the north end of carolina beach tomorrow night or saturday night?

6/4/2009 4:20:25 PM

^^sweet...I have been steering clear of vending machines lately so that's why I haven't had one. I still managed to get fat though.


^both!

6/4/2009 4:22:11 PM

Take 5's aren't in the vending machines at work (thank god)...I picked it up at Walgreens this morning.


Coke Zero and a Take 5 Bar...lunch of champions

6/4/2009 4:23:18 PM

I don't think they really have them at my job anymore either, not that I have been paying much attention to the vending machines.

Usually it seems like they put a lot of a candy bar when it's newer to get people hooked on it, but then they take it out after it's been out awhile.

6/7/2009 11:02:48 AM

yeahhhhhhhhhhh

6/16/2009 11:31:38 PM

how is life treating you?

6/16/2009 11:35:16 PM

what is your opinion of the history channel's tendancy to add really lame sound effects to old war footage that clearly never had sound


im against it. not only is it distracting, it borders on revisionist history and is just downright undignified

6/16/2009 11:37:20 PM

^^not bad...can't wait until I can quit this stupid job because I absolutely hate it. but that will be remedied soon enough.
how bout you?

^I have no problem with it. History is boring without special effects!!!

6/16/2009 11:39:02 PM

i'm doing ok. glad you are fixing your job situation. now that the job is going to be over, you should visit me here in raleigh.

6/16/2009 11:43:35 PM

I will ask you a question I overheard a son ask his father at work.

Does glass float in water?

(The father said that it may float under certain circumstances. He then pointed out that a small shard of glass may float, presumably due to its smaller size)

This guy seemed to talk straight through his butt cheeks

6/16/2009 11:50:33 PM

^^yeah, I havent been to raleigh in ages. anybody that I hung out with there has moved, so not much reason to go back.

^I'll say no, because glass is more dense than water.

6/16/2009 11:52:21 PM

gravy boats are made of glass and they have to float they are friggin BOATS

6/16/2009 11:53:27 PM

they only float when the sharks put them on their backs. they like to add gravy for a little flavor in their diets.

6/16/2009 11:56:40 PM

6/16/2009 11:57:42 PM

haaay shawner

6/17/2009 12:02:49 AM

word?

6/18/2009 9:48:12 PM

so how longs it been since you had a steady bf?

6/18/2009 9:48:51 PM

awhile...like 6 years

6/18/2009 9:51:13 PM

how have you been? long time no talk to.

6/18/2009 9:52:40 PM

?

6/18/2009 9:52:54 PM

^^alright. kinda sucky now cause I need to work all summer so I can save money for fall when I won't be able to work as much and will have rent and shit to pay.

^ !

6/18/2009 9:54:57 PM

miss raleigh any?

how often do you get to the beach?

6/18/2009 9:57:04 PM

I miss raleigh every once in awhile. I wouldn't mind going back to chill every once in awhile but i've lost touch with everyone that I chilled with when I was there, or they have since moved, so it's probably not gonna happen.

I haven't been to the beach any this summer. I meant to go last weekend but I've been kinda lazy lately.

6/18/2009 9:59:28 PM

what do you think is worse


not having a father in your life

or having an abusive uncaring father in your life

6/18/2009 10:00:45 PM

having an uncaring and abusive father is worse, for sho.

6/18/2009 10:03:04 PM

whats my best quality?

whats my worst quality?

6/18/2009 10:07:46 PM

your best quality is your warm outgoing personality that makes people want to hang out with you


your worst quality is your need to always appear "cool" in front of your friends and in control of every situation

6/18/2009 10:23:50 PM

wow, i agree with you


i also would have accepted selfishness

6/18/2009 10:25:51 PM

I, however, do not accept selfishness.

6/18/2009 10:36:42 PM

bttt

6/24/2009 9:44:59 PM

when you gonna hang out with me?

6/24/2009 9:45:22 PM