I think that I could single handedly save america from its economic woes. 9 months from now, there would be about 14 babies for sale per day!

10/10/2008 9:52:34 AM

hahahaha EMCE FOR OFFICIAL BABY MAKER!!!

10/10/2008 9:53:47 AM

damn, that's scary

a mob of mini EMCEs running around

carrying clubs
robbing people
punching old ladies in the stomach
not putting shopping carts back in the corals in the parking lot




they would be like the mother flippin' FOOT CLAN

10/10/2008 9:58:59 AM

hahahha


yeah thats why i didn't volunteer i was a hellion... i don't need more little hellions running around..

10/10/2008 10:08:45 AM

abandon all hope!

10/10/2008 10:22:09 AM

how would one inject fun into their work so that their day would finish much faster????

10/10/2008 10:27:16 AM

I haven't figured that out yet. i'm bored, so I just took on a side project....

waiting on a call now.

p.s., the person that is going to call me is a mouth breather....and I hate talking on the phone with him.


CUAAAGH Hi Jeff CUAAAGH. CUAAAAGH How's it going today. Cuaaaagh....

10/10/2008 10:30:35 AM

dude you work with darth vader??

awesome!!!

10/10/2008 10:54:22 AM

aha

he's always trying to coax me into the dark side

and by 'the dark side', I mean a small dark closet where he can molest me

10/10/2008 10:57:35 AM

aww corporate buttsecks isn't cool

10/10/2008 10:58:39 AM

outstanding

today for lunch I am having manhattan clam chowder w/ crackers, cod salmon filet, shrimp, clam strips, fries, and soda

outstanding...

10/10/2008 11:53:49 AM

i'm having a blackened chicken Caesar salad.

10/10/2008 11:55:33 AM

racist

10/10/2008 11:56:23 AM

yeah i don't like white chicken its icky and gross...

10/10/2008 11:57:35 AM

chick fil a people
it's the bomb

10/10/2008 1:12:04 PM

terrorist....

yeah i don't like their food that much... the best thing is the waffle fries but then even they're trumped by curly fries...

10/10/2008 1:15:59 PM

we don't even have them up here

10/10/2008 1:51:44 PM

its ok they're not open on Sundays anyway

10/10/2008 1:58:54 PM

RAWR

10/11/2008 9:09:36 PM

is that sara palin??

10/11/2008 9:12:02 PM

yes

yes it is

http://jj.am/gallery/v/PronGIFs/Silverman_tickle_torture.gif.html

10/11/2008 9:12:58 PM

wilma flintstone

10/11/2008 9:13:04 PM

sara silverman is hawt

10/11/2008 9:15:03 PM

we're about to watch some movies. this is going to be awesome

She picked out that Zohan movie
I got Ravenous

tonight will be a good night

10/11/2008 9:16:02 PM

i'm watching a brosnan era jame's bond.

10/11/2008 9:17:26 PM

i bought the iron man blu-ray edition

i'm fucking stoked

!!!

10/11/2008 9:18:12 PM

oh snap

yeah, I got ironman last weekend. I still haven't bought a blu-ray player yet though. I guess I'll pick up a ps3 relatively soon and just be done with it

10/11/2008 9:19:47 PM

yeah i had hd dvd for the sex box but i'm too motorcycle centered right now to worry about a blu ray player


but i have it too

10/11/2008 9:21:18 PM

sup to thee foo1?

10/13/2008 9:32:05 AM

I miss the titty layin days .... thanks a lot buddy!!!

10/13/2008 9:32:42 AM

aha, i posted in your thread

10/13/2008 9:34:15 AM

you can lay on my tits if you want

quaggy, you can lay there too....just don't try to play with my balls or nuthin'

10/13/2008 9:47:30 AM

sounds fair

10/13/2008 9:47:49 AM

yayya

10/13/2008 10:35:28 AM

today is going by sooooo slow

10/13/2008 11:04:06 AM

Mine is flying by... one hour till lunch ftw!!!

10/13/2008 11:04:48 AM

yeah...

It's weird.. Like the longer I can put off lunch, the shorter my day seems. I guess I think of lunch as breaking my work day in half. So if I put it off till 1, then i've tricked my brain...and my day seems shorter (assuming I leave at 4)

10/13/2008 11:08:10 AM

I'm the same way but we're supposed to take lunch at 11 so i think one would be a little obscene for me to take mine @

10/13/2008 11:10:53 AM

ahh, gotcha...

They don't have too many restrictions here on that.

cafeteria is fully upen from 11 to 1. then from 1 to 2 they only serve sandwiches and soup.

we can of course leave for lunch. if we leave during the day, we can take up to 2 hours..of course making up the time spent not working.



also, when I was just outside, I smiled at this old (40 or so), fat lady with big boobs and red lipstick...and I said "hi"
she did not say anything back, but she made a kissy face. I've never seen this woman before in my life. but if she pulls me aside into a janitor's closet and tries to give me a BJ, i'll probably let her

10/13/2008 11:17:06 AM

hahahah yeah i wish i could get one of those


ohh wait..


i think i can

10/13/2008 11:45:52 AM

you just have to believe

10/13/2008 11:47:28 AM

I think i can, I think i can, I think i can, I think i can, I think i can, I think i can, I think i can, I think i can, I think i can, I think i can, I think i can, I think i can, I think i can, I think i can, I think i can, I think i can, I think i can,

10/13/2008 11:49:39 AM

I, too, need a BJ gutterslut

10/13/2008 12:00:11 PM

haahahahhahahah

i too...

10/13/2008 1:10:57 PM

there would be wrld peace if every man had this

10/13/2008 2:29:07 PM

srsly ... i mean as soon as one would start to get tense .....

HEY GS..... You know what to do!

10/13/2008 2:59:06 PM

it would make even Bin Laden poop frickin' rainbows

10/13/2008 3:06:56 PM

and nothing is prettier than rainbows making love!!

10/13/2008 3:10:30 PM

I have a playlist called XSMP....


cause its metal as fuck

10/15/2008 11:05:27 AM

you two suck at rambling


take lessons from me and erica

10/15/2008 11:30:05 AM