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8/1/2010 5:53:43 PM

I had a sneak attack today. Shit snuck up on me and only gave me SECONDS to react!

8/1/2010 6:07:05 PM

I hope you shit your pants.

8/1/2010 6:13:16 PM

k.

8/1/2010 7:11:45 PM

8/2/2010 1:13:44 PM

Took another shit today. We had our water shut off today due to some work being done to the house. I went to flush and thought the toilet was going to blow up!

8/2/2010 1:21:12 PM

Is there a ratio of body weight to amount of excrement created annually?

8/2/2010 3:22:34 PM

Bright green?!

8/15/2010 7:01:01 PM

So I've got these farts today that have no smell and make great noise.

They're really a pleasure.

8/26/2010 3:08:46 PM

woo woo!

9/27/2010 1:51:42 PM

I am curious what makes particular poops postworthy. I don't want to know but still

9/27/2010 1:57:44 PM

Mr. Joshua, it is so good to put a face with a pooper.

9/27/2010 1:59:57 PM

^ yea, that just sounds odd

9/27/2010 2:00:53 PM

I hit the bottomless meatball sunday deal at Gravy last night and the specialty meatball was the "Disco Inferno". It had chili powder, habaneros, and a few other things in there.

That was actually spicy on the way out as well. I did not enjoy that sensation one bit.

9/27/2010 2:06:47 PM

After my surgery when I was on percocet I was constipated for like 4 days. In my 30 years of living I've never experienced that. At first it was kind of convenient...but after 3 days I turned to prune juice and after that didn't help I just pushed really hard

9/27/2010 2:09:17 PM

I had something similar after my surgery 18 months ago.

I was told that I couldn't have solid food until I dropped deuce, so after 4 days I just made a pot of really strong coffee and spent the day on the john.

9/27/2010 2:13:04 PM

it's a humbling experience to be stopped up while on percs and have to have the gf go buy stool softener and laxatives because you havent shit in like 5 days

side note: dumpin' with a leg that's entirely immobile is logistically interesting.

9/27/2010 4:47:57 PM

been feeling this coming for a while, but wanted to wait until I got home.




clean!

[Edited on September 27, 2010 at 6:33 PM. Reason : c]

9/27/2010 6:27:06 PM

I needed to poop once, just couldn't. Found out I had a 20 lb tumor in my stomach, how bout that shit.

9/27/2010 7:28:15 PM

Quote :

"how bout that shit."

YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH!

9/27/2010 7:44:11 PM

did you die?

9/27/2010 7:47:37 PM

might have, really not sure

9/27/2010 7:48:41 PM

Buffalo beef on weck sandwich from Cherry Bomb Grill.

[shakes fist]

10/1/2010 2:28:03 PM

The other day I had lunch from the hot bar at Whole Foods and later my pee smelled like puppy breath.

10/13/2010 12:13:55 PM

brb

11/17/2010 2:05:12 PM

the contractions are getting close

11/23/2010 3:58:21 PM

Killed it.

12/14/2010 10:18:00 PM

double rainbows

12/15/2010 3:41:04 AM

I don't get you people.

Unless I'm sick or I just didn't eat or something, I'm once a day, every day, at pretty much the same time. I'm like a machine.

Still, some are better than others -- the one-wipers especially -- so I understand that some poops are postworthy.

12/15/2010 3:49:31 AM

Strange as it is, I've never caught a girlfriend taking a shit.

It would be incredibly nasty, and I make this pretty clear to them, so maybe they're actively concealing it.

12/15/2010 7:16:26 AM

12/15/2010 9:07:02 AM

the contraptions!

1/6/2011 2:25:46 PM

I had a hell of a doozy in Harrelson yesterday. I was planning on posting in real time on my phone, but the 50 years worth of lead paint around me blocked the signal.

1/25/2011 3:47:28 PM

Woulda been nice if you could've at least provided some photographic evidence of your adventure.

1/25/2011 3:49:02 PM

I had some good ones yesterday, but the lighting wasn't up to par.

1/25/2011 3:52:01 PM

Thus the leader in the clubhouse remains my candy cane shaped behemoth from last year

1/25/2011 3:54:46 PM

Oh Christ. Again?

brb

2/2/2011 2:46:56 PM

brb

2/15/2011 3:48:05 PM

lunch must have been good, eh?

2/15/2011 4:27:16 PM

12" sammich

2/15/2011 4:31:18 PM

2 surface breachers in the span of 5 hours.

This is your fault, Goodberry's.

2/23/2011 7:45:22 PM

I'm pooping from there right now. And on a side note. I need to eat more fiber.

2/23/2011 7:54:40 PM

That was some violence on par with Verdun.

Just to be safe I actually wiped down my cheeks and the back of my sack before I pulled my pants up.

3/28/2011 11:37:04 PM

do you talk to your friends about pooping too or just tww?

3/28/2011 11:39:49 PM

just tww.

and you when I see you.

3/28/2011 11:41:21 PM

Lucky me!

3/28/2011 11:44:18 PM

on a side note, i don't think ill think of your sack the same way again

3/28/2011 11:45:51 PM

I didn't realize that you spent time thinking about it.

3/29/2011 12:00:22 AM

I actually started to think of names for this one.

I was really liking Rory, and Janice if it was a floater.

HBD RORY!

4/19/2011 9:35:55 PM

ive clogged the toilet w/ my last 3 dumps

that's with flushing before wiping



i hate my weakass toilet

4/19/2011 9:37:07 PM