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TenaciousC
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granted, but you hit your head on every doorway through which you walk

I wish I were in the mountains taking pictures of the fall leaves

11/2/2008 1:31:37 PM

skeeter
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granted, but once you get there a massive forest fire has burnt down all the trees

I wish I had more beer



[Edited on November 2, 2008 at 1:35 PM. Reason : .]

11/2/2008 1:35:31 PM

thumper
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granted, but it's Beast Light

i wish i had some cheesecake

11/2/2008 7:01:36 PM

tromboner950
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granted, but it's ass-cheese.


I wish I weren't so sleepy.

11/2/2008 7:02:55 PM

Aficionado
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grated but now you are addicted to adderall

i wish i was motivated



[Edited on November 2, 2008 at 7:05 PM. Reason :

11/2/2008 7:04:58 PM

tromboner950
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granted but now you are addicted to adderall

I, too, wish I was motivated

11/2/2008 7:06:29 PM

sglazier
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granted but now you are addicted to adderol
I wish my car had a transmission

11/2/2008 7:07:22 PM

skeeter
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granted, but after getting the tranny your motor blew.
I wish I didnt have to work tomorrow

11/2/2008 7:19:48 PM

thumper
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granted! you're unemployed!!!

i wish he'd go ahead and cook those steaks already

11/2/2008 7:20:56 PM

Vix
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granted, but the steaks were burned after they were dropped on the ground in a pile of ants

I wish I had some waffle house.

11/3/2008 1:38:42 AM

BigEgo
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granted, but it's shittier than normal.

i wish i had a padding partner tonight.

11/3/2008 2:18:30 AM

Tiberius
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granted

I wish this thread didn't suck major ass

[Edited on November 3, 2008 at 2:22 AM. Reason : LOL]

11/3/2008 2:21:57 AM

BigEgo
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granted, but that means you can't post there (ohh burn)

i wish that i had a urinal in my bathroom.




[Edited on November 3, 2008 at 2:23 AM. Reason : f]

11/3/2008 2:22:25 AM

Tiberius
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I fixed it

and technically did grant your wish

11/3/2008 2:22:49 AM

BigEgo
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i know

11/3/2008 2:23:20 AM

Tiberius
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so fuck it

I wish I had a mother fuckin' sport bike, a CBR250RR to be precise!1

11/3/2008 2:24:32 AM

BigEgo
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granted, but the engine doesn't work

i wish that i had a personal chef

11/3/2008 2:25:06 AM

Tiberius
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GRANTED, but he's on disability and can't work

I wish the engine worked, LOL

11/3/2008 2:26:42 AM

cddweller
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Granted, but now it's in my garage.

I wish to go back to school.

11/3/2008 4:56:13 AM

BigEgo
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granted, but you're 600K in debt and going to high school again

I wish i had a bottle of captain

11/3/2008 5:06:01 AM

wizzkidd
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granted but you're too tanked to get it up.

I wish I was home from Iraq!

11/3/2008 5:34:16 AM

BigEgo
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granted, but in a week you're going to iran.

i wish i had a million dollars

11/3/2008 5:38:35 AM

Jrb599
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Granted, but inflation is so high that your poor.

I wish it was the weekend still.

11/3/2008 7:01:11 AM

BigEgo
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granted, but you're an asshole... literally.


i wish i didn't have a calc test today

11/3/2008 7:12:25 AM

MikeHancho
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granted but now you dont go to school and work with Michael Vick at your local Wendy's

I wish it was already the weekend

11/3/2008 10:36:53 AM

TaterSalad
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Granted, but you missed the post-election riots that resulted from Obama losing in a landslide


I wish my fantasy football team did better

11/3/2008 10:44:29 AM

ambrosia1231
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granted: you're still playing fantasy football

I wish I could go camping this week

11/3/2008 10:48:55 AM

MikeHancho
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granted, pack your bags you’re going to the Iraqi Desert

I wish I could breathe underwater

11/3/2008 10:51:32 AM

puppy
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granted, you are now a fish about to be eaten by a shark.

I wish it would snow.

11/3/2008 10:53:32 AM

TaterSalad
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Granted, but you've just been hit in the face with the world's biggest snowball

I wish it was my birthday

11/3/2008 11:26:15 AM

MikeHancho
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granted, but its your last

I wish that is was cheap and easy to move to Australia if a certain someone makes office (*cough* *obama* *cough*)

11/3/2008 12:21:39 PM

Jrb599
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Granted, but you're involved in a convenient store robbery and get boomeranged to death.

I wish I didn't have group work this semester.

11/3/2008 12:35:54 PM

cddweller
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Granted, but you'll be feuling your anti-social tendencies and missing out on flirting with the d00ds.

I wish I had registered to vote.

11/4/2008 5:55:26 AM

cddweller
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bttt

11/4/2008 2:31:40 PM

MikeHancho
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I wish the creator's of "save by zero" die of gonorrhea and rot in hell

11/12/2008 10:40:35 AM

Yodajammies
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Granted, but now you're in hell too and that song is on infinite repeat.


I wish I was a robot and could enslave the human race.

11/12/2008 10:49:57 AM

puppy
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granted but the human race is now useless

I wish class was over.

11/12/2008 11:21:26 AM

IRSeriousCat
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granted, but you've graduated and now you have to actually work for a living


i wish people in soap box woudl stop using

11/12/2008 11:29:14 AM

SaabTurbo
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GRANTED BUT NOW THE SOAP BOX DOESN'T EXIST.


I WISH MORE OF YOU SMOKED ROCKS.

11/12/2008 11:31:05 AM

IRSeriousCat
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granted, but you no longer stand out as the only one typing in all caps


i wish my job was more enjoyable but paid the same

11/12/2008 11:45:22 AM

MikeHancho
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granted but now working is the only thing that brings joy to your life

I wish it was Thanksgiving already so I can grub out

11/12/2008 11:50:31 AM

Jrb599
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granted, but now you're a fat ass

I wish the economy would pick up

[Edited on November 12, 2008 at 11:51 AM. Reason : ]

11/12/2008 11:51:12 AM

Jax883
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Granted. Now the government owns your house, car, dog, and that tuna sandwich you've been saving.


I wish that rock never hit my windshield yesterday.

11/12/2008 11:57:54 AM

MikeHancho
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granted but it hit you in your nuts making you incapable of ever having sex again due to pain

i wish it was summer again already

11/12/2008 12:00:07 PM

richthofen
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Granted, instead it bounced under your car and punctured your oil pan, causing your engine to seize.

I wish I didn't have any debt.

11/12/2008 12:01:21 PM

shmorri2
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Granted, but now you are homeless.

I wish there was such a thing as "free lunch."

11/12/2008 12:03:12 PM

Jax883
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Granted. Now you're in the butt hut sharing a meal with your cell mate, just prior to his raping you in the shower.


I wish this day would move along.

11/12/2008 12:06:11 PM

Jrb599
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granted but now you're in jail raping shmorri2 in the shower.

I wish I had now HW.

[Edited on November 12, 2008 at 12:07 PM. Reason : ]

11/12/2008 12:07:23 PM

Vix
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Granted, but you have a test or quiz every day instead.

I wish this pizza didn't taste so awful.

11/12/2008 12:09:22 PM

shmorri2
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granted but you are still hungry because the only way to rid yourself from the taste of that horrid pizza was to vomit in your own mouth.

I wish people wouldn't corrupt me or this wish.

[Edited on November 12, 2008 at 2:08 PM. Reason : .]

11/12/2008 2:02:03 PM

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