granted, but you hit your head on every doorway through which you walkI wish I were in the mountains taking pictures of the fall leaves
11/2/2008 1:31:37 PM
granted, but once you get there a massive forest fire has burnt down all the trees I wish I had more beer[Edited on November 2, 2008 at 1:35 PM. Reason : .]
11/2/2008 1:35:31 PM
granted, but it's Beast Lighti wish i had some cheesecake
11/2/2008 7:01:36 PM
granted, but it's ass-cheese.I wish I weren't so sleepy.
11/2/2008 7:02:55 PM
grated but now you are addicted to adderalli wish i was motivated
[Edited on November 2, 2008 at 7:05 PM. Reason :
11/2/2008 7:04:58 PM
granted but now you are addicted to adderallI, too, wish I was motivated
11/2/2008 7:06:29 PM
granted but now you are addicted to adderol I wish my car had a transmission
11/2/2008 7:07:22 PM
granted, but after getting the tranny your motor blew.I wish I didnt have to work tomorrow
11/2/2008 7:19:48 PM
granted! you're unemployed!!! i wish he'd go ahead and cook those steaks already
11/2/2008 7:20:56 PM
granted, but the steaks were burned after they were dropped on the ground in a pile of antsI wish I had some waffle house.
11/3/2008 1:38:42 AM
granted, but it's shittier than normal.i wish i had a padding partner tonight.
11/3/2008 2:18:30 AM
granted I wish this thread didn't suck major ass[Edited on November 3, 2008 at 2:22 AM. Reason : LOL]
11/3/2008 2:21:57 AM
granted, but that means you can't post there (ohh burn)i wish that i had a urinal in my bathroom.[Edited on November 3, 2008 at 2:23 AM. Reason : f]
11/3/2008 2:22:25 AM
I fixed itand technically did grant your wish
11/3/2008 2:22:49 AM
i know
11/3/2008 2:23:20 AM
so fuck itI wish I had a mother fuckin' sport bike, a CBR250RR to be precise!1
11/3/2008 2:24:32 AM
granted, but the engine doesn't work i wish that i had a personal chef
11/3/2008 2:25:06 AM
GRANTED, but he's on disability and can't workI wish the engine worked, LOL
11/3/2008 2:26:42 AM
Granted, but now it's in my garage. I wish to go back to school.
11/3/2008 4:56:13 AM
granted, but you're 600K in debt and going to high school againI wish i had a bottle of captain
11/3/2008 5:06:01 AM
granted but you're too tanked to get it up.I wish I was home from Iraq!
11/3/2008 5:34:16 AM
granted, but in a week you're going to iran.i wish i had a million dollars
11/3/2008 5:38:35 AM
Granted, but inflation is so high that your poor.I wish it was the weekend still.
11/3/2008 7:01:11 AM
granted, but you're an asshole... literally.i wish i didn't have a calc test today
11/3/2008 7:12:25 AM
granted but now you dont go to school and work with Michael Vick at your local Wendy'sI wish it was already the weekend
11/3/2008 10:36:53 AM
Granted, but you missed the post-election riots that resulted from Obama losing in a landslideI wish my fantasy football team did better
11/3/2008 10:44:29 AM
granted: you're still playing fantasy football I wish I could go camping this week
11/3/2008 10:48:55 AM
granted, pack your bags you’re going to the Iraqi DesertI wish I could breathe underwater
11/3/2008 10:51:32 AM
granted, you are now a fish about to be eaten by a shark.I wish it would snow.
11/3/2008 10:53:32 AM
Granted, but you've just been hit in the face with the world's biggest snowballI wish it was my birthday
11/3/2008 11:26:15 AM
granted, but its your lastI wish that is was cheap and easy to move to Australia if a certain someone makes office (*cough* *obama* *cough*)
11/3/2008 12:21:39 PM
Granted, but you're involved in a convenient store robbery and get boomeranged to death.I wish I didn't have group work this semester.
11/3/2008 12:35:54 PM
Granted, but you'll be feuling your anti-social tendencies and missing out on flirting with the d00ds.I wish I had registered to vote.
11/4/2008 5:55:26 AM
bttt
11/4/2008 2:31:40 PM
I wish the creator's of "save by zero" die of gonorrhea and rot in hell
11/12/2008 10:40:35 AM
Granted, but now you're in hell too and that song is on infinite repeat.I wish I was a robot and could enslave the human race.
11/12/2008 10:49:57 AM
granted but the human race is now uselessI wish class was over.
11/12/2008 11:21:26 AM
granted, but you've graduated and now you have to actually work for a livingi wish people in soap box woudl stop using
11/12/2008 11:29:14 AM
GRANTED BUT NOW THE SOAP BOX DOESN'T EXIST.I WISH MORE OF YOU SMOKED ROCKS.
11/12/2008 11:31:05 AM
granted, but you no longer stand out as the only one typing in all capsi wish my job was more enjoyable but paid the same
11/12/2008 11:45:22 AM
granted but now working is the only thing that brings joy to your lifeI wish it was Thanksgiving already so I can grub out
11/12/2008 11:50:31 AM
granted, but now you're a fat assI wish the economy would pick up[Edited on November 12, 2008 at 11:51 AM. Reason : ]
11/12/2008 11:51:12 AM
Granted. Now the government owns your house, car, dog, and that tuna sandwich you've been saving.I wish that rock never hit my windshield yesterday.
11/12/2008 11:57:54 AM
granted but it hit you in your nuts making you incapable of ever having sex again due to paini wish it was summer again already
11/12/2008 12:00:07 PM
Granted, instead it bounced under your car and punctured your oil pan, causing your engine to seize.I wish I didn't have any debt.
11/12/2008 12:01:21 PM
Granted, but now you are homeless.I wish there was such a thing as "free lunch."
11/12/2008 12:03:12 PM
Granted. Now you're in the butt hut sharing a meal with your cell mate, just prior to his raping you in the shower.I wish this day would move along.
11/12/2008 12:06:11 PM
granted but now you're in jail raping shmorri2 in the shower.I wish I had now HW.[Edited on November 12, 2008 at 12:07 PM. Reason : ]
11/12/2008 12:07:23 PM
Granted, but you have a test or quiz every day instead.I wish this pizza didn't taste so awful.
11/12/2008 12:09:22 PM
granted but you are still hungry because the only way to rid yourself from the taste of that horrid pizza was to vomit in your own mouth. I wish people wouldn't corrupt me or this wish.[Edited on November 12, 2008 at 2:08 PM. Reason : .]
11/12/2008 2:02:03 PM