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12/21/2008 2:12:19 AM

^^lol

[Edited on December 21, 2008 at 2:12 AM. Reason : .]

12/21/2008 2:12:23 AM

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"The study confirms previous reports, in particular that homosexuals have more maternal than paternal male homosexual relatives, that homosexual males are more often later-born than first-born and that they have more older brothers than older sisters"

Because you can't read, I'll summarize. The study confirms:

1. Homosexuals have more male relatives on their mother's side than their father's.
2. They are born later and have more older brothers.
3. Thus, nature steps in and says "Enough!"

12/21/2008 2:12:59 AM

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"because for the last 30 billion years most people/animals/plants have been straight. theres no reason for you to be gay. "

^ That makes perfect sense, except...



what part of my body decides how many male children is too many and decides to make the last ones gay?

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12/21/2008 2:13:18 AM

seems like it was easier being non gay in america back in the 50's

12/21/2008 2:14:08 AM

i, too, am disgusted by evan

12/21/2008 2:14:24 AM

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"that homosexual males are more often later-born than first-born and that they have more older brothers than older sisters""

sounds like some good old fashioned middle child rebellion to me

12/21/2008 2:15:46 AM

yeah evan how many older brothers & uncles do you have?


if that theory was true than a single child whose parents were both single children should never be gay.

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12/21/2008 2:16:17 AM

holy fuck

why did this get to 4 pages?

you can let it die anytime now, i'm quickly growing tired of feeding the trolls

12/21/2008 2:16:38 AM

why cant they just take evans genome and find the gay gene

12/21/2008 2:16:58 AM

oh really? then why do you keep responding? why did you make this thread? did you think tww was going to give you sympathy? is this the first time you've posted about being gay on tww? what happened last time?

^lol

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12/21/2008 2:17:01 AM

you wouldnt if you were feeding us from behind

faggot

12/21/2008 2:17:06 AM

listen

i already won this thread when i went ahead and proved that a big wet female ass made manifest evans subdued natural tendencies and most primal urges

12/21/2008 2:19:16 AM

yeah dude. Humanity evolved in small packs not enormous nations. That is something of the last few centuries years. There is no fucking way we've evolved in the last 100 years to be so complex that having older brothers overrides the human's desire to reproduce. that is fucking ridiculous.


do you think cavewomen were pumpin out 6 kids? no because thats completely unnatural in the first place. maybe that theory is correct because the younger kids are so disgusted by their slut of a mother.

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12/21/2008 2:22:07 AM

I forgot that you were on the biology faculty. Tell me again about your study disproving the one I cited, and "NUH UHHHHH!" doesn't count as an argument.

12/21/2008 2:25:35 AM

evan always bails out when the goin gets tough

THATS WHAT HE SAID

[Edited on December 21, 2008 at 2:26 AM. Reason : e]

12/21/2008 2:26:16 AM

all your study said was that Gay people tend to have older brothers and uncles, that does not prove that being gay is a form of natural selection.

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12/21/2008 2:26:58 AM

basically, but redburn is illustrating a point i was going to make earlier


scientific "fact" can be just as easily spun as anything else in this world

take Global warming for example

and some Tdub nitwit is not gonna come up in here and present some bullshit as "fact" and act like im supposed to believe his knuckleheaded ass

[Edited on December 21, 2008 at 2:29 AM. Reason : s]

12/21/2008 2:29:07 AM

This is pretty sad, but we knew people on TWW were douche bags. Does your mom get that way about things she doesn't like about your siblings? Most parents I know who decided what their kids were going to be like before they grew up find something to be disappointed about, though often they only pick on one of them. One of my friends has a mom who asked her if she was a lesbian and/or drugs because she got a belly button ring, not just casually either, that drama went on for a long time. Some parents are just like that to one of their kids no matter what.

12/21/2008 2:29:10 AM

I think we should sacrifice about a dozen newborn babies of each sex to determine whether subjecting them to certain behaviors in their childhood turns them gay. And then all this debate will be fix'd.

12/21/2008 2:30:02 AM

if you subject them to child rape by a gay bear of a father then eventually they will believe that is whats right and that paternal ass rape is how the world works

[Edited on December 21, 2008 at 2:32 AM. Reason : dafoe]

12/21/2008 2:31:53 AM

Sophomore Eric Dobbins wrote: "I think the real purpose of this fag house is to pass out anal lube. I'm mad that N.C. State was the 17th most unappealing to homos, I believe we should strive to be first."

"Evan is a piece of shit faggot. He makes Richard Simmons look like Wilt Chamberlain"

12/21/2008 2:34:52 AM

If it's a genetic defect, his mom is a bitch for being mad about something he can't control, which is what she appears to be doing now (in her own mind). If she had dreams of her baby becoming a basketball player and he turned out to be a midget, we'd all pretty much be in agreement that she was a cunt for complaining to him about it.

If it's a choice, his mom is being a bitch for trying to run her kid's life and getting all pissy that he doesn't want to follow her plan. He could just as well have chosen to have a vasectomy, or end up marrying a girl that staunchly does not want or can not have children. If she had dreams of grandchildren, I think we'd all be pretty much in agreement that she was a cunt for getting mad because he chose to marry a girl who incidentally could not have kids.*

(Of course, the whole "she had future plans of him having a family" argument is made even more weaker because she has three other possible grandbaby factories. Has she planned out all their lives, too? Does she have a target number of grandchildren and a predetermined ratio of how they'll be divvied amongst her children?)

Either way, what you guys are arguing about is beside the point, which is that evan's mom is a bitch who needs a flying kick to the solar plexus or something.

12/21/2008 2:49:56 AM

my lord

what a bunch of rain

12/21/2008 2:52:24 AM

thats what he said

12/21/2008 2:54:40 AM

I understand the things marko posts maybe 38% of the time. This makes me very sad.

Hell, for a long time I thought he just posted random things from his clipboard in various threads.

12/21/2008 2:55:20 AM

12/21/2008 2:55:47 AM

OK, I think that helped.

Or it didn't, and I don't understand that you're just mocking me. But for now I'll run with #1.

12/21/2008 2:57:33 AM

^ God made moses save things from the Ark, which is what all life springs forth from. Evan is alive, evan is gay, therefore God want's Evan to be alive. That's my guess, anyway...

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"what part of my body decides how many male children is too many and decides to make the last ones gay? "

Lol, it's not YOUR body that decides, it's the mothers'. I vaguely recall the mechanism is in the mother's immune system, the first male child is a "new" foreign object and is therefore not rejected (female children aren't rejected because mom is female, baby is female), but antibodies are created. Second male child has increased chances of being attacked by the mother's immune system, but the way the womb and stuff is set up, this is not very common (just like how a mother can have AIDS but it not be passed to the baby). Anyway, if you really want to know, you can search for it on the Journals you have online access to: http://www.lib.ncsu.edu/journals/

12/21/2008 3:12:34 AM

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"Either way, what you guys are arguing about is beside the point, which is that evan's mom is a bitch who needs a flying kick to the solar plexus or something."

Agreed. I can't conceive of the time when I would ever treat my daughter that way. Yes, she's only just turning three, but still...



And I didn't even squeeze her out.

[Edited on December 21, 2008 at 3:18 AM. Reason : .]

12/21/2008 3:14:06 AM

GrumpyGOP, redburn, marko, moron, and selected others:

12/21/2008 3:35:23 AM

who could have ever seen this gem coming

12/21/2008 9:40:37 AM

since my post somehow got sammiched b/w pics of nasty chick's huge asses:

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"the thing to remember is that somewhere deep down, she wants you to love her just as much as you want her to accept you. i think this is the sort of conversation that should happen during the day, on a day that you feel comfortable leaving if the conversation takes a turn that you don't like (i.e. not Christmas). as long as she understands where you're coming from and that you are treating the situation as an adult, then she can either a) accept it and love you for who you are or b) be a close minded bitch and keep her archaic thoughts. "

12/21/2008 10:15:17 AM

I'm disgusted by you too. But not because you're gay. I have my reasons.

12/21/2008 10:19:09 AM

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"it's a miracle i still turned out okay"

You didn't turn out OK. If anyone took more then 20 mins to analize your previous posts, it is clear to see you have pedofilic tendencies.

Bottom line, being gay is not making you happy - just like all the other 100s of queers. Why else do gay men fuck anything that moves, are more likely to be addicted to alcohol and drugs? Why the hell do you think they refuse blood and organs from queer men? Nothing about being gay is healthy.

12/21/2008 10:40:48 AM

Quote :

"analize"

12/21/2008 10:49:29 AM

can you blame her? you pack fudge, mang

12/21/2008 12:53:03 PM

^^ Freudian Slip?

12/21/2008 12:56:07 PM

look

your mom thinks its a genetic defect

you came from her genes

therefore it is her fault

tell her this next time she tries to be a bitch

12/21/2008 1:00:03 PM

i have this gay uncle that everyone in my family knows is gay ( except for the little kids ) but no one acknowledges it and neither does he. It's like a dark secret

one time i asked my mom about it and she said not to talk about it.

12/21/2008 1:05:12 PM

now thats just silly

12/21/2008 1:06:12 PM

You lust after children - your mom reacted correctly.

Get a shrink, work past your deivent thoughts and enjoy the rest of your normal life.

Gay people are not happy.

12/21/2008 1:19:29 PM

^^is evan your uncle?

12/21/2008 1:19:45 PM

doesn't sound like she's being much of a mom. she'll probably come around and take it back though. you probably have to take shit from enough people already...you should at least have the support of your mom.

12/21/2008 1:25:51 PM

Quote :

"You lust after children - your mom reacted correctly. Get a shrink, work past your deivent thoughts and enjoy the rest of your normal life. Gay people are not happy."

12/21/2008 1:27:01 PM

jesus christ redburn is still up in here?

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12/21/2008 1:27:27 PM

bwn?

12/21/2008 1:29:47 PM

i dont give a fuck if evan is gay or not

but i do get tired of him making annoying ass threads about his gayness on a daily basis.


I'm pretty sure that 90% of TWW knows your gay

and out of that 90%, 80% don't give a fuck about your useless daily gay blogs.


I also know that 68% of statistics are made up 75% of the time

12/21/2008 2:31:20 PM

some of you people have some serious issues

^p.s., look at my threads, yes, i make a lot of them, but, as GrumpyGOP pointed out, the vast majority of them are NOT about anything gay

12/21/2008 2:32:39 PM

its prolly been said...

fuck your mom, you just live

if she cant accept that its her fault

12/21/2008 2:33:38 PM