sorry, but i lol'd at "twist the skin off my penus" part.

5/26/2009 12:41:49 PM

This is old, but funny.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html

5/26/2009 1:55:37 PM

5/26/2009 3:59:04 PM

He'd make a good Joker...

5/26/2009 6:11:48 PM

http://johnbiggs.posterous.com/paper-towels

ha!

5/28/2009 3:10:50 PM

LOL

1/12/2012 2:32:23 PM

Table's clean....kinda

1/12/2012 2:40:48 PM

tee hee

Quote :

"We hadn't heard much from former infomercial wunderkind Vince Offer since early 2009, when he was arrested for allegedly punching a prostitute—and getting punched himself, judging by the sad photos that made the rounds. He did a Slap Chop parody for Eminem in 2010. But now he's truly back in his element with a brand-new infomercial for a brand-new product called the Schticky—a reusable lint roller made from some kind of silicone. Vince, whose nasally, high-energy pitches for the ShamWow! towel made him famous, is as weirdly compelling as ever in the new spot, which even pokes fun at his now-sordid past—one shot shows him posing for a booking photo, and even includes the correct details. (He was indeed arrested on Feb. 7, 2009, in Miami Beach. See, even if you're accused of felony battery, you just know you'll laugh about it someday!) In the end, no one was going to keep Vince down, and anyway the product is a perfect fit. This is a guy with plenty of experience in schticky situations. Via Work That Matters."

[Edited on January 12, 2012 at 2:42 PM. Reason : dammit]

1/12/2012 2:41:55 PM

1/12/2012 3:03:20 PM

Problems with that shedding pussy?

1/12/2012 3:07:25 PM

now I need a product that unclogs my sink drain

it's full of cat hair and pennies

1/12/2012 4:21:01 PM

Hey, Vince...


...Oh, you're playing with your schticky!

1/12/2012 4:30:29 PM

paging Steve Porter

1/12/2012 6:37:02 PM

lol is "debris on the stairs" where somebody dropped a couple strips of crushed up bacon?

4/2/2012 3:28:38 AM

me thinks it's possible

4/2/2012 4:37:35 AM

i thought it was like fall-colored dead flower petal thingies

4/2/2012 5:04:35 AM

but yeah that infomercial was pretty actually incredible.

4/2/2012 5:04:56 AM

gotta love vince ...

4/2/2012 5:09:02 AM

Bacon on the stairs?

4/2/2012 7:06:07 AM

haha, a friend of mine bought that terrible movie he did

I gotta say, it was so terrible, it was actually funny

4/2/2012 7:10:30 AM

boring tuna

1/10/2013 2:31:08 PM