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1/7/2009 3:53:49 PM

6 days, 14 hours, 47 minutes

1/15/2009 6:12:51 PM

still an anal virgin?

It might be in your best interest to do some anal dilation, in case you can't sneak in some lube.

[Edited on January 15, 2009 at 6:13 PM. Reason : d]

1/15/2009 6:13:38 PM

haha... thats a good idea...

That is if I was going to be with the general population...

But alas... I will be all alone...

[Edited on January 15, 2009 at 6:14 PM. Reason : 6 days, 14 hours, 45 minutes]

1/15/2009 6:14:31 PM

from now on, you will be known as Mr Hairypalms.

[Edited on January 15, 2009 at 6:15 PM. Reason : did you actually do what they said you did]

1/15/2009 6:15:36 PM

20 hours

1/15/2009 6:15:57 PM

Plead guilty on 2 charges... not guilty on one... and motion to dismiss on the last...

[Edited on January 15, 2009 at 6:17 PM. Reason : 6 days, 14 hours, 43 minutes]

1/15/2009 6:16:47 PM

you didn't answer my question.

1/15/2009 6:17:48 PM

I did some of it...

But like any investigative agency they are trying to tack on extra charges that are ridiculous but carry long sentences...

6 days, 14 hours, 41 minutes

1/15/2009 6:18:52 PM

you're gonna stop masturbating after about two months.

1/15/2009 6:28:33 PM

That would require me to start...

6 days, 14 hours, 30 minutes

1/15/2009 6:29:31 PM

0 days, 10 hours, 3 minutes

1/21/2009 10:56:33 PM

not i

1/21/2009 10:57:07 PM

FUCK HOES

GET MONEY

1/22/2009 12:12:47 AM

i prefer fuck bitches

1/22/2009 12:19:42 AM

^

1/22/2009 12:20:31 AM

Your daughter must be proud of you.

1/22/2009 12:22:46 AM

1/22/2009 12:22:58 AM

What is joshstone counting down to?

1/22/2009 12:25:30 AM

when he goes to jail for 6 months for stealing shit.

at which point he can count down the days til he gets out, and the military will give him a Dishonorable Discharge.

then he can count down the rest of his days of a loser life working in some restaurant as a line cook.

maybe he'll get lucky and start dating a stripper with a couple kids, and they can smoke crack after she cashes out her lap dances.

1/22/2009 12:53:08 AM

I love that damn 2 steppin T-Rex.

1/22/2009 1:01:29 AM

All that anal rape/gay shit goes down in the state pen. If you are just going to county, I'm sure you don't have much to worry about.

1/22/2009 9:07:37 AM

bttt

1/3/2017 10:55:26 PM