None of those whores are even legal.

And Dakota Fanning fucked Bruce Willis.

7/13/2009 4:02:39 PM

7/13/2009 4:02:59 PM

emmanuelle chriqui FTW!! so hot..

7/13/2009 4:04:42 PM

sloan!!

7/13/2009 4:33:31 PM

#1 Zac Hanson


#2J ohnny Depp


#3 Jack Sparrow


#4 Blackbeard


#5 Jason Mraz

8/21/2009 8:47:59 AM

my list has been updated...

Alexander Skarsgard
John Cusack
Daniel Craig
Justin Long
[revolving door for favorite guy of the moment]

Honorable mention
Brody Jenner

8/21/2009 8:54:05 AM

bella swan (kristen stewart)
Pam Beesly (Jenna Fisher)
hermione granger ( emma watson)
Zoey deschanel
{empty slot}

8/21/2009 8:58:38 AM

Hmmm. Most of these are actresses, but I'm attracted to the athletic types so I'll do a mix.

In no particular order:

Natalie Gulbis (yes please):


Sarah Chalke (this one will get some disagreement but I love her post-season 2 Scrubs):


Kristen Bell (I think she has a REALLY pretty face):


Scarlett Johansson (I love boobs, and I'm not sure there are better ones around among celebrities):


And of course, my favorite softball player ever, Taryne Mowatt (whatever, I'm a big baseball fan and when her face cleared up, she was sexy):

8/21/2009 9:29:59 AM

Oh yeah....

#6. Mike Rowe

8/21/2009 2:49:15 PM

I don't have any celebrity crushes.

8/21/2009 2:52:00 PM

^ Son?

8/21/2009 4:56:26 PM