Me: "Hey baby, when are you going to let me tap that?"
Her: "Hold on. Lemme adjust my wig, :-P"
Me: "You could let me adjust that and your pants for you. ;-)"
Her: "Oh I see. In that case...hey baby. "
Me: "Win!"

*pause*


Me: "For the record, you will now be a part of TWW history with your response. Your contribution is appreciated!"
Her: "Wait, what???"
Me: "Bwahaha!"
Her: "In that case, I retract my hey baby!"
Me: "Too late!"
Her: "*evil eye*"
Me: "But my question still has merit..."
Her: "Question?"
Me: "Yeah, about when you are going to let me tap that."
Her: "Oooh. I'll post my answer on TWW."


*The "wig" reference in the beginning is in response to a description that I may have given yesterday about her new hair cut.

6/23/2010 9:53:58 AM

me: hey baby, when are you gonna let me tap that?
her: hahahahhah your retarded

6/23/2010 3:16:36 PM

text back "my retarded? I don't own retards"

or "your =/= you're"

[Edited on June 23, 2010 at 4:10 PM. Reason : asshole move might get ya laid.. probably not though haha]

6/23/2010 4:10:06 PM

time to make my rounds

7/7/2010 10:47:43 PM

"Hey Baby, When are you gonna... Ohhhh NICE!! Mission Accomplished Eagle One"

7/7/2010 10:51:46 PM

i need numbers to text this to

7/7/2010 10:51:51 PM

Craigslist may be a good start. I'd follow it up with the yellow pages

7/7/2010 10:52:45 PM

Me:Hey Baby, When Are You Gonna Let Me Tap That?
Her:
Me:Oh come on baby, you'll like it
Her:
Me: So you gonna lick me with that tongue first then?
Her: You are strange
Me: Giggity.

7/8/2010 1:16:57 AM

Me: hey baby, when you gonna let me tap that?
Lizzie: i wonder who this is
haha
Me: and?
Lizzie: because it's definitely not my friend jonathan who loves and respects me



goddamnit. nice guys finish last.

7/8/2010 1:49:24 AM

^ Yes they do sir. Yes they do.

7/8/2010 1:59:29 AM

^^Great way to find out you're in the friend zone. Better luck hating and disrespecting another broad

7/8/2010 3:05:30 AM

none of the numbers i tried wielded responses

7/8/2010 8:59:57 AM

i just got this message...

and i have no idea who it's from


so let's see where this goes

7/8/2010 9:31:17 AM

I'll admit its me.. from my super secret spy phone

7/8/2010 9:33:23 AM

BUSTED!

7/8/2010 9:36:14 AM

Quote :

"BEST THREAD EVER"

7/8/2010 10:59:01 AM

who's gonna send a message to ms wolfwall with this?

8/18/2010 10:29:32 AM

Are her digits available? I have moxie!

8/18/2010 10:36:25 AM

Actually yes they are available, lol. Her number is somewhere in either the attn: trey holland thread or the tunnel painting one.

8/18/2010 10:40:16 AM

Outstanding.

8/18/2010 10:42:10 AM

Trey Holland 252-756-7720 ( this may be his parents house, according to billytalent)
Christin Carter 336-870-5040

8/18/2010 10:43:48 AM

message_topic.aspx?topic=600540&page=7

[Edited on August 18, 2010 at 10:44 AM. Reason : aha someone beat me to it]

8/18/2010 10:43:55 AM

Me: Hey baby, when are you gonna let me tap that?
BobbyDigital: next week
Me: sweet!
BobbyDigital: for a nominal fee for $4500
Me: I'll get my checkbook

8/18/2010 10:54:08 AM

i am really tempted to give out an extra credit assignment to my students like "CALL THIS NUMBER AND CALL THIS PERSON THE MOST ATROCIOUS NAMES YOU CAN THINK OF. if you record yourself doing this as proof I'll give you extra credit"

I don't think Dr. Knopp would approve

8/18/2010 10:54:52 AM

[Edited on August 18, 2010 at 10:56 AM. Reason : learn to read]

8/18/2010 10:56:21 AM

Me: Hey baby, when u going to let me tap that?
Her: You're a perve...
Me: Haha its a silly game, trying to get dumb responses while in studyhall
Her: Sitting in Walter Reed, waiting to get meds. Geting PRK tomorrow!
Me: Yay! No more glasses!
Her: Now I'll need fake ones to play a naughty librarian
Me: Hey baby, when u going to let me tap that?

8/18/2010 11:55:00 AM

a prepaid cellphone would be awesome for texting that to the Free Expression Four

8/18/2010 12:58:13 PM

or a free google voice number...

8/18/2010 1:09:32 PM

yea, i'd use my google voice - but i want to keep it

8/18/2010 1:10:26 PM

no invitation needed for a new Voice account..

i wonder how many of these texts this girl is going to get from random numbers

8/18/2010 1:14:11 PM

Me: Hey baby, when are going to let me tap that?
Her: hehe whenever you want to honey
Me: :-*
Her: come get it!

8/18/2010 1:17:36 PM

8/18/2010 1:31:49 PM

this to my ex wife

me: Hey Baby, when are you gonna let me tap that
her: as soon as chris gets finished.
me: geez, not really what i was expecting
her: it shouldnt be much longer, hes been at it for a few minutes now
her: call me in a half hour
me: ite

8/18/2010 1:34:57 PM

ahahahahahahahaha, 10/10 would comment again

8/18/2010 1:36:28 PM

me: Hey baby, when are you gonna let me tap that?
her: I am scared of you


that's all there was.

8/18/2010 1:43:26 PM

this seems like a goood thing to try this evening

9/3/2010 10:38:26 PM

apparenltay everyone i konw is in bed by 11 on a friday night, i needz new friends

9/3/2010 10:59:34 PM

you needz to sober up

9/3/2010 11:14:11 PM

doesnt change the fact i have lame friends who are asleep at 11 on a friday night lol

9/3/2010 11:15:29 PM

they might just be ignoring you. my friends do that to me when i start bugging them when i'm drunk.



[Edited on September 3, 2010 at 11:16 PM. Reason : .]

9/3/2010 11:16:36 PM

well thats lame thats what tww is for i suppose there is alwayas someone awake on here

9/3/2010 11:17:38 PM

not sure i could ever be drunk enough to try this...

9/3/2010 11:20:22 PM

im not nearly drunk enough to try it on some, but others i nkow will think its funny

9/3/2010 11:21:54 PM

i wouldn't send this text to anyone because then they would think i want to "tap that"

9/3/2010 11:29:17 PM

and the problem with that is?

9/3/2010 11:30:25 PM

Qucik just tecxt me and I'll ask you instead then you can just blame me and problem solved lol

9/3/2010 11:55:54 PM

me: hey baby, when you gonna let me hit that?
her: u did last night...right in the eye

10/6/2010 1:27:17 PM