ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
^^just start out going for 10-12 mins and go up from there. shouldn't take long 5/30/2010 8:19:32 PM
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thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | " should I worry about UV and my junk? should I wear a sock?" |
[obligatory 'they make socks that small?' comment] 5/30/2010 8:20:42 PM
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eleusis All American 24527 Posts user info edit post |
how do you plan on explaining a tan line that stops at the base of your dick?
just get some Melanotan II and cut back on the tanning bed. 5/30/2010 8:23:00 PM
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thegoodoctor All American 1670 Posts user info edit post |
I can't sit and every material feels like sandpaper. MY BUTT HURTS  5/30/2010 9:51:13 PM
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porcha All American 5286 Posts user info edit post |
man, my first experience was rough
i had headphones on and they kept falling off and I was sliding all over the damn bed in sweat, god damn fuck it was hot as shit in there and then once i got my headphones secure after wresting around in the bed liked a naked hobo i was 10 minutes in, figured i got a nice all around coating from that experience so i laid back put the eyepieces on and they fell off....repeat above as necessary to explain the rest of the experience
my ass itches from this damn burn now, its retarded 5/30/2010 10:21:37 PM
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marlndarln All American 1859 Posts user info edit post |
just a little on my chest. nothing bad but is itchy! 5/30/2010 10:24:27 PM
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FuhCtious All American 11955 Posts user info edit post |
the girl wanted to go the pool again today, and i had to because i lost a bet to her about who would win one of the ufc fights last night...after an hour and a half, even with sunscreen, i'm all red.
this is why i don't like going to the pool. 5/30/2010 11:32:10 PM
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kiljadn All American 44691 Posts user info edit post |
hahaha white people 5/31/2010 12:00:05 AM
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TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148850 Posts user info edit post |
i know a dark skinned black dude who got sunburned one time when we were at the beach, he said it was the first time he ever got sunburn though] 5/31/2010 12:00:42 AM
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Tarun almost 11687 Posts user info edit post |

5/31/2010 9:34:38 AM
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djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
worked out in the yard all day yesterday. No burn since I already have a kick ass tan from being in Florida for a week, but I am starting to look like a mexican 5/31/2010 10:19:19 AM
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omgyouresexy All American 1509 Posts user info edit post |
definitely got a bit of that camping this weekend 5/31/2010 10:38:12 AM
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TaterSalad All American 6256 Posts user info edit post |
Raccoon eyes, checking in 5/31/2010 11:42:15 AM
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thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
haha considering i only put sunscreen (SPF15) on my face, i'm pretty good 
my chest is all kinds of red though
but i'm still drunk so it don't hurt [yet] 5/31/2010 6:50:34 PM
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khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
i suck at putting on sunscreen evenly
i reapply when i'm out for a long time but there are ALWAYS spots that i just totally miss. whoops.
oh yea, so i got kinda pink yesterday. ouchie. 6/1/2010 4:34:13 PM
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Arkolion New Recruit 11 Posts user info edit post |
^ i have that problem too
i'ma prolly get some sun at the lake this weekend 6/1/2010 4:41:21 PM
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th3oretecht All American 15540 Posts user info edit post |
i got a little burned this weekend, but not too bad 6/1/2010 4:41:57 PM
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TKE-Teg All American 43429 Posts user info edit post |
I was out camping on the beach for 3 days over the weekend and almost constantly exposed to the sun in some manner. I just got a little burn on my back though, and on my feet. Damn feet, I hate rubbing lotion on them when they're covered in sand so they always get burned  6/1/2010 4:45:19 PM
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LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
would've been fine during my bike ride today since i have a nice tan going, except my sports bra/tank top shifted and the new areas got wicked burned  6/6/2010 4:58:31 PM
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LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |

stupid tank top straps moving 
6/6/2010 9:10:58 PM
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EMCE balls deep 89885 Posts user info edit post |
holy shit, LunaK is white?
I don't think I like her anymore 6/6/2010 9:15:19 PM
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LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
whoops...
lower cut shirt + forgetting to spray sunscreen = sunburn 
although i did remember to get my nephew to spray my back!
(and yes, the frequency in which i post in this thread is sure to mean that i'm going to die of skin cancer) ] 6/19/2010 4:29:08 PM
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djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
so I thought I was dark enough that I could go to the pool yesterday without sunscreen. Yeah, I was wrong. burnt forehead ftl. 6/21/2010 9:48:32 AM
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Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
I somehow spent the entire weekend outdoors and only applied sunscreen once and didn't get burnt. Which is really odd considering normally I am out for 10 minutes and turn beet red. 6/21/2010 9:54:31 AM
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djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
I'm the opposite. I spend all day out in the sun working in the yard and don't get burned. But looking back, I typically wear a hat. Yesterday, I didn't. 6/21/2010 9:56:58 AM
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pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "although i did remember to get my nephew to spray my back!" |
 6/21/2010 10:00:51 AM
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LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
^ i just am now seeing this.... he's 6 
and yea, outside from about noon til 3 today.... definitely feeling crispy 7/3/2010 7:39:07 PM
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EMCE balls deep 89885 Posts user info edit post |
^ need me to rub some back lotion on your back? and some butt lotion on your butt? 7/3/2010 7:51:36 PM
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qntmfred retired 40970 Posts user info edit post |
i got sunburned on my neck and forearms today from doing yard work all afternoon 7/3/2010 8:03:03 PM
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craptastic All American 6116 Posts user info edit post |
May or may not be sunburned. Tomorrow will tell the tale. 7/3/2010 8:36:31 PM
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LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |

7/4/2010 9:52:29 PM
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bonerjamz 04 All American 3217 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "FIRST
WORLD
PROBLEMS" |
7/4/2010 9:54:18 PM
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OopsPowSrprs All American 8383 Posts user info edit post |
Coppertone spray sucks dick. I have like random red stripes on my body.  7/4/2010 10:38:07 PM
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moonman All American 8685 Posts user info edit post |
My arms are a little pink tonight. And my face. And the tops of my legs.
Driving to the beach, I kept thinking about how I would be smart and put copious amounts of sunblock on before jumping into the water.
Forgot about the hour-and-a-half mid-day drive from Kinston in a topless Jeep. Oops. 7/4/2010 10:43:55 PM
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GraniteBalls Aging fast 12262 Posts user info edit post |
Sunburned here.
7/4/2010 11:45:57 PM
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paerabol All American 17118 Posts user info edit post |
\o 7/5/2010 4:24:44 AM
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LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
45 minute (accidental) nap while laying out....
whoops 7/31/2010 7:04:21 PM
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ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
Ooops.
Burn on top of a burn. Motherfucking ouchies.
Oh yeah...some of the burn is on top of sand rash
[Edited on August 10, 2010 at 6:35 PM. Reason : kjh] 8/10/2010 6:33:01 PM
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khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
oh man i could have posted in this thread thursday after we went to the beach. OUCH.
and i reapplied sunscreen to my face and had a hat on so my face didn't even get a tan (got frecklier though)
now my shoulders are peeling. i need to exfoliate well next time i shower
and be better about the sunscreen 8/10/2010 6:35:45 PM
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Stein All American 19842 Posts user info edit post |

This was my arm after driving to Greenville, SC a few weeks back.
It wasn't actually burnt though.
8/10/2010 6:39:20 PM
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ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
I was totally using my boogie board (definitely first typed 'boobie board') to make shade for my upper half while I was in the water
But then the waves got better and there was no waiting, so no shade-making.
And then I was crouched on the sand for a while with my back to the sun (my aunt got hurt and we we caring for her and tending to her while waiting for EMS). The back where I didn't re-apply sunscreen @ midday. Ooops 
^I have been skimping on the sunscreen on my right arm, hoping to even out my trucker tan
[Edited on August 10, 2010 at 6:41 PM. Reason : ddfgj]
[Edited on August 10, 2010 at 6:42 PM. Reason : I think I'll have to take pics for this thread. ] 8/10/2010 6:40:13 PM
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bottombaby IRL 21958 Posts user info edit post |
I have finally started peeling after last week's trip to the pool with PackPrincess.
 8/10/2010 6:51:16 PM
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LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
Poast 8/13/2010 8:53:55 PM
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djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
Went to the lake yesterday. I figured I was dark enough to not need any sun tan lotion. I was wrong. My forehead and cheeks are FRIED!
Chest and shoulders are a nice shade of Mexican, though 8/16/2010 9:32:19 AM
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LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
burned.... last for the season? probably not 9/7/2010 8:18:29 PM
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jtmartin All American 4116 Posts user info edit post |
poast 9/7/2010 9:16:24 PM
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LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
Post 
Apparently even application of sunscreen eluded me today 5/28/2011 11:49:09 PM
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LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |

last weekend's mess 
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Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
^ I don't know why you would keep doing that to yourself.
I have a really blotchy tan right now. Started as a farmers tan, then I got sun on my upper body but I put sunscreen on my lower arms trying to even it out. It led to a 1-2" stripe of untanned area where the suntan lotion overlapped. The rest of it is from magazines/hats/etc. that blocked partial sun while I've been out. 6/6/2011 5:58:53 PM
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DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
LUNAHOOCHIE
really?!?! WTF is wrong with you!
I really don't want to work a cancer event in your honor. PUT ON SUNSCREEN! 6/6/2011 6:01:16 PM
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