I think you really did get a squirter dude

and I think your ignorance on that one just turned you into a choade deserving to get pissed on.

9/5/2009 11:58:46 PM

I don't know him, but I'm guessing he can tell the difference between squirt and piss, one is whitish clear and smells kinda like sweat, the other is yellow and smells like piss. Also unless she was cumming in a really weird way she wouldn't have kept squirting as she ran to the bathroom. And there's just a lot of other differences.

9/6/2009 12:03:15 AM

^^ok- Unless women cum yellow tinted fluid by the gallon that stinks like urine and then ball all over you out of shame then I have to imagine she peed.

^ and yes, I too have been with a squirter... big difference




[Edited on September 6, 2009 at 12:05 AM. Reason : .]

9/6/2009 12:04:16 AM

one thing is for certain: ncemt IS one of the biggest choades on this forum, regardless of how shitty he treats his bar hoes.

9/6/2009 12:46:04 AM

He's Tucker Max in disguise.

I knew it.

9/6/2009 1:45:16 AM

updates plz

6/21/2016 9:45:46 AM

6/21/2016 4:56:58 PM

menstrual/spontaneous anal sex are never a great combo with copious amounts of alcohol ime.

6/21/2016 9:15:41 PM

Quote :

"Doggy style, get a major leg cramp, have to fall out of her and roll off the bed, screaming in pain. "

This happened recently.


My worst was probably this random chick I met at the bar. Went back to my place and we're getting into it...she doesn't want to have sex, but was more than willing to blow me. Then hummed twinkle twinkle little star the whole time she was down there...

6/22/2016 8:41:55 AM

All of these posts are facades. Your real worst sexual experience is going to be the kind of abuse you don't post in a comedy thread or the sort of dark, sad secret two people would never tell about each other.

6/22/2016 9:08:20 AM