page 4 of this waste of life

4/18/2010 10:42:09 PM

Honestly...if you're unhappy with yourself and you have the ability to change what you don't like, then there's no reason not to do it. If she is more secure or satisfied with herself now, more power to her. I'm in the camp that thinks she looked better before, but I can't say how she felt about herself--and if she disliked things and fixed them, then I envy her a little for being able to improve her self-image.

4/18/2010 10:45:16 PM

^ i agree to an extent. but when you are like having multiple plastic surgeries it seems like you might have some deeper self - image issues. like fixing the outside won't always fix the inside.

4/19/2010 12:42:48 AM

I think she looks better now

4/19/2010 12:52:55 AM

i'd stick my penis in her vagina, then pull it out, then put it back in....

4/19/2010 1:11:56 AM

i'd stick my credit card in her, cause she's a vending machine makin money off 4 surgeries

4/19/2010 3:45:41 PM

YESSSS on the preview for the final season of the hills they show people telling heidi she was prettier before

and then she cries

TOO BAD SO SAD

4/27/2010 7:42:33 PM

It was her mom telling her she was prettier before lol.

4/27/2010 7:48:23 PM

well MAMA KNOWS BEST!

4/27/2010 8:22:22 PM

Quote :

""She isn't all there when you speak to her." According to a medical source, doctors would have prescribed painkillers such as Demerol, Vicodin and Percocet to Heidi after she had 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day in November. "She said she was in so much pain -- at times it was unbearable," the pal says. "She had to keep taking pills, or else it would have been too hard to handle." But some friends worry that she continued to take drugs long after the pain went away. And they think the pills may be responsible for the Hills star's bizarre behavior."

http://thesuperficial.com/2010/04/heidi_montags_a_drug_addict.php

4/30/2010 10:38:25 AM

she looks honest to god like she was trying to imitate jessica rabbit

4/30/2010 10:50:42 AM

Heidi v1 pic:



She's ok--not really a head turner, but attractive enough.

4/30/2010 11:09:36 AM

Looks way better there than she does now...

4/30/2010 11:17:00 AM

whats in his hand?

4/30/2010 11:24:26 AM

He's wearing a lot of jewelry there!

4/30/2010 11:25:07 AM

a conch shell

4/30/2010 11:25:07 AM

god she looks terrible in that pic

her face is soooo messed up

i mean i get the boob job - although i think she even overdid that (AND she said she wanted them bigger jesus). but i really think her face looked fine before. i don't know why she felt the need to do all that shit. it looks horrible IMO.




[Edited on April 30, 2010 at 11:28 AM. Reason : .]

4/30/2010 11:25:56 AM

what a waste

5/8/2010 8:15:31 PM

she was such a cutie pie to begin with
poor girl

5/8/2010 8:17:31 PM

I would bang new Heidi hard as hell. I probably wouldn't have even noticed old Heidi.

5/8/2010 8:22:41 PM

She's single again
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/05/28/heidi-montag-leaving-husband-spencer-pratt/?test=faces

Just don't leave her sitting on your dashboard or she'll end up like one of those wonky warped VHS tapes.

5/29/2010 6:05:19 PM

I still would do horrible things to her vagina.

5/29/2010 6:29:49 PM

hahaha

5/29/2010 10:39:09 PM

she used to have a goddamn gigantic face. i think she looks better now. OH NOES

[Edited on May 29, 2010 at 10:47 PM. Reason : .]

5/29/2010 10:47:16 PM

double post

[Edited on May 29, 2010 at 10:58 PM. Reason : damn]

5/29/2010 10:55:21 PM

Nothin but haterz ITT

Before I probably wouldn't hit on her even if she was eye-fucking me at a bar. Her jawline was too big, her tits were way too small and she just looked like any other pre-boob-job blonde out here in LA.

Now I would beat it up until my cock fell off, if I got the chance.


She looks hot as hell now.

[Edited on May 29, 2010 at 10:57 PM. Reason : 2]

5/29/2010 10:56:59 PM

I think she definitely looks way better now.

But I dunno about beating it up until my cock falls off.

Neither iteration is particularly special or exciting.

5/29/2010 11:28:43 PM

Glad to see a girl in here who doesn't automatically hate her guts and try to trash her at every opportunity just because she went under the knife.

The boobs might be big for some of you, but I think bigger is better, to a point. And she hasn't passed that point yet, IMO. For all of you saying that she looks like a cougar now, get real. She wears too much make-up and it makes her look a little older and faker, but there is no doubt that she improved her face. I used to think she was a butterface. She isn't anymore.

5/29/2010 11:57:29 PM

old Heidi 7/10

new Heidi 4.5/10

5/30/2010 1:23:23 AM

Quote :

"she just looked like any other pre-boob-job blonde out here in LA. "

so now she's just every post-boob-job blonde in LA.

Someone please just hit Spencer with a very large truck or something. kthx.

5/30/2010 1:45:48 AM

she looks like a real doll

5/30/2010 1:46:07 AM

Yup, looks better now.

5/30/2010 2:40:30 AM

in the ctrl z pic for some reason shes looking like that country singer faith whatshername.

5/30/2010 2:43:47 AM

Quote :

"Spencer Pratt: I chose fame over Heidi Spencer Pratt always has some strange new ploy for attention up his sleeve -- but not his split from wife Heidi Montag. That, he says, despite the fact that nobody has seen divorce papers and family and "Hills" castmates are skeptical, is the real deal. "We love each other but I'm a famewhore and I'll never grow out of it," Pratt tells PEOPLE. "[Heidi] knows that and doesn't want that." "I want every kind of press," he says. "She believes in bad press. There's no way my love for fame and her love for puppies will ever work out successfully. She just wants to hike and hang out and be calmer." As for their infamous "Speidi," moniker, Pratt says his estranged wife "doesn't want to be Speidi anymore. She wants to be Heidi Montag: the sex symbol." "She thought I'd burn out of this, but no, I'm still the same Spencer who went on 'The Hills' to be famous," he says. "I still need to do stunts and take cues from Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise." Pratt, who mentions he and his ex are "friendly," says Speidi trouble is nothing new. "It's been a constant battle since we got married," he says. "She would be like, 'Are you really Tweeting that? Are you really doing that?'" So what's next for the limelight-loving reality personality? When fighting cyber crime fell through, Pratt says he decided to grow a beard and turn to art. "I'm switching it up," he says. "I've already gone for the blonde, spiky-haired look. Now I'm going for the Hollywood producer look." Continues Pratt: "I'm an artist now. I have an easel and everything. I'm going for an art show and a gallery.""

http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/celebrity.news.gossip/07/19/spencer.pratt.fame.ppl/index.html?hpt=T2

what?

7/19/2010 3:14:34 PM

wtf mang. if I was married to heidi montag, and she wasn't annoying or cheating on me, I'd probably stay married to her.

haters gonna hate but she's attractive. I don't care if it's from plastic surgery, the boobies are still grabbable and her face is now close to "perfect"

7/19/2010 3:41:38 PM

Heidi Montag's plastic surgeon dies in Malibu crash
http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/celebrity.news.gossip/08/17/celeb.surgeon.dead/index.html?hpt=T2

8/17/2010 7:30:55 PM

saw the headline earlier...seems kind of apropos although ironic it wasnt her that died

8/17/2010 7:34:08 PM

Of course, it would have been better if he'd just been horribly disfigured and went on an amazing journey of self discovery regarding the fleeting nature of beauty and youth.

Ah well.

8/17/2010 7:36:44 PM

10/10, Mr. J.

8/17/2010 7:40:13 PM

great news, Spenser found a Heidi lesbian sex tape

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/08/22/heidi-montag-karissa-shan_n_690350.html

Quote :

"Spencer Pratt has unearthed a girl-on-girl tape featuring Heidi Montag and Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon .... sources tell TMZ."

8/22/2010 2:23:34 PM

Haha.

This was all planned. They split up and he puts out the sex tape so she can get some fame a la Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton.

8/22/2010 4:10:52 PM

I think she is way cuter before. Something about her nose looks like michael jackson to me.

[Edited on August 22, 2010 at 4:48 PM. Reason : o]

8/22/2010 4:43:21 PM

^^that actually sounds credible

on a side note, when did cameron diaz's face get warped

8/22/2010 5:32:16 PM

i don't see it.


also, PAY UP

8/22/2010 5:36:45 PM

called it:
http://www.thesuperficial.com/heidi-montag-wants-her-sex-tape-money-08-2010

8/25/2010 12:05:44 PM

she's also going to get the fake boobs taken out

8/25/2010 12:08:02 PM

yeah i saw that - she now wants to go back to "normal"

honestly, i think she's just trying to stay relevant. apparently she was seen walking on the beach with Spencer in Costa Rica over the past week and when the paps saw them, they went their separate ways. some of their friends are even saying they're not really separated and they're doing it to get more attention.

[Edited on August 25, 2010 at 12:12 PM. Reason : add]

8/25/2010 12:11:54 PM

that link allowed me to look at some NSFW pics of Snookie


not impressed

8/25/2010 12:13:49 PM

where's this sex tape?

8/25/2010 12:16:42 PM

^^ Snookie is a disgusting troll whore whose irresponsible actions got someone killed and yet she learned ABSOLUTELY NOTHING from the tragedy

8/25/2010 12:33:48 PM