someone else took that photo of me, idiot.

i get stalked by the paparazzi all the time.

7/22/2010 3:10:30 PM

I don't have an ass - My friend and I were comparing our lack of asses in this picture. haha

7/22/2010 3:11:46 PM

^Yea I don't see that being an issue here.

EDIT: Oh god that was way too much of a Big4Country comment I feel all greasy now.

[Edited on July 22, 2010 at 3:13 PM. Reason : ugh]

7/22/2010 3:13:19 PM

WOULD HIT

7/22/2010 3:14:39 PM

i've never had much of a tush but for some reason i think it looks nice in a fireman carry

7/22/2010 3:15:52 PM

7/22/2010 3:17:32 PM

lies

7/22/2010 3:20:10 PM

you rite

that's me with the beverage

7/22/2010 3:21:54 PM

this is the most recent one I can find, besides my bathing suit picture



speaking of butts.. I found this gem from sophomore year

7/22/2010 4:48:13 PM

you have a southern woman flat ass

7/22/2010 4:50:05 PM

my ass isn't flat... I mean, it's not worthy for the "white girls with ass" thread but it certainly isn't flat. >_>

7/22/2010 4:50:48 PM

Quote :

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that is a flat ass.....sorry.....and any guy who isn't trying to e-hit it will agree

7/22/2010 4:52:01 PM

WHOOTY!

7/22/2010 4:52:03 PM

lacks junk in trunk

7/22/2010 4:52:08 PM

my butt, from far away:

7/22/2010 4:52:46 PM

I have some junk the only picture I could post to prove I have at least some, I would rather not post in chit chat >_>

7/22/2010 4:54:41 PM

junk indeed

7/22/2010 4:55:25 PM

ok, some junk

7/22/2010 4:55:59 PM

Duck white kidney is testicles.

7/22/2010 4:57:07 PM

whatever mang >_> at least I got enough up top to make the bottom not matter as much

7/22/2010 4:57:26 PM

true nuff

7/22/2010 4:57:50 PM

truth.

7/22/2010 4:58:07 PM

however, I do wish I had this girl's ass:

7/22/2010 5:00:17 PM

more ass. I believe I have more ass than Samwise16

7/22/2010 5:03:23 PM

^^ LOVE that picture

7/22/2010 5:06:17 PM

think you put too many ^'s there...

7/22/2010 5:06:37 PM

nope, pretty sure i didn't

7/22/2010 5:07:13 PM