16 and at my parents house (couch, floor, table) with the high school sweetheart.

I thought it was kinda boring and a big let down.

We still talk on rare occassions.

4/17/2010 9:32:25 AM

Quote :

"Netstorm: The only reason people even equate it to vaginal penetration is because there's whats the most common use for the term in modern society. that's how it's been used for millennia in most of the big societies/cultures."

4/17/2010 10:09:10 AM

Lots of woman seem to be disappointed their first time - except blackdogs 95 pound, dd cheerleader he banged for 45 mins with his 11inch dong.

So did all you ladies bleed the first time?

4/17/2010 12:32:26 PM

I wasn't disapointed in the size or time he was able to go....just no orgasm on my part. As you get older you learn.

No blood either. There was a little about a year after the first time (same guy) after some fun in a very small car.

A friend of mine, however, ruined an entire comforter. It looked like a murder scene.

4/17/2010 12:46:30 PM

i left it sitting on the counter at a party and some bastard came up and took it while I wasn't looking

4/20/2010 9:47:05 PM

Quote :

"I went so long that my friends started calling me a born again virgin despite my complaints. And they built all this shit up around how I was gonna lose my "second virginity." The pressure was ridiculous."

My first time created such issues that I went three years between the first time I had sex and the second time I had sex.


Blood? No, not really. Just a bit of pink.

4/20/2010 9:52:27 PM

I, too, have had sex.

4/20/2010 9:55:44 PM

*high five*

4/20/2010 9:58:26 PM

i waited til i was married

4/20/2010 10:01:09 PM

Any stories to share from last night?

5/9/2010 11:52:56 AM

Yeah, when I was a kid I was at this dudes house and this random girl was on the phone with him. He told me that she had just mentioned being horny and I was like "give me that phone bitch". He complied because I run shit (Like always) and I was like, "I'm coming over there now". I came over there and god my cock sucked and I fucked her. He ended up dating her later, and when she first fucked him she told him how large my cock was in comparison to his. He was like "dammit, oh well". He accepts being second place at life son.

5/9/2010 11:54:30 AM

On a couch in my friends apartment. I was getting too old to still be a virgin so I asked one of my best guy friends to take it. It took a lot of convincing but he finally complied.

5/9/2010 11:56:18 AM

What's funny is I am dead serious.


^ Your story is so boring son.

You come out this way and I will handle shit properly son.

5/9/2010 11:57:43 AM

I know. I'm lame. I hate intercourse. It does nothing for me. I've slept with 6 guys and its all been bad... never had an orgasm

5/9/2010 12:00:54 PM

Wow.

I will handle this next time you are in town.

That is absolutely unacceptable. I will not allow you to go on with such disappointment, I'll to whatever it takes son. Whatever it takes. Although I must admit, nobody is going to match my capabilities son.

5/9/2010 12:01:37 PM

How sad

5/9/2010 12:01:52 PM

I live in California now. I don't plan in going back to North Carolina for a while.

5/9/2010 12:03:23 PM

This is why I said whenever you are back in town son.

It may be months or years, but you will return!


Seriously, I feel really bad about this. You're such a good looking woman too! I honestly hope you are able to meet someone who will do what it takes to satisfy you rather than just get themselves off and give up on ya.

5/9/2010 12:03:55 PM

I kind of wish crackmonkey still posted here often...

5/9/2010 12:09:22 PM

I'm a US Marine now. I'm out protecting your freedoms and saving the world. I don't have time to post on tww....

5/9/2010 12:11:02 PM

I thought Marines were all virgins.

5/9/2010 12:12:06 PM

pffft.

I'm a contractor that builds weapons FOR the Marines so that they can protect our freedoms.
I still post. There's ALWAYS time to post on TWW.

5/9/2010 12:12:54 PM

^really. Thats super cool. I'm a lame data marine. I sit at a desk all day learing how to fix computers.

5/9/2010 12:15:42 PM

oh, it's not lame. it is what it is... I bet you have a lot of fun doing what you do at times.

well, maybe I'll try to get you a job with me. Then you can move to DC, move in with me eventually, we'll get married, have a happy family, and then yell at our kids and throw cans at them.

It'll be fun.

5/9/2010 12:18:04 PM

ITT EMCE tries hard to earn that $600 he charges for that hammer.

5/9/2010 12:20:58 PM

While I do charge...

it's not really about that. crackmonkey and I have a long history together. I'd do anything to help out a friend.

5/9/2010 12:27:26 PM

I was referring to you being a contractor. lol

5/9/2010 12:33:32 PM

oh my...

5/9/2010 12:35:14 PM

Dork.

5/9/2010 12:35:38 PM

5/9/2010 12:37:32 PM

5/9/2010 12:38:02 PM

i to, have had sex

couch -> floor -> couch.

Never taken a v card.

as for the front/back thing i knew a girl that was a backdoor slut because 'her number only went up' if he pumped the front

5/10/2010 8:49:16 AM

I'm still waiting.

Any ladies want my v card?

5/10/2010 9:14:08 AM

bttt

3/10/2014 9:15:05 PM

my neighbor is a virgin and will be 26 in a few months. basically all her friends started having sex like normal people and she developed this weird phobia of penises or something. she's convinced someone is going to break into her house when her roommates are gone and rape her. within the last year or so she's decided she wants to get laid, but none of our guy friends want to have sex with a virgin at this point. it's a shame too because she has a killer body.

3/10/2014 9:29:23 PM

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"none of our guy friends want to have sex with a virgin at this point"

um, what?

i mean, it's nice to make sweet love to someone who knows a little something about it, but if she's hot, your friends sound a little ~

[Edited on March 10, 2014 at 9:35 PM. Reason : .]

3/10/2014 9:34:19 PM

Sounds like you should have sex with her?

3/10/2014 9:35:10 PM

A friend of a friend was a virgin several months after she got married because of a similar penis phobia.

3/10/2014 9:36:56 PM

One of my friends was conservative about sex and wanted to wait until she was married, but she otherwise had very liberal viewpoints about the world. All the men who were cool with waiting were also hyperconservative about everything else--or 100% gay. So she dated gay men into her 30s. But she eventually met an awesome man, and now they are happily married with a sex trophy.

^^^^Your friends are being silly. She's a grown woman. It's not like they gotta sneak her out her parents' basement and buy beer for her friend's party.

3/10/2014 9:58:56 PM

^^ what the fuck?

And what the hell is wrong with her husband for marrying a girl like that?

3/10/2014 10:23:19 PM

I guess he was very patient. And also I doubt he was fending off droves of women who did want to sleep with him. He was a bit awkward, I thought.

3/10/2014 10:24:49 PM

I definitely turned down sex with a girl I had been chasing for a while once she came over and I learned she was a virgin. I was afraid she would get all clingy and want it to mean something, I wasn't into that, which sucked. Now I wish I had just done it

3/10/2014 10:50:12 PM

I took 3 v cards in college. The end of my freshman year(my first time, on the top bunk in a dorm room in Lee) and two my junior year.

3/10/2014 11:01:53 PM

Minka took my v card twice

3/10/2014 11:52:55 PM

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3/11/2014 12:59:38 AM

girlfriend at the time's bedroom (high school)

yep, we were both virgins and I chased her for a solid year and beat the friend zone. everything went as perfectly as it could go.

yep, talked to her just a couple of days ago actually, we're still good friends. hook up every once in a while when we're (I'm) drunk.

3/11/2014 4:10:03 AM

Summer before my senior year of High School with my neighbor













's Mom

Her bed

Definitely not

3/11/2014 8:29:08 AM

Quote :

"my neighbor is a virgin and will be 26 in a few months. basically all her friends started having sex like normal people and she developed this weird phobia of penises or something. she's convinced someone is going to break into her house when her roommates are gone and rape her. within the last year or so she's decided she wants to get laid, but none of our guy friends want to have sex with a virgin at this point. it's a shame too because she has a killer body."

i know a guy who is a virgin (31 years old) ... maybe we could hook them up.

3/11/2014 8:56:36 AM

Two virgins going at it?
I feel like the Benny Hill theme song, and a laugh track should be involved somehow.

3/11/2014 9:01:17 AM

Quote :

"um, what? i mean, it's nice to make sweet love to someone who knows a little something about it, but if she's hot, your friends sound a little ~"

none of them want to take a girl's v-card at this point because

Quote :

"afraid she would get all clingy"

on top of just not knowing what she's doing at all. I don't think she's ever touched a dick. she basically selected one of them as the guy she wanted to start boning, and i guess he was just kind of weirded out by that. sounds kind of stupid, but that's sort of an odd thing to be like "i guess out of all these options i'll choose this one," and then all of a sudden you're the guy who is tasked with deflowering some mid twenties virgin who has bizarre hang-ups

3/11/2014 7:17:07 PM