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4/19/2010 9:35:32 PM

I think Maxim is quite viable.

Good luck! What's your method of approach for this goal?

4/19/2010 10:42:10 PM

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"ohayyyy Liztheshiz "

Don't listen to the haters

4/19/2010 11:11:40 PM

that picture definitely has the girl-next-door qualities

4/19/2010 11:42:29 PM

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"Maybe it's just my taste, but it might not hurt you to GAIN a few pounds, though"

no nononononononononononononon....no


that said. gotta give it up for that sexiER bitch on page one, EMCE. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY BOI.

4/19/2010 11:50:46 PM

I WILL EAT FOR YOU!

you look pretty and i'll do the eating

4/19/2010 11:57:30 PM

FATTIES UNITE!

with our powers combined, we will nom nom nom

4/19/2010 11:59:13 PM

^By your powers combined, I am CAPTAIN DUNKAROO.

[Edited on April 20, 2010 at 12:01 AM. Reason : ghost]

4/20/2010 12:00:44 AM

^ whyyy? time to get a new service provider

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"FATTIES UNITE! with our powers combined, we will nom nom nom "

my thoughts exactly

4/20/2010 12:01:41 AM

^You saw my initial post!

Because in my mind I'm trying to justify that I don't need blowjobs to be happy...

...but it turns out I might.

4/20/2010 12:04:23 AM

you are damn attractive and i think its pretty hard to deny it. the more hate you get on here just proves that. hate=love on tww

4/20/2010 12:13:30 AM

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"OMG A GURL"

I guess you were looking for this?



As for Liztheshiz what else can I say besides she isn't bad looking at all. Maybe her dream will come true one day. One thing Dr. Slatta used to talk about in HI 491t was that in tough economic times people need to be creative and use their talents to find employment. He said he got out of fighting in Vietnam because he told the military he could play musical instruments when he was drafted. Because of this he got to join a military marching band at some Texas base. He woke up every morning and marched. Then he went and had a beer and read books. The guys who didn't know how to play instruments died in Vietnam. Liztheshiz should maybe try modeling. I used to work with a girl who isn't as cute as Liztheshiz and she is a model.

[Edited on April 20, 2010 at 12:19 AM. Reason : .]

4/20/2010 12:15:53 AM

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" From: Liztheshiz To: lafta Received : Wednesday April 21, 2010 at 9:03 AM Subject : Re: what else? i dont want to post this but the other thing i'd like to do before i die is.... be gangbanged by a bunch of tww losers. [blush] "

WTF

4/21/2010 10:04:52 AM

IF I COULD DO ONE THING BEFORE I DIED IT WOULD BE TO ELASTRATE SOMEONE.


WHY CAN'T ANY OF YOU HELP ME FULFILL MY DREAM?

4/21/2010 10:05:32 AM

there should be, without a doubt, more pictures of Liztheshiz in this thread

4/21/2010 10:11:36 AM

^^^



btw, why didn't you print screen to prove it? Not that it matters since you could use photoshop.

[Edited on April 21, 2010 at 11:52 PM. Reason : .]

4/21/2010 11:50:54 PM

lookin at you right now id say you got that shit

4/29/2010 6:35:26 PM

For me? The one thing would be to try a woman.

4/29/2010 6:38:53 PM

Entertain a large TV audience.

4/29/2010 6:40:41 PM

that makes me think of jerry springer.

4/29/2010 6:45:21 PM

4/29/2010 6:46:07 PM

Get married, maybe. At least have one more LTR.

4/29/2010 6:47:21 PM

See the sun rise over the Atlantic and set over the Pacific on the same day

4/29/2010 6:48:01 PM

See if qntmfred is really a cyborg.

4/29/2010 6:48:59 PM

i've been in maxim, seriously

also Stuff and Popular Mechanics

4/29/2010 7:04:32 PM

when I get cured of diabetes, I would like Ken and me to join the peace corps.

4/29/2010 7:07:21 PM

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"See the sun rise over the Atlantic and set over the Pacific on the same day "

LOL, I've done that but not in the way I really wanted to. Saw the sun rise at JFK and thanks to a delay in Denver, I saw it set as I was flying in to SFO.

What do I want to do before I die? Hmmmm... good question. Not one thing, but travel to as many foreign countries as I can. I absolutely LOVE going to other countries and exploring their culture.

4/29/2010 7:08:34 PM

Paddle the Missouri River and either thru-hike the AT again or hike the PCT.

Oh, and live on a sailboat for a couple of years.

I need me a benefactor.

4/29/2010 7:18:42 PM

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"i've been in maxim, seriously also Stuff and Popular Mechanics"

before and after pics??

4/29/2010 7:34:06 PM

Maxim isn't going to let your random-ass in their magazine. Go cure cancer or something.

4/29/2010 7:39:01 PM

^^

[Edited on April 29, 2010 at 7:42 PM. Reason : carets]

4/29/2010 7:39:04 PM

Pleasure a woman, but I guess that would be on the list of most wolf webbers.

4/29/2010 7:43:57 PM

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"Liztheshiz or LunaK or lucyinthesky or EMCE. "

4/29/2010 9:48:59 PM

2, 1, 3, 4

4/29/2010 9:49:30 PM

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"Pleasure a woman, but I guess that would be on the list of most wolf webbers."

thats a lofty goal

id stick to

be pleasured by a woman

4/29/2010 9:56:25 PM

lets hear some more ideas!

4/29/2010 9:57:43 PM

have you bitten your lip recently?

4/29/2010 9:58:10 PM

B4C will making collages of you by next week

4/29/2010 10:08:41 PM

DID YOU GET ALL THE ATTENTION YOU WANTED, SLUT?

4/29/2010 10:09:20 PM

^^you mean by last week?

[Edited on April 29, 2010 at 10:09 PM. Reason : k]

4/29/2010 10:09:25 PM

my boy porcha's been in maxim!!!!!!!!11

4/29/2010 10:12:17 PM

hamster computer case yo, they made fun of me/it though, called me a dork or something...it was for some small "weird stuff of the month" section...my parents didn't frame that magazine and I had to buy a copy. Popular mechanics was nice enough to send me a subscription and 4 clean copies though

5/2/2010 11:06:27 PM

Travel outside of the US.

5/4/2010 12:36:32 AM

How do y'all like my alias?

5/4/2010 12:50:32 AM

as a TWW I think it's pretty obvious that you know my opinion on her

she's very meh and because i'm a TWW i'm tuff and bang models on the reg

me and Yvonne Strahovski are getting it on tonight

5/4/2010 12:50:40 AM

i see that big4country has noticed this thread, i guess he's found a new creepy obsession

5/4/2010 12:56:29 AM

she can't hold a candle to me, Maxims goin to knockin on MY door, baby!

5/4/2010 12:58:19 AM

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"THEN THEN THENNNN were the pics of the professor?!?! "

haha I never got to see those

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"See the sun rise over the Atlantic and set over the Pacific on the same day"

I've done this. It's overrated lol.

I really can't think of anything I want to do before I die that I haven't already done. Going to Australia would be pretty cool.

5/4/2010 1:02:00 AM

Didn't read the thread, but the original post definitely made me .

5/4/2010 1:14:15 AM