imagine that

she likes a little cream in it

5/14/2010 11:17:14 AM

ill bring the vodka...

5/14/2010 11:18:09 AM

you can bring the cream too

5/14/2010 11:18:38 AM

oh, one more thing, Do you swallow?

[Edited on May 14, 2010 at 11:19 AM. Reason : -]

5/14/2010 11:18:44 AM

oh god, ok that's something i really don't get. WHO THE FUCK SWALLOWS?!

5/14/2010 11:19:51 AM

swallow liquor? like a champ

[Edited on May 14, 2010 at 11:20 AM. Reason : ok seriously it's not that big of a deal meg ]

5/14/2010 11:20:01 AM

everyone but you

5/14/2010 11:20:10 AM

OMG i really in love now...

5/14/2010 11:22:14 AM

every girl I've dated swallows

5/14/2010 11:22:26 AM

spitting isn't ladylike

also the way i see it guys pretty much have to swallow. fair is fair.

5/14/2010 11:23:21 AM

my sister told me not to swallow because it made her throw up the first time she did it

well i don't do that stuff anyway so it doesn't really matter

[Edited on May 14, 2010 at 11:25 AM. Reason : ]

5/14/2010 11:24:38 AM

geez i love you, would like you like two rocks for your fingers?

5/14/2010 11:24:43 AM

^^are you sure she didn't just.... ya know ...... gag reflex?

^and you can just get me a fast car instead of the second rock. i'm not really a big jewelry wearer.

5/14/2010 11:25:30 AM

Quote :

"WHO THE FUCK SWALLOWS?!"

most girls, i thought that was the point... no mess. if your gonna spit why not just fuck.

5/14/2010 11:26:12 AM

how about this one...



[Edited on May 14, 2010 at 11:29 AM. Reason : )]

5/14/2010 11:28:40 AM

i know some girls have said they give oral sex when sex isn't option because they're on their periods. doesn't mean they should have to swallow it! blehhh

5/14/2010 11:29:47 AM

i mean its not like the girl HAS to. it's just an option.

^^ i think i'm in love

5/14/2010 11:31:51 AM

yea sometimes it fun to just blast it in her face.

5/14/2010 11:32:59 AM

or hair

5/14/2010 11:33:53 AM

yea that's not going to happen i'm super paranoid of it getting in my eyes and going blind bc of something i read on the internet

and if you get it in my hair there will be rage of epic proportions

[Edited on May 14, 2010 at 11:34 AM. Reason : seriously]

5/14/2010 11:34:06 AM

just close your eyes.

5/14/2010 11:34:54 AM

your hair falls out when cum touches it; it's like an acid (reason it makes you blind )

5/14/2010 11:35:37 AM

every girl has her rules

5/14/2010 11:37:40 AM

i can live with that.

Quote :

"Normal semen pH is 7.2-8.0. Prostatic secretion is acidic while seminal vesicle fluid is alkaline (seminal fructose is derived from seminal vesicles). Acidic ejaculate (pH<7.2) may be associated with blockage of seminal vesicles. Infection is usually associated with alkaline ejaculate (pH >8.0_ Azoospermia with low ejaculate volume, fructose negative and acidic may imply obstruction of the ejaculatory ducts. pH over 8.0 may indicate infection. The semen is initially in liquefied state but quickly coagulate by the action of protein kinase secreted by the seminal vesicles. Proteolytic enzymes from the prostate liquefy coagulum in 20-25 minutes. Abnormal liquefaction may be cased by prostatic abnormalities, e.g. prostatitis. Increased viscosity may affect sperm motility "

[Edited on May 14, 2010 at 11:40 AM. Reason : 1]

5/14/2010 11:38:54 AM

i just don't like when my hair gets all sticky and gross ok. DEAL WITH IT.

5/14/2010 11:45:41 AM

well fuck you

if you were blowing me I'd shove bubble gum in your hair

5/14/2010 11:46:51 AM

well lucky for me it will be a cold day in hell before i do that

5/14/2010 11:48:09 AM

hahaha

5/14/2010 11:48:27 AM

Shooting it in her face or hair doesn't appeal to me at all...

That would involve not finishing in her mouth, which is by far the best part of a blowjob.

5/14/2010 11:51:01 AM

but what about demeaning?

5/14/2010 11:51:44 AM

i'm not really into the demeaning stuff. it just makes me angry and then i attempt to slay rather than bwn

5/14/2010 11:53:21 AM

haha, not really my thing.

i mean, i like to manhandle my women, but it's not for the sake of treating them like garbage.

5/14/2010 11:53:30 AM

^exactly

5/14/2010 11:54:07 AM

^^^ I was talking to theDuke866,

half of the invented sex acts are for the simple purpose of demeaning women.






[Edited on May 14, 2010 at 11:55 AM. Reason : ^]

5/14/2010 11:54:20 AM

OH I AM SO SORRY FOR INTERUPTING THIS CONVERSATION BETWEEN TWO GENTLEMEN

LET ME JUST GET MY ASS BACK INTO THE KITCHEN WHERE I BELONG

bitch I will cut you bitch

5/14/2010 11:55:36 AM

haha you sure do get offended easily; I was simply pointing out the comment you replied to wasn't aimed towards you.

5/14/2010 11:56:24 AM

kate, i would soooo treat you right...

5/14/2010 11:56:31 AM

^^^^you mean the stupid stuff that highschool boys dream up to put on urban dictionary but only like a dozen or so freaks in the entire world have ever done?

i mean, i will throw a girl down on the bed and put her ankles beside her ears, but the intent isn't degradation.

[Edited on May 14, 2010 at 11:58 AM. Reason : ]

5/14/2010 11:57:44 AM

that's good, b/c if we're getting married

I WILL KNOW WHERE YOU SLEEP



[Edited on May 14, 2010 at 11:58 AM. Reason : ^ oh heyyyy]

5/14/2010 11:57:54 AM

no I mean like things involving rubbing your dick on their face with various fluids and restraint.

5/14/2010 11:58:32 AM

right beside you, i hope?

5/14/2010 11:59:01 AM

oh you know it baby

5/14/2010 11:59:28 AM

oh we're totally getting one of those tempurpedic beds

5/14/2010 12:00:00 PM

^^^^^

^^^^ I'm not really down with doing anything just for the sake of humiliating or degrading the girl I'm sticking my weiner in.


[Edited on May 14, 2010 at 12:02 PM. Reason : i'd rather leave physical bruises than emotional ones]

5/14/2010 12:00:25 PM

^^ I wanna get one big enough to fit everyone in this thread except me



[Edited on May 14, 2010 at 12:01 PM. Reason : ^]

5/14/2010 12:00:43 PM

Quote :

"LET ME JUST GET MY ASS BACK INTO THE KITCHEN WHERE I BELONG"

SAMMICH!!! STAT!!!

5/14/2010 12:02:18 PM

haha i was actually just about to go make a sandwich. FOR ME.

i found this horseradish cheddar at the store yesterday. i bet it makes a fabulous grilled cheese

5/14/2010 12:03:00 PM

THIS AINT NO SAMMICH THREAD

5/14/2010 12:05:21 PM

nah, horseraddish and grilled chicken on a toasted bun with lettuce and tomato.... 'tis awesome

(had one at Dain's Place, on 9th Street in Durham on St. Paddy's day)

5/14/2010 12:05:52 PM

I've never liked horseradish or anything with it in it.

5/14/2010 12:07:26 PM