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"Yeah, I don't ask for oral anymore because nobody has done it right. "

my ex said the same thing...I tried to be that one guy with the golden tongue who could get it right, but I was not

8/9/2010 3:03:05 PM

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"i had to slap her on top of the head and tell her to calm the fuck down."

Really had me lol'ing.

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Really disappointing, I've had a couple. Many of them can be blamed on alcohol and what I affectionately refer to as "whiskey clit."

8/9/2010 3:03:09 PM

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"lickin pussy aint rocket science"

Evidently not, but according to all my female friends, there are an awful lotta guys that don't know shit from shinola when it comes to clitsucking.

8/9/2010 3:03:40 PM

did you teach them?

8/9/2010 3:05:26 PM

I'm hesitant to post in here

I'd be calling out a few TWWers (at least one of whom has already posted in this thread ) and then there's also the "I'm growing old and considerate of other people's feelings" factor

8/9/2010 3:06:13 PM

hahaha licking dick aint rocket science either yet I see lots of people bitching. Everyone likes it a tad different.

I wouldn't say I'm the best but if I get the guy off then I feel pretty confident. lol

8/9/2010 3:06:14 PM

^its really not

thats why i hate girls that brag about bein the best

its definitely a plateau...and then you have Superhead status but no average nigga should be expecting to run into a chick with Superhead skills

8/9/2010 3:07:27 PM

There is a lot more involved in licking pussy than sucking dick

8/9/2010 3:07:29 PM

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"did you teach them?"

Had my head clamped down on and bucked off and eardrums pierced, lol...

8/9/2010 3:07:48 PM

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"smoothcrim (2:36) : wash + wipes + gold bond Kiwi (2:39) : i guess what he means is, if he loves a girl he doesn't care if there are a few random poop flecks down there djeternal (3:02) : no, that's not what I mean. i mean that I have not encountered poop flakes because we stay very clean back there djeternal (3:03) : if you have poop flakes, then you are not cleaning your ass well enough ambrosia1231 (3:04) : there comes a point where it's not possible for it to *get* any cleaner down there. That's the stage for analingus. Then there's the stage where it can't get any cleaner and stay that way on, say, an hourly basis. That's the everyday, buttsecks included stage. Anything below that level of cleanliness is 1) about to shower 2) currently shitting 3) doing yardwork in the south in the summer"

8/9/2010 3:07:49 PM

Got no problems eatin' a clean ass either...

8/9/2010 3:10:39 PM

just another saturday eatin dat ass

8/9/2010 3:11:26 PM

assplay is where i draw the line, i dont mess wit yours dont mess wit mine


hell yea im an MC

[Edited on August 9, 2010 at 3:15 PM. Reason : e]

8/9/2010 3:12:44 PM

[my thoughts on the matter of bad head]

I think that some girls can get used to the guy they give head to and, therefore, get into a method that only applies to that one guy. Then, when they break up, she applies that method to another guy who maybe doesn't like what the other guy before him liked so much. Therefore, her bragging about being the best is true, in her mind (and for the guy before you). So, basically, you are having methods being utilized on you from the last dude she was fucking. This thread of logic doesn't account for hoodrats and hos. This can also be applied to males going down on females.

[/my thoughts on the matter of bad head]

8/9/2010 3:28:42 PM

nah girls give head to every dude they see if they run that game


women are whores and theres no excuse

[Edited on August 9, 2010 at 3:30 PM. Reason : f]

8/9/2010 3:29:45 PM

you can apply that to damn near any facet of the relationship though.

8/9/2010 3:30:42 PM

^ I know, but you guys were talking about bad head.

8/9/2010 3:32:45 PM

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"I don't even get why you'd say that anyway. Either you're 1) bragging to people you're just friends with, which is dumb or 2) saying it to someone you're going to attempt to prove it to, when if it WERE true it seems like it would be better to surprise him with that information anyway, and if it isn't true then he's going to be hella disappointed. And of course he would still inevitably tell you that you were, indeed, the best because if he tells you you're not actually all that then you will never do it again."

Oh. You must be new to a thing called "advertisement and promotion" where you exaggerate a claim based on opinion. You think those Wendy's burgers look and sound as good as they do in their radio commercials and ads? Nope.



[Edited on August 9, 2010 at 3:37 PM. Reason : .]

8/9/2010 3:35:56 PM

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"I think that some girls can get used to the guy they give head to and, therefore, get into a method that only applies to that one guy. Then, when they break up, she applies that method to another guy who maybe doesn't like what the other guy before him liked so much. Therefore, her bragging about being the best is true, in her mind (and for the guy before you). So, basically, you are having methods being utilized on you from the last dude she was fucking. This thread of logic doesn't account for hoodrats and hos. This can also be applied to males going down on females."

Quit lying to yourself and trying to rationalize this behavior.

8/9/2010 3:36:38 PM

Yeah, I know. Actually, I normally just jam my cock in the back of their throat when they suck to show them who's boss.

8/9/2010 3:38:52 PM

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"If the dude busts early, obviously you're dissapointed. But if he can get back to turgid form in a matter of minutes, does this redeem him, or are you still thinking he's a joke?"

If he can get back in the saddle pretty quickly then I definitely give him credit for that... but its still a little disappointing, especially if they don't give you a warning that they're about to bust

8/9/2010 3:38:53 PM

^^^ makes sense to me, some girls aren't very good at it

[Edited on August 9, 2010 at 3:40 PM. Reason : .]

8/9/2010 3:39:48 PM

Been there done that such a sad situation

8/9/2010 3:40:45 PM

ill show you a disappointing sexual encounter.....

8/9/2010 3:44:14 PM

so the things i've heard about you are true

8/9/2010 4:33:22 PM

my most disappointing encounter was this one time that i got raped


buts its ok becasue she was hot as fuck

8/9/2010 4:54:04 PM

heshe tore your ass apart


but then it cam eback together?

8/9/2010 4:56:13 PM

it was a chick with a strap on.....but she was hot so i didn't care

8/9/2010 4:58:10 PM

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"If the dude busts early, obviously you're dissapointed. But if he can get back to turgid form in a matter of minutes, does this redeem him, or are you still thinking he's a joke?"

If we're doing round two quickly enough, it assists in overlooking round one

8/9/2010 5:12:06 PM

I'd imagine any sexual encounter with the Brosche Dawg to qualify as 'really dissapointing'

8/9/2010 5:15:42 PM

I mean does everyone else seriously lose their erection as soon as they bust a nut?

Sometimes I will bust like three in a session and just keep on going through the whole thing...

I'm kind of a lazy selfish lover so I would imagine that any encounter with me would be disappointing unless you were into doing all the work.

8/9/2010 6:13:30 PM

My ex was terrible at oral. To the point of where it made me hate it. I only recently started enjoying it. So I guess every time he did that was disappointing. Actually, pretty much every time we did anything was disappointing seeing as he couldn't last longer than 5 seconds. >_>

8/9/2010 6:45:48 PM

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"I mean does everyone else seriously lose their erection as soon as they bust a nut? "

Not every time...but I'd say at least 1/3 of the time I bust a really good nut and can barely move for like 10 seconds...erection is pretty much done then. Then 1/3 of the time I can for maybe a minute or two. Then 1/3 of the time I can go for MAYBE up to 5 minutes.

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"Sometimes I will bust like three in a session and just keep on going through the whole thing..."

You sir, are a machine. I don't think I've ever done this. Once I bust, I'm busted. Good thing I don't have a premature ejaculation problem, because my recovery time is kinda lacking.

8/9/2010 6:45:58 PM

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"She said during sex he would frequently go limp for no reason."

ugh. bad memories.

moral of [my] story: DRUGS FUCK WITH YOUR DICK. Don't date/fuck addicts.

8/9/2010 7:13:21 PM

Alcohol does that to me.

FUCK YOU, JIM BEAM!! FUCK YOU!

8/9/2010 7:14:14 PM

I had a case of whiskey dick once

Luckily, for me, I was able to convince the girl that it was her fault because she was so goddamn ugly and her pussy stunk.

8/9/2010 7:16:29 PM

Good recovery

8/9/2010 7:17:11 PM

one time I was banging begonias so hard her arms fell off...that was more weird than disappointing though

8/9/2010 7:19:41 PM

it's OK, we glued them back on

8/9/2010 7:22:28 PM

^4 mom never recovered from that you know

8/9/2010 7:30:17 PM

8/9/2010 7:32:52 PM

question for the ladies, have yall ran into more one minute men in your lives or more hard pipe hitters who can last all night? it will be funny to hear what it's like from the other side


and thankfully i've not had too much trouble with whiskey dick in my sexcapades. I'm always DTF after a night full of drinking.

8/9/2010 7:33:50 PM

I have never run into a guy who couldn't at least last long enough for me to get off (if I was going to get off). And in fact, when I've been struck by "whiskey clit" and know that it's just going to be impossible for me to orgasm, I've become annoyed by the stamina of my partner.

[Edited on August 9, 2010 at 8:30 PM. Reason : .]

8/9/2010 8:29:41 PM

Meredith girls = really disappointing sexual encounter

8/9/2010 8:43:40 PM

^not all of them. i had a couple boring encounters, but also one of my freakiest. but she was also the little sister of a girl i graduated HS with so maybe that had something to do with it.

8/9/2010 9:04:35 PM

^^ dating a girl who went to Meredith, definitely not any disappointing sexual encounters

8/9/2010 9:50:12 PM

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"more hard pipe hitters who can last all night?"

these are almost as bad as the 15 second dudes...

it just goes on and on and on...never ending...and eventually i'm just like "look...i gotta pee and i just want to go to sleep...either hurry up and finish or just get off me"....

i've encountered about an equal number of each...

most seem to just fall into a relatively normal time frame though...it may take a little longer but nothing excessive

8/10/2010 12:36:43 AM

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"Meredith girls = really disappointing sexual encounter"

yeah

cause where a girl goes to school has even a little to do with how she's fuckin'.

8/10/2010 12:39:30 AM

haha you hate the guys that can go all night?

I wonder what is keeping them from getting off?

8/10/2010 12:39:52 AM

i have found the ones that can go all night are really pretty shitty at what they are doing...it's all just drunk wannabe porn star fucking...like they are jack hammering something...


it's a completely different story if they can go...get off...go again...get off again...and then go again...

[Edited on August 10, 2010 at 12:42 AM. Reason : i still consider that going all night]

8/10/2010 12:41:46 AM