Because you know the Germans make good stuff

10/7/2010 12:13:05 PM

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"I do not want to be the 100th guy to put my penis is anyone's vagina. Being the 20th guy is on the borderline."

The thing is...you'll never truly know.

10/7/2010 12:17:26 PM

reading this thread makes me want to run a train on some lucky broad

10/7/2010 12:18:50 PM

haha ive never understood the "dont want to be the X guy" mentality. its so insecure.

your significant other HAS FUCKED OTHER PEOPLE BEFORE YOU. why get all aggy about it? people fuck. just enjoy that she is locking it down on you. either that will continue or you'll break up and you'll move on to someone else WHO HAS ALSO FUCKED OTHER PEOPLE.

[Edited on October 7, 2010 at 12:26 PM. Reason : .]

10/7/2010 12:25:48 PM

I once dated a very cute, 25 year old virgin who was homecoming queen at Ole Miss.

Even then....SHE HAD SUCKED A COUPLE DICKS IN HER LIFETIME.

10/7/2010 12:29:49 PM

on that note

i always find it hilarious that people still shake hands with other people.

its like, yo i beat off with that hand. *shake*. and everyone smiles and says nice to meet you.

10/7/2010 12:30:52 PM

^On that note...

LIVE IN A FUCKING BUBBLE.

I just jacked off and grabbed that door knob that you used to get in the room.

[Edited on October 7, 2010 at 12:33 PM. Reason : .]

10/7/2010 12:33:42 PM

This is the conversation that bore the UCB Asspennies sketch I bet.

[Edited on October 7, 2010 at 12:40 PM. Reason : http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=60669&title=ass-pennies]

10/7/2010 12:34:39 PM

Double standards at it's best ITT

10/7/2010 12:39:07 PM

^I feel like there is less "double standards" going on than usual.

10/7/2010 12:41:17 PM

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"on that note i always find it hilarious that people still shake hands with other people. its like, yo i beat off with that hand. *shake*. and everyone smiles and says nice to meet you."

I thought that is why we shake hands with our right hand because most people aim while peeing with their left hand

10/7/2010 12:42:54 PM

Wrong, all dick related activity is with your right hand.

Left is for manuervering the mouse and fingering your ass.

10/7/2010 12:45:49 PM

Third page was great and had nothing to do with the thread.

10/7/2010 12:47:05 PM

Why not take the opposite approach? Be flattered that a chick has seen that much dick in her life, and has decided to stick with just yours for the rest of her life. BECAUSE THIS DICK IS THE BEST DICK, BABY!

10/7/2010 12:50:11 PM

I use my right hand to maneuver the mouse.

Everyone I know uses their right hand to maneuver the mouse.

I've never seen a mouse on the left side of the picture in any computer advertisement.

Therefore, you're wrong.

10/7/2010 12:50:39 PM

I hope she didn't have any student loans because the lawsuits will be coming faster than the worst guy on her list.

10/7/2010 12:53:13 PM

I clicked "Post Reply!" with my right hand, and I use my right hand for all non JO mouse business

But I switch hit when it comes time beat

Its like when batters stay on the right side to face Rivera

10/7/2010 12:53:24 PM

In normal circumstances, of course. But you aren't going to be rubbing one out at your work computer very often and I'm pretty sure Dell isn't going to have any advertising platform that is showing that...

10/7/2010 12:53:47 PM

You have to use your right hand to beat off?


I can't imagine having to go through all that extra work.

Hell, if you start using your left hand now it may feel like someone else is doing it who is especially retarded.

10/7/2010 12:56:48 PM

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"coming faster than the worst guy on her list."

Not bad.

Quote :

"But I switch hit when it comes time beat"

If I use my left hand, my dick moves around like the blow-up apparatuses at a car dealership's year-end blowout sale.

10/7/2010 12:57:10 PM

The only way I can use my left hand is to make an upside down peace sign and fuck the V

Even then, its still a poor mans substitute

10/7/2010 12:59:48 PM

sounds about right.

10/7/2010 1:40:51 PM

you guys can jack off with only one hand?

10/7/2010 1:47:59 PM

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"(412): He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him"

10/7/2010 6:05:56 PM

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"The lesson as always is girls just are not funny"

holy shit i didn't even realize this was supposed to be funny, i just thought it was her weird way to diary her sex life...

10/7/2010 6:18:49 PM

This was supposed to be funny?

10/7/2010 6:21:02 PM

10/8/2010 1:54:48 AM

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/10/08/us/08duke.html

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"Lucas Zidella, a German student at Duke, said he was amazed at the willingness of Americans to publish very personal details about themselves online."

10/9/2010 6:57:07 AM

THANKS!

[Edited on October 13, 2010 at 8:05 PM. Reason : hurr durr]

10/13/2010 7:58:28 PM

^^
Germans are, historically, a prudish race

10/13/2010 8:10:50 PM

Except for their love of piss play.

10/14/2010 7:38:21 AM

it's just sex! If you actually care about someone and they care about you, who cares how many people they've slept with?

And if you don't care about them and you're fucking them, then you're just a hypocrite.

As this nonsense about diseases, YOU should be the one being responsible about that. Wrap it up, douchebags

10/14/2010 8:49:13 AM

German = nationality

German != race

10/14/2010 8:55:20 AM

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/college/original-coed-consumer-sex-guide

10/20/2010 12:11:38 PM

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"Mike Lefevre, a 21-year-old senior and the president of the student body, said that people were not sure whom to be more concerned about. “Should we be more worried about the young woman’s privacy or worry about the individuals who were named?” he said. “It’s not so clear to us who was the victim, and who we should reach out to.” "

LOL.

and he's serious.

10/20/2010 1:06:30 PM

^^^Yeah, but aren't a lot of countries so nationalistic that they consider themselves a race. Like the Japanese and whatnot.

10/20/2010 1:17:18 PM

well, japanese ppl do look different from koreans, chinese, thai, cambodian, etc (and they all look different from each other).

idk about germans

[Edited on October 20, 2010 at 1:22 PM. Reason : ]

10/20/2010 1:21:53 PM

To all the people saying, "Why would you care about how many people your partner has slept with?":

A person who has slept with a very large number of people has demonstrated that they like variety. A lot. It does raise the question of how long they're going to be satisfied with just one set of genitals.

I also wouldn't be at all surprised to see that there's a pretty high correlation between having a shit ton of partners and being fucked up in the head. I've yet to meet the girl that claims really high numbers who doesn't also have serious daddy issues. And there also seems to be a correlation between man-whores and complete douchebaggery. I provide as a case study the Tucker Max-style blogger, but anyone who is being honest (and isn't a douchebag himself) has met at least a few of these dudes in real life.

So I guess the lesson here is that fucking a hundred people isn't the problem, it's the symptom of the problem.

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"As this nonsense about diseases, YOU should be the one being responsible about that. Wrap it up, douchebags"

Fine. You want to get your pussy ate? You can buy the dental dam. Good luck. I don't think I'd recognize one if it jumped out and bit me.

At least some responsibility is on the person whose had fifty dicks up in them.

10/20/2010 1:37:27 PM

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"A person who has slept with a very large number of people has demonstrated that they like varietysex."

Maybe it would be variety if they had a checklist of white/black/tall/short/fat/asian/indian/etc. I think your opinion might hold true for a small percentage of people who get around.

10/20/2010 2:56:36 PM

^ not necessarily. 'variety' has more than one meaning. here 'variety' as intended by grumpygop just means different genitals, as he also implied. everybody's genitals look different, even if they are of the same race.

10/20/2010 9:03:15 PM

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"here 'variety' as intended by grumpygop just means different genitals"

Which is kinda retarded. Girls don't care what kind of dick it is as long as it gets them off. Like I said, that interpretation of "variety" holds true for a very small amount of people.

10/21/2010 7:47:19 AM

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"well, japanese ppl do look different from koreans, chinese, thai, cambodian, etc (and they all look different from each other)."

And Germans look different from Italians. And most Japanese people I know can't tell a Korean from a Japanese person if their life depended on it

10/21/2010 1:46:07 PM

bttt

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

[Edited on July 12, 2013 at 3:38 PM. Reason : actually thats dangerous]

7/12/2013 3:38:11 PM

Great bump

7/12/2013 5:51:13 PM

provided a few belly laughs.

7/10 bump score.

7/12/2013 7:37:32 PM