The guy in the video doesn't seem to need a buzz. Maybe everyone should just bring a whore with them to the games.

11/4/2010 2:32:56 PM

Like you have never over-payed for anything ever in the entirety of your existence?

The real tragedy is the possibility that your parents paid for your college education.

Now that's a real waste of money.

11/4/2010 2:33:11 PM

^ me? hah, no...i had scholarships for my first 4 years...i double-majored and so was here an extra semester, which i paid for myself (i did 3 co-ops, so i had money saved up)

grad school was (and is now) paid for, of course

[Edited on November 4, 2010 at 2:35 PM. Reason : .]

11/4/2010 2:35:20 PM

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"Maybe everyone should just bring a whore with them to the games."

Well that's optimal but they just don't fall out of the sky, you know.

11/4/2010 2:36:42 PM

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" Relax, people. I grew up in Dallas, and this is normal. Matter of fact, in Pop Warner ball, we had this one play called the Dry Hump. On Hut 2, the right offensive tackle would start faux-fuckin' the left defensive end while the pulling guard performed frottage on the nosetackle. Meantime, the left offensive tackle would engage in spirited outercourse with the right defensive end. While all this was happening, I'd sprint around the right side, untouched, for the score. After that? Yes, we'd line up for the two-point conversion. By then, of course, the defense was totally aroused and I'd just walk the thing in."

[Edited on November 4, 2010 at 2:41 PM. Reason : ]

11/4/2010 2:37:06 PM

^^They seem more likely to be falling out of their seats

[Edited on November 4, 2010 at 2:38 PM. Reason : carat ]

11/4/2010 2:37:40 PM

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"you missed the part that started this whole thing, which is where i specifically criticized someone for paying $10 for a miller lite...from there, it turned into me being a supposed beer snob i don't CARE what people buy, but i reserve to right to look down on any idiot that pays $10 for a fucking miller lite"

Why do you think any of us give a shit? Your griping is uninteresting as fuck

Sometimes you want to get your drink on at the stadium. I usually bring a flask but some people like to be respectable about it and shit

11/4/2010 2:37:45 PM

i buy beers at games because i'm just trying to pump some money back into the economy, which in turn helps everybody.

11/4/2010 2:38:54 PM

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"Why do you think any of us give a shit? Your griping is uninteresting as fuck"

haha, i KNOW y'all give a fuck because you bother responding instead of ignoring me in the first place

jeebus, why do you think i do it? it's entertaining to ME and that's really all i care about when i post on tww

11/4/2010 2:39:54 PM

i'm a craft ale snob myself, but i'll drink 12 cans of PBR if the situation calls for it.

quagmire's a fucking douche.

11/4/2010 2:43:33 PM

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"haha, i KNOW y'all give a fuck because you bother responding instead of ignoring me in the first place"

Kind of like how you say you don't care what we think, yet you keep trying to defend yourself.

11/4/2010 2:43:50 PM

^ i've already admitted i'm here to entertain myself...i care insofar as i continue to get said entertainment

i certainly won't keep posting if i'm ignored, but we both know i WON'T be ignored

11/4/2010 2:46:31 PM

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"haha, i KNOW y'all give a fuck because you bother responding instead of ignoring me in the first place jeebus, why do you think i do it? it's entertaining to ME and that's really all i care about when i post on tww"

Fuck that's pathetic

11/4/2010 2:46:35 PM

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"i'm a craft ale snob myself, but i'll drink 12 cans of PBR if the situation calls for it. quagmire's a fucking douche."

*toasts*

11/4/2010 2:46:59 PM

^^ oh? and what do YOU do at work when you're being held up by others and can't work on anything until tomorrow?

11/4/2010 2:48:14 PM

11/4/2010 2:48:39 PM

is that shay lauren?

11/4/2010 2:49:13 PM

I don't think she has name. I like her boobs

11/4/2010 2:50:40 PM

Great now I need to go take care of something...





fap fap fap

11/4/2010 2:53:09 PM

I, too, like her boobs

11/4/2010 2:53:51 PM

I don't see the point in paying 10 bucks for a Miller Lite at a game either.

When I go to a game, I'm there to watch the game, not get drunk. I don't enjoy the taste of the most popular beers (bud light is about the only one that i can drink with a straight face, and that's because it doesn't really taste like much of anything when it's cold IMO.) so what's the point? I'd rather pay the 5 bucks or whatever it ends up being for a giant ass cup of mountain dew or tea, because then I'd be getting overpriced something that actually tastes good.

Of course I can't even buy beer in a stadium, so I'm not sure my argument really counts.

11/4/2010 3:12:03 PM

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"oh? and what do YOU do at work when you're being held up by others and can't work on anything until tomorrow?"

I go home, because I'm not a fucking wage-slave

Quote :

"I don't see the point in paying 10 bucks for a Miller Lite at a game either. When I go to a game, I'm there to watch the game, not get drunk. I don't enjoy the taste of the most popular beers (bud light is about the only one that i can drink with a straight face, and that's because it doesn't really taste like much of anything when it's cold IMO.) so what's the point? I'd rather pay the 5 bucks or whatever it ends up being for a giant ass cup of mountain dew or tea, because then I'd be getting overpriced something that actually tastes good. Of course I can't even buy beer in a stadium, so I'm not sure my argument really counts."

I don't
When I
I'm there
I don't enjoy
I'd rather pay

[Edited on November 4, 2010 at 3:20 PM. Reason : .]

11/4/2010 3:20:04 PM

haha, okay

11/4/2010 3:21:31 PM

just when I thought this thread was getting back to where it started...

11/4/2010 3:28:21 PM

anyway that chick in the video owns, anybody who's hating is part of a serious cultural problem

11/4/2010 3:29:23 PM

Deadspin thinks they have figured out that she goes to ECU.

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"But anyway, this message came from a student at ECU, thereby answering that question. You're off the hook, Wolfpack."

http://deadspin.com/5681801/the-frantic-search-for-the-cowboys-lap-dance-girl

11/4/2010 3:48:23 PM

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" I am writing with the most respect and consideration possible, and with all the hopes in the world that you will receive this message with the same thoughts. I know the young lady in the cowboys video that you posted, and I don't think you are aware of the potential damage you are causing. She is a very smart, self respecting, modest girl that took a vacation and let her hair down, as cliche as that sounds. She cannot afford to be mocked and ridiculed and posted on the internet during a moment she not only doesn't remember but would like to forget, and this video takes away her right to do so. Please consider the girl you see in that video not as a "stripper, whore, slut, etc" or any of the other vulgar names shes been called, but see her as a young lady that had maybe a little too much fun and should be allowed to put her wild night behind her. If I could beg on my hands and knees in front of you, I would, her future, her reputation, and her dignity all rides on how you respond to this. Thanks for taking the time to read this. "

lol

11/4/2010 3:51:54 PM

haha, i'm amused

11/4/2010 3:52:46 PM

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"If I could beg on my hands and knees in front of you, I would"

oh really

11/4/2010 3:52:56 PM

I cant wait to watch this when I get home. She better be hot!

11/4/2010 3:55:52 PM

sophomore female at ecu. wonder if she was even old enough to be drinking?

11/4/2010 3:56:04 PM

i'm not entirely sure anyone is entitled to privacy for what they do while in a stadium in full view of tens of thousands of people

11/4/2010 3:59:45 PM

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"so David Garrard's 17-21, 4-TD game is only the second-best performance by an ECU Pirate in Cowboys Stadium this year"

LOL

11/4/2010 4:00:55 PM

Lesson? Next time you go to an NFL game and do some stupid shit, don't wear something that makes it that much easier to narrow down your identity.

(Although without the friend's email, I'm guessing her identity wouldn't have been that easy to discover...she looks like any number of the dime-a-dozen girls at either school.)

11/4/2010 4:05:22 PM

I, too, like her boobs.

11/4/2010 4:07:00 PM

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"very smart, self respecting, modest girl"

1) ECU student
2) big ass tattoo on the stomach
3) Almost taking your shirt off in the front rows of an NFL game being played in one of the largest stadiums in the country.

DOES NOT COMPUTE

11/4/2010 4:09:04 PM

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"David Garrard's 17-21, 4-TD game"

Is that the score? If so, how do you get 4 TDs?

11/4/2010 4:11:04 PM

yeah, she's a dumb skank

but i enjoyed seeing her demean herself, i won't lie

11/4/2010 4:11:13 PM

^^ jesus christ

11/4/2010 4:12:16 PM

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"Is that the score? If so, how do you get 4 TDs?"

facepalm

11/4/2010 4:12:27 PM

lol. maybe he was 17 for 21?

11/4/2010 4:14:58 PM

Well this thread did not go where I expected.

11/4/2010 4:15:16 PM

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"Is that the score? If so, how do you get 4 TDs?"

Because he threw 3 TDs to his own players and threw an INT that was ran back for a TD. Duh!!

11/4/2010 4:26:23 PM

Am I the only one that thinks the dude she was dry-humping looks kinda old??

11/4/2010 4:34:25 PM

Man I know plenty of college age dudes that look damn near 40

Some people start to age early as fuck

11/4/2010 4:36:09 PM

I was thinking the same thing after the Deadspin article says they are in a relationship.

11/4/2010 4:36:50 PM

Can someone please find this girl's facebook page?? My spank bank need additional material

11/4/2010 4:38:56 PM

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"lol. maybe he was 17 for 21?"

Durr.. that makes sense.. just didn't seem that noteworthy.

Carry on.. Didn't mean to interrupt the fapping

11/4/2010 4:43:40 PM

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"i'm not entirely sure anyone is entitled to privacy for what they do while in a stadium in full view of tens of thousands of people"

11/4/2010 4:53:43 PM

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"Using a little Facebook sleuthing, we were able to locate the identity of the young woman in the video. From her photo, it's clearly her, and her wall postings in the hours after the video was posted definitely read like a girl who just got put on blast. "Sick of being sick and tired of being tired." "What's on your mind? Oh facebook you have no idea." "At what point do you decide, I'm done trying to please everyone around me, and I'm ready to live for me. I think I've come to that point." We're not going to name the girl, nor link to her Facebook page. She's been through enough. But we will say this in the defense of the ECU sophomore and North Carolina native: at least the dude she made cream the inside of his jeans is the one she's "In A Relationship" with on Facebook. Ah, young love"

ahaha nice

11/4/2010 4:55:16 PM